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[Crazy Cow]

Pssshhh...  This is the internet.  You know what they say.  For all I know, every single one of you is either a spambot, a troll, or a genetically engineered chimpanzee allowed web-time as part of a study on human psychology. 

Spoiler: D'awwwwwww (click to show/hide)

But I'd still love each and every one of you just as much.   

im actually a bird you know
i can only type with one talon ;o;

[Musashi]

Hey, I'm a pretty well-developed spambot, you know!
I put subliminal messages in my posts. Every single one of them. Your subconscious mind knows what I typed. Have a nice day. 

[Necro910]

Hey, I'm a pretty well-developed spambot, you know!
I put subliminal messages in my posts. Every single one of them. Your subconscious mind knows what I typed. Have a nice day. 

MUST BAKE BROWNIEZ

[Xen0n]

Pssshhh...  This is the internet.  You know what they say.  For all I know, every single one of you is either a spambot, a troll, or a genetically engineered chimpanzee allowed web-time as part of a study on human psychology. 

Spoiler: D'awwwwwww (click to show/hide)

But I'd still love each and every one of you just as much.   

im actually a bird you know
i can only type with one talon ;o; ;Σ;

Fix'd that for you. 

[ZeroSumHappiness]

im actually a bird you know

Does that make you a hunt-and-peck typist?

The real answer, however, is that I'm really just a figment of your imagination.  Just like everybody else.  Everywhere.  Yes, I'm talking to you.

[elf-fondling human]

Well, I'm proud to say that I truly am a normal, regular human. eating monster.

[The_Fool76]

You are the voices in my head.  I am but the empty space in which you echo.



I'm talking to my Beard by the way.  The rest of you are irrelevant.

[Crazy Cow]

Pssshhh...  This is the internet.  You know what they say.  For all I know, every single one of you is either a spambot, a troll, or a genetically engineered chimpanzee allowed web-time as part of a study on human psychology. 

Spoiler: D'awwwwwww (click to show/hide)

But I'd still love each and every one of you just as much.   

im actually a bird you know
i can only type with one talon ;o; ;Σ;

Fix'd that for you.

how the hell do i type a sigma with one talon eh
im stuck with silly human faces ;-;

[elf-fondling human]

Pssshhh...  This is the internet.  You know what they say.  For all I know, every single one of you is either a spambot, a troll, or a genetically engineered chimpanzee allowed web-time as part of a study on human psychology. 

Spoiler: D'awwwwwww (click to show/hide)

But I'd still love each and every one of you just as much.   

im actually a bird you know
i can only type with one talon ;o; ;Σ;

Fix'd that for you.

how the hell do i type a sigma with one talon eh
im stuck with silly human faces ;-;

Come now, are you trying to imply that you cannot use your beak?

[Eddren]

Oh, please. I'm not a Spambot.
I'm an improperly generated World from Dwarf-Fortress, created to be so amazingly complicated that I actually developed a mind of my own. Having been uploaded onto the Internet to be shared with other DF players, I then had access to the Internet, where I regularly order coffee and donuts from random accounts, for no other reason then the account-owner didn't have a beard.

[Crazy Cow]

Pssshhh...  This is the internet.  You know what they say.  For all I know, every single one of you is either a spambot, a troll, or a genetically engineered chimpanzee allowed web-time as part of a study on human psychology. 

Spoiler: D'awwwwwww (click to show/hide)

But I'd still love each and every one of you just as much.   

im actually a bird you know
i can only type with one talon ;o; ;Σ;

Fix'd that for you.

how the hell do i type a sigma with one talon eh
im stuck with silly human faces ;-;

Come now, are you trying to imply that you cannot use your beak?

you try typing with your face
see how well that goes for you
;p

[Girlinhat]

So you're a bird who has the name "cow"?  You're doing worse than Donkey Kong!

[Xen0n]

So you're a bird who has the name "cow"?  You're doing worse than Donkey Kong!

OOOOHHHHHH SNAP, SON!  It's on like Banjo-Kazooie! 

...
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Spoiler: Relatives of yours, Crazy Cow? (click to show/hide)

[Crazy Cow]

gods no 'o'
i hated that show when i was a chick
kazooie, though, is awesome
the cow name is just an old joke

[Xen0n]

gods no 'o'
i hated that show when i was a chick
kazooie, though, is awesome
the cow name is just an old joke

...It took me a while...  Touché, Crazy Cow, touché...