Time for another song!
Thread by thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress, cutting out the wound snip by snip
Making sure the pony skin folds nicely
It's the perfect color and from the hip
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the fur's correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress
Inch by inch, chopping off the hoofnails
Dual neck slice, don't you know a dice in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to perspire
Even though she loves formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales
It's Rarity's new dress
Dressmaking's easy, from Applejack something orange
Fluttershy something sturdy
Blend skin and mane,
Do you think it looks dirty?
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook in eye, couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it skins forelock and crest
Don't forget the magic in the head
Even though it rides high when from the flank
Rainbow Dash won't look like a tank
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread by thread, primmed and pressed
Yard by yard, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!
Post by post, bringing it together
Necro's thread, leaving out the trolls snip by snip
Making sure the fort map looks nicely
It's the perfect shape and looks so hip
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the beers's correctly facing
We're watching Necro's, thread.
word by word, chopping off the details
Double post thrice, don't you know extra posts are fine?
Write him something perfect to inspire
Even though he posts formal inquires,
Gotta mind those 'thread update' mails,
Even though I'm laughing at funny fails,
It's Necro's new thread.
Threadmaking's easy, for Girlinhat some big phallus,
ASCit something nerdy
Blend facts and fame,
Do you think he acts flirty?
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
make it up, couldn't you just simply lie?
Making sure it builds more facts'n the rest!
Don't forget the magic in the boast
Even though it seems bad when from the facts,
Necro's (posts) won't look that dank,
I'm posting on, Necro's Thread!
Post by post, pic by pic
Dorf'd, seige, craft, trollers skip,
Thread by thread, pics are best,
Log by log, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Thread!
Can't believe I just came up with all that.