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[Qloos]

Brought to you by someone who knows very little about the euro zone debt crisis or economics in general.  Nor do I have great artistic talent.

[Azkul]

Why is there a sun on the door?

[Qloos]

Why is there a sun on the door?

Last week was pretty rough at your bank.  Apparently you had gotten drunk and wrote "sun" on your personal Vault door with a highlighter.  Either you had a moment of absolute genius that could solve your financial crisis, or you were pissed out of your mind.

[Noodlerex]

Open vault
take cash
run

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Check to see if the police are on the front parking lot.

[Qloos]

Open vault
take cash
run

Check to see if the police are on the front parking lot.

You walk over to the rear window and look down upon the street with smug superiority, Garry the hobo leans against your building wall, smoking.  A lonely motorcycle occupies your customer parking lot; the bastards at the city were to cheap too give you a pedestrian crosswalk accross to the customer parking lot.  Your limo sits out front.


Leaving the lovely scenery behind, you pause before your vault.  What was the pin again?  You've forgotten, some combination of the numbers 28892

[Coolnesstod]

Pin was 29882.

[Noodlerex]

Oi Bossman Whats the code again i forgot it? after he tells you club him with the nearest blunt object

[Qloos]

Pin was 29882.

[What?!]


"Oh! that's right.  I always get that 9 mixed up."  You chide yourself, as the vault opens revealing a single box.  The sight reminds you of your personal assets.  5 Million in nominal high yield Greek Bonds, with a maturity date of September 20th 2015.

Oi Bossman Whats the code again i forgot it? after he tells you club him with the nearest blunt object

You are the boss.

[stabbymcstabstab]

ROB THE HOBO HE'S RICHER THEN US.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Look inside the box.

ROB THE HOBO HE'S RICHER THEN US.

Nah. The hobo doesn't have a shiny box to pawn!

[Criptfeind]

Sell them.

[Qloos]

ROB THE HOBO HE'S RICHER THEN US.

Sell them.

You ignore the box, for inside is the worthless bonds.  Surely, there is no need to look at the dusty papers.  Instead you return to your desk and attempt to sell your bonds.


You call up a bank in texas, and ask them to buy your bonds.  They say they'll buy them for 800 thousand US dollars.  His insufferable laugh and token offer infuriate you.  Angry, you send Garry the hobo a fine for loitering.


Garry is not amused.

[Criptfeind]

Counter offer 4.7 million for them.

[Roboboy33]

Tell them to piss off and murder them.