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elf-fondling human

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Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« on: September 17, 2011, 11:29:32 am »
I forgot to get rid of my wagon, or at least make a new meeting area, so my animals were getting...antsy. A stray reindeer just kicked my bone doctor into the volcano, where she discovered two magma pools, the magma sea, and adamantine. I checked her relationships to make sure I didn't get a tantrum spiral, and noticed that she had a husband. "uh oh..." I thought, and proceeded to check his thoughts and preferences, upon which I find that he is ecstatic. I guess married life is the same no matter what species you are, huh?
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Re: Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 11:49:45 am »
Did "Miners" get all honour for finding cotton candy?  :P
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Quote from: backora900 on December 26, 2011, 05:31:44 pm
Then he made grudge wit about 20 other dwarfs (still don't know why - perhaps they were stealing his chair).

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Re: Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 11:50:40 am »
New kind of biologic bearded probe! I demmand more !!SCIENCE!!
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 12:03:59 pm »
You're supposed to sacrifice virgins, dummy. Trust a reindeer to get it wrong.
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Re: Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 12:05:16 pm »
Quote from: peskyninja on September 17, 2011, 11:50:40 am
New kind of biologic bearded probe! I demmand more !!SCIENCE!!
You mean throwing things down volcano to explore? They'll never take damage until they hit the bottom because they are falling.
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Quote from: ledgekindred on August 19, 2011, 08:54:12 am
Oh yeah: Nazis.  Now I lost the argument.  So you can't argue with me anymore.  Nyah.

elf-fondling human

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Re: Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 12:10:02 pm »
Quote from: Madventurer on September 17, 2011, 11:49:45 am
Did "Miners" get all honour for finding cotton candy?  :P

Of course. And, if this were an earlier version, I'd be getting a king in my third migrant wave. Thank Armok I won't.
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Re: Oh, you crazy dwarves, you!
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2011, 12:16:50 pm »
Ooh! I know! Royal volcano probes!
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