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[Aklyon]

Do we still have the potato? We could jump inside the potato to meet up with ourself in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion, then both jump into one of our potatoes to meet up with our other two selves in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion Recursion, jump into one of their potatoes to meet up with our other four selves in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion Recursion Recursion, repeating this several times until we have quite a lot of ourselves. Once we have a decent enough number, all of our selves will cast RNG's Inspiration at the same time. With so many casting at once, we're bound to get at least one good result.

You continue to recurse yourself and make it really had to describe whats going on, eventually ending up with 25 or so of you in the Recursive Plane.

(Wolfram Alpha Average:~~10.56)

The RNG gives you a way out, through the Plane of Supersonic Jets. Hopefully there'll be another rift on the way down if you choose to take this one, because there is no land in that plane, just spontaneously appearing/dissapearing refuelers.

(Originaly it was 100, but 25 worked much faster to get an average of You is unchanged.)

[Doret]

Convince all 25 of ourselves to continuously cast the spell of dust until we transform the plane of recursion into the plane of the unclean. That or we create a rift to the plane of somewhere else.

[Aklyon]

Something from the Plane of the Unclean takes one of you for suggesting such a thing, and tosses him at the hole to the Plane of the Dirty.

[Doret]

Attempt to use the bond with ourself to move all of us to the plane of the dirty, assuming this version of us had a mental link with us and had yet to die. If we cannot do this alone, ask the RNG to boost our mental links. 4 people only.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Yo, dawg, I heard you like RNG's Inspiration, so i gave you 24 other you's so you can RNG while you RNG x25!

[Kadzar]

I say we all jump into the Plane of Supersonic Jets and cast Featherfall.

[Aklyon]

You jump into th-*Plane'd*

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Have been explodificated by a Supersonic Jet.

You are now in the Plane of Dirtamancers. There are Crap Golems everywhere, along with some rock ones and the dirtamancers themselves.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Lack name.
Are a former Dirtamancer.
Spells: Create Crap Golem, Create Rock Golem, Earthbend, RNG's Inspiration (intrinsic).
Other:
+2 Shovel of Earthly Endurance

Past Lives:
Shortie Punter. You occasionally have the urge to kick the shortest person nearby.
RNG's Plaything. You distrust luck entirely, but can ask the RNG for help anytime.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Create a rock golem directly above a crap golem, preferably one that is near another dirtamancer.

[Aklyon]

Crap Golems do not stay still long enough to create a golem on top of them.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Fine. Cast RNG's Inspiration on a crap golem that is standing by a dirtamancer.

[micelus]

Name: Dirt McScat

[Aklyon]

(2) You are picked up by the divine hand of the RNG, and flung into the Crap Golem. It bursts open, spattering you worse than your target. He's rather annoyed at you now.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Are Dirt McScat.
Are a former Dirtamancer.
Are covered in crap.
Spells: Create Crap Golem, Create Rock Golem, Earthbend, RNG's Inspiration (intrinsic).
Other:
+2 Shovel of Earthly Endurance

Past Lives:
Shortie Punter. You occasionally have the urge to kick the shortest person nearby.
RNG's Plaything. You distrust luck entirely, but can ask the RNG for help anytime.

[micelus]

Create a rock golem, and earthbend it into the form of a T-rex

[Aklyon]

(20 to special effect!) You create Ziquod, The Roaring of Shattered! All Golemcrafting is of the highest quality. It is a Rock Golem in the form of a T-Rex. It's head bears an engraving of hobbits and a human. The human is punting the hobbits. It menaces with teeth of serrated edge.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Are Dirt McScat
Are a former Dirtamancer.
Are covered in crap.
Spells: Create Crap Golem, Create Rock Golem, Earthbend, RNG's Inspiration (intrinsic).
Other:
+2 Shovel of Earthly Endurance
Rock Golem Ziquod, The Roaring of Shattered, a T-Rex with serrated edge teeth and an engraving of hobbit punting.

Past Lives:
Shortie Punter. You occasionally have the urge to kick the shortest person nearby.
RNG's Plaything. You distrust luck entirely, but can ask the RNG for help anytime.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Order Ziquod, The Roaring of Shattered to chomp off all the heads of the other dirtamancers