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[Roboboy33]

Use the cow as a mount and ride him till you find something interesting

[woose1]

Use the cow as a mount and ride him till you find something interesting

then punt the cow

[Aklyon]

Use the cow as a mount and ride him till you find something interesting

then punt the cow

The cow is too heavy to punt.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Then look for the plane of Thy Dungeonman and Get Ye Flask.

[woose1]

Use the cow as a mount and ride him till you find something interesting

then punt the cow

The cow is too heavy to punt.

Ask for the RNG's help to level up our punting skill, then.

[Pandarsenic]

Use the cow as a mount and ride him till you find something interesting

then punt the cow

The cow is too heavy to punt.

Ask for the RNG's help to level up our punting skill, then.

This seems like a poor decision.

[micelus]

The cows are probably owned by someone. Look for a herder and if none are nearby, then featherfall the cow and punt it.

[Aklyon]

You see no herder nearby, and then ask the RNG for help to punt to cow. (4) It punts YOU!
You land several dozen feet northward, yet again in more pain and still no sign of anything but cows and Askot Wellbringer.

[LordSlowpoke]

Ask the RNG for help in punting the RNG.

[Aklyon]

Thou art smited into the potato for askinge such a ridiculouse thinge.
You are now in the Recursive Plane of Recursion. The dwarf is not here, and trying to see what is here is giving you a headache.

Spoiler: You (click to show/hide)

Are Humfrey Nimote.
Are nonmagical here until you get less headache.
Are in not in need of map.
Are in some pain.
Are having a major headache.
Spells: Featherfall, Glow, Summon Dust, RNG's Inspiration.
Extras:
Past Life: Shortie Punter. You occasionally have the urge to kick the shortest person nearby.

[Hitty40]

Kill the cows and use their flesh to create a portable cannon and fire Askot out of.

[Aklyon]

Kill the cows and use their flesh to create a portable cannon and fire Askot out of.

We are not near any cows.

[Hitty40]

Kill the cows and use their flesh to create a portable cannon and fire Askot out of.

We are not near any cows.

Ack, I misread the cow punting part, then.

[Kadzar]

Do we still have the potato? We could jump inside the potato to meet up with ourself in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion, then both jump into one of our potatoes to meet up with our other two selves in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion Recursion, jump into one of their potatoes to meet up with our other four selves in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion Recursion Recursion, repeating this several times until we have quite a lot of ourselves. Once we have a decent enough number, all of our selves will cast RNG's Inspiration at the same time. With so many casting at once, we're bound to get at least one good result.

[Sinpwn]

Do we still have the potato? We could jump inside the potato to meet up with ourself in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion, then both jump into one of our potatoes to meet up with our other two selves in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion Recursion, jump into one of their potatoes to meet up with our other four selves in the Recursive Plane of Recursion Recursion Recursion Recursion, repeating this several times until we have quite a lot of ourselves. Once we have a decent enough number, all of our selves will cast RNG's Inspiration at the same time. With so many casting at once, we're bound to get at least one good result.

This is a ridiculously amazing idea.