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[elf-fondling human]

If only it was that easy to stop parties...

[Necro910]

If only it was that easy to stop parties...

Just don't have meeting halls made with wells or statue gardens etc.

Use zones, they never use meeting zones to party. Why? Because zones are too formal for their party gland to copmrehend

[elf-fondling human]

Actually, to be fair I haven't so much as built a statue outside of my catacombs in weeks. I haven't seen a party in even longer. It's just hard once they're actually started, I guess.

[The_Fool76]

A pony fort, without parties... 
Don't come crying when all your ponies go melancholy and start talking to the Longland Grass Flour Bags.

[Necro910]

A pony fort, without parties... 
Don't come crying when all your ponies go melancholy and start talking to the Longland Grass Flour Bags.

These ponies are going to FIGHT HELL ITSELF! BWAHAHAHAH

Besides, I never got any Longland Flour 

[The_Fool76]

A pony fort, without parties... 
Don't come crying when all your ponies go melancholy and start talking to the Longland Grass Flour Bags.

These ponies are going to FIGHT HELL ITSELF! BWAHAHAHAH

Besides, I never got any Longland Flour 

Oh, well I suppose you will just have to find something else to make your Cupcakes from...

[Crazy Cow]

Plenty of rocks and dust to talk to, though

[Necro910]

A new wave of immigrants came, lured by tales of great luxury. Many of them were soldiers, and were promptly conscripted. We gained another miner, and about 6 or so more proles. We even received a LEGENDARY carpenter, which was conveniently paired with the pathetic peasants. The peasants were assigned as field laborers, woodcutters, and bar smelters. Flon and the militia commander were happily married, and the commander was immediately demoted. The NEW militia commander was automatically possessed, and made a stone flute, with images in bone. The bastard didn't do jackshit for us, but that doesn't matter. We didn't lose any remotely valuable resources, anyhow. Afterwards, the liaison came in, and Necro ordered more metal and barrels. The liaison in turn, wanted more radioactive mugs. The bastard may be an absolute idiot, but why argue? We have enough stone lying around to fill the order. The diplomat left, and Necro went outside to Bolt again, who was laying roofing.

"Bolt, I have another order for you."

"Yes, my l-lord?"

"I would like an orthoclase door for the butcher's shop. I don't want any stench coming out if the flesh begins to rot."

"O-Oh god..."

"Just go, you spineless pixie."

"Y-Yes, sir"

Oh, well I suppose you will just have to find something else to make your Cupcakes from...

How about I make them from THE HOOVES OF MY ENEMIES?

[Johuotar]

Plenty of rocks and dust to talk to, though

Let me make dramatization.

Rocky=pile of granite rocks, Sir Lintsalot=pile of granite dust, Pony=average, no time to party pony

Rocky: So, Necro910 said no partying?
Pony: Oh, its not so bad. We're really bus-
Rocky: Not so bad?! Who doesn't like parties! Necro910 is elf!
Pony: Oh, c’mon now. “elf” might be a little strong, don’cha think?
Sir Lintsalot: He said no parties at all! Ever! I say “elf” isn’t strong enough!
Pony: Well, it was pretty rude...
Rocky: It was downright despacable!

Afterwards...

NopartyingPony is taken by a fey mood! NopartyingPony works furiously! NopartyingPony has created "Dashcake", a pony meat cupcake!

[Necro910]

Plenty of rocks and dust to talk to, though

Let me make dramatization.

Rocky=pile of granite rocks, Sir Lintsalot=pile of granite dust, Pony=average, no time to party pony

Rocky: So, Necro910 said no partying?
Pony: Oh, its not so bad. We're really bus-
Rocky: Not so bad?! Who doesn't like parties! Necro910 is elf!
Pony: Oh, c’mon now. “elf” might be a little strong, don’cha think?
Sir Lintsalot: He said no parties at all! Ever! I say “elf” isn’t strong enough!
Pony: Well, it was pretty rude...
Rocky: It was downright despacable!

Necro: I heard that. Well you can go have a party, IN HELL! *pulls lever*

[Varnifane]

It's just hard once they're actually started, I guess.

Just un-designate the zone they are partying in.

There is a no-partying rule in all of my forts. If I catch you partying you join the "go outside and pick up socks" brigade. I call them ambush detectors.

[Necro910]

The perpetually irritating parasprites had come back, and were yet again harassing the  woodcutters. The militia was deployed, and they ran for their lives. The militia was recalled, and told to train in their new barracks. The zebras had come to trade shortly thereafter, and all metal and bags were bought. They left poor and with more radioactive cups, and with less wealth than they had come with.

In the fort, Bolt had completed the roofing over the outdoor area, and was now producing furniture. Ironsides was manufacturing military equipment, Dusty and O'l Joey were mining as usual, Ivor was doing checkups in the newly made hospital, Flon was brewing wine, and Necro was dealing with various problems. The magma floodgate was ready to burn anyone waiting outside the gates, the well was fixed, Ivor was getting married, and the badgers were in full bloom. The cheesemakers were drinking from the brook for whatever reason, even though the well was fine. The badgers began to chase the proles, and Dusty burst in to tell Necro the news.

"Necro! Sir! The badgers are chasing the cheesemaker!"

"..."

"...and the cheesemaker has an iron axe"

"Send the militia. Let none live."

"Yes, sir"

"And by the way..."

"Yes, Necro?"

"If any of them get into range, burn them. Alive."

"Oh dear, that's... that's..."

"Making me hungry. Now go tell the commander"

Dusty walked backwards with an awkward smile, and galloped away as fast as she could.

[Girlinhat]

All ponies should be allowed to party, lest they should tantrum meltdown.

(The others turned down Pinky's party, as they were planning her a surprise party.  She over-reacted to the "no party" idea.)

[Necro910]

All ponies should be allowed to party, lest they should tantrum meltdown.

(The others turned down Pinky's party, as they were planning her a surprise party.  She over-reacted to the "no party" idea.)

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LMAO

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I'm going to need some more apples.

Also, by reading the comments of a few MLP vids, I know that cupcakes are some kind of running gag. Could someone please explain?

[Dsarker]

It's a story where Pinkie kills Rainbow Dash and makes her into the titular cupcakes. Imagine DF style gore. Only instead of a training weapon made out of wood, it's a hack saw, knife, and other assorted sharp implements.