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[Necro910]

It's a story where Pinkie kills Rainbow Dash and makes her into the titular cupcakes. Imagine DF style gore. Only instead of a training weapon made out of wood, it's a hack saw, knife, and other assorted sharp implements.

Nice.

That reminds me, Necro made cupcakes out of Horse Intestines. 

[Dsarker]

Oh, and even better- Pinkie is all talking like there's nothing bad about it, cheery as can be, while Dash is screaming and even going unconscious due to the pain.

[Crazy Cow]

In the raws, cupcakes are referred to as [ITEM_FOOD_DASH]

[Dsarker]

Memo to self- mod ponies into cannibals.

[Necro910]

The badgers were defeated, with no casualties. One of them snuck in and scared some ponies, but was slaughtered with haste. All outside ore was immediately hauled inside, to prevent any smelting proles to be attacked. Soon after, another wave of immigrants came. Most were immigrants, but we received a markspony and a potter/soldier. The potter can make clay barrels in his off-time, which we can use to store food. The markspony was assigned as a captain of his own unit (with him as the only member), and given a wooden crossbow and bone bolts. A magma kiln was constructed to employ the potter, and he was told to collect clay for the time being. Ironsides forged three more golden statues, one of a pony, one of a trio of Forgotten Beasts, and one of Necro himself. The statue of Necro replaced the one of the slain buffalo, and all the remaining statues (Including the dragon/buffalo statue) were moved into the barracks. The statue was of Necro standing boldly above the other ponies, and depicted his rise from cavern suicide-miner, to leader of Machineblood. The cave ponies had just arrived as the new markspony had gone stark raving mad, speaking gibberish of things such as small ponies that only have a coat on their head and a mane on their face. The weirdest part was that they stand on their hind legs, and have no hooves on their fore ones. It was quite odd, but no matter. The fool shall meet his end soon enough, and the cave ponies shall receive gifts that'll make them... feel warm inside?

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Varnifane]

Do ponies wear socks on each hoof?

[Necro910]

Do ponies wear socks on each hoof?

I can indeed confirm this.

That's 4x the socks for the low price of one whip through the skull, through the brain, tearing the brain! A tendon has been torn!

[Girlinhat]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ponies-in-socks#.TnkmqNShKSo

[Necro910]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ponies-in-socks#.TnkmqNShKSo

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WIN

[Wimopy]

Thanks to Girlinhat's link, I found out why cupcakes are of interest... I think Necro could fit Pinkie Pie's place here.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction

So... Give Necro socks and make him bake cupcakes! Magma is perfect for cooking, as we all know.

[Necro910]

Thanks to Girlinhat's link, I found out why cupcakes are of interest... I think Necro could fit Pinkie Pie's place here.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction

So... Give Necro socks and make him bake cupcakes! Magma is perfect for cooking, as we all know.

It's a story where Pinkie kills Rainbow Dash and makes her into the titular cupcakes. Imagine DF style gore. Only instead of a training weapon made out of wood, it's a hack saw, knife, and other assorted sharp implements.

Nice.

That reminds me, Necro made cupcakes out of Horse Intestines. 

You know what Necro is going to do to the clowns, right?

1. One acquire ingredients.

2. Boil them at 12000 Urist PONEH for about thirty minutes, to clean.

3. Finely mince the meat into bite sized pieces.

4. Crumb them and place into batter.

5. Stir batter for five minutes.

6. Place batter into molds.

7. Bake in magma oven for twenty minutes.

8. Take out tray, and let sit.

9. CUPCAKES? Indeed.

[Wimopy]

9. CUPCAKES? Indeed.

You should apply that instead of

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why?
Because everyone says magma, but who says Cupcakes?

And, it could be your new status symbol after this project.

[The_Fool76]

9. CUPCAKES? Indeed.

You should apply that instead of

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why?
Because everyone says magma, but who says Cupcakes?

And, it could be your new status symbol after this project.

That and it would make you about 20% Cooler.

[Necro910]

9. CUPCAKES? Indeed.

You should apply that instead of

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why?
Because everyone says magma, but who says Cupcakes?

And, it could be your new status symbol after this project.

CUPCAKES?
VS.
MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who will win?! Cupcakes would actually be a more unique line, but then again, this is a dorf forum.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Out of all honesty, I like the cupcake one better. 

[Theifofdreams]

Cupcake it up. We all know you love magma, but cupcakes? Cupcakes are original. And magma may be forever, but cupcakes are a lifetime.