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Jakob

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Dog's
« on: September 17, 2011, 08:31:56 pm »

So a troll rampaged through my fort from the caves, he killed five dwarf's, two of whom where in the military. The only damage he took was from a cat who scratched his foot shortly before the troll tore the cats eyes out and kicked it into a river (across the map, through trees and down a mountain)

I was going HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT when the last defense to my dining hall full of innocents stood in the troll's way, a single untrained war dog. Suddenly a friend of the troll ran from the caverns and came to his friend's defense right before attacking the dog. I braced for Fun.

Mind you, this was AFTER, it grabbed his friend by the crotch, shook him around and punted him at the wall. Breaking his spine and then having the dog tear out his neck.

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Re: Dog's
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 08:49:21 pm »

War dogs are really great for softening up invaders. And they breed in huge numbers. So it is really easy for you to get a bunch of them.
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Re: Dog's
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 08:53:09 pm »

That troll is just lucky it wasn't a dwarven baby...

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Re: Dog's
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 09:02:37 pm »

War dogs are really great for softening up invaders. And they breed in huge numbers. So it is really easy for you to get a bunch of them.
This is what I am wondering, I just had one slaughter two trolls. How is this softening? That is annihilating.
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Re: Dog's
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 09:16:58 pm »

A goblin with a copper axe and helm is farm more dangerous than even a blind cave ogre.
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Re: Dog's
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 09:22:10 pm »

Naked trolls are soft targets and not entirely deadly. Their danger is only in their size which lets them toss dwarves around and turns clothing into superarmor. But a good weapon will do far more damage than a troll.
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