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[Aklyon]

Anything else?

[Pandarsenic]

Moonwalk across the hills.

[Doret]

Search for the tallest hill.

[Azkul]

Moonwalk across the hills.

[Sinpwn]

Smash the hobbits heads together and look at the water

This

Search for the tallest hill.

Then This

Moonwalk across the hills.

While doing this.

[Aklyon]

Looking at the nearby hills, you see a taller one then the others. The hobbit hops to the side as you peer into what looks like a jump to the Plane of Arcane Flooding, which is rather hard to be in without waterbreathing, or equipment to do so due to the constant floods. It is, obviously, a magic plane. You plan to moonwalk to the tall hill if you decide against drowning.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Are Fisty McBeefpunch here.
Are bored of seeing hills
Are in much pain after having your right ankle smashed. (slightly healed)
Have spotted a hole to the Plane of Arcane Flooding.
Are lacking in hobbits to punt.
Are nonmagical here.
Are lacking in map

[Doret]

Reverse moonwalk into the portal, activate magical prowess and walk on the water. Begin a search for land while attempt to use magic to make yourself amphibious.

[Aklyon]

But what if we didn't have a waterbreathing spell yet?
(I'm randomly picking what we start with since I have dual d20s now (semi-transparent navy blue one and semi-transparent orange one), so you may or my not end up drowning and starting over in a different plane entirely.

[Doret]

Consider attempting to swim in the floods if all else fails. Rashly rush through the portal, damning the consequences.

[Aklyon]

(17, 5, 1, 2.
Starting spells:
Featherfall, same as always.
Glow, if you're somewhere moderately dark so you can see.
Summon Dust, The most useless thing I could thing of.
and RNG's Inspiration, which could possibly help you, or just send half of you to the Plane of Telefrags and the other half who knows where. Changes everytime.)

You rip open the hole to the Plane of Arcane Flooding and dive in while invoking the RNG. (2) It casts Kill on you, (18) but fails.
Eventualy though, you have to gasp, which means you suck up part of the water, and thus drown, becoming yet another victim to this plane's contents. (keeping the starting spells for ease of transition)


You are now an unknown Planar Traveler in the Plane of Gnomes. There are 17 gnomes within sight of this spot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Are unknown, and unnamed.
Are standing infront of your entrance to here, having escaped from the Plane of Massive Boulder Traps.
Are not dead.
Are nonmagical here, or at least you think so.
Are lacking in map
Spells: Featherfall, Glow, Summon Dust, RNG's Inspiration.

[Sinpwn]

Glance to your foot, and then to the gnomes. You know what to do.

[Aklyon]

You still need a name of which to have them shout in terror, though.

[BunnyBob77]

Our name is Footy McSteakKick

[Aklyon]

You punt several of the gnomes into the air, and receive several crossbow bolts to the head. Someone was prepared to tackle the tall one before you could say a thing, it seems. (1 on reaction check)

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Are dead, having been shot by a +2 Light Repeating Crossbow thrice.
Are nonmagical here.
Are lacking in map
Spells: Featherfall, Glow, Summon Dust, RNG's Inspiration.

You are now in the Plane of Potato Farmers. It is not harvest season, the nearest farmer seem to be elven.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Are unnamed, again.
Are semimagical here. (Earth magery)
Are lacking in map
Spells: Featherfall, Glow, Summon Dust, RNG's Inspiration.
Extras:
Past Life: Shortie Punter. You occasionally have the urge to kick the shortest person nearby.

[micelus]

Killing or attacking the elves would be too simple. We must destroy their livelihoods and slowly erode their spirit.

Ask the elf if you could work for him; if he agrees, then actually do some honest work, but then after you gain his trust, start wrecking his crops and destroying his home. Run after he finds out.