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[Iituem]

If they're in range... surely just Shatter the bottom of their ship?

That said, we seriously need to recharge Order soon if we ever want to find out what strange and terrible powers Balance can grant us.

[Powder Miner]

*poke*

[Pandarsenic]

You prepare for the oncoming ship. You've never tried shattering something so large. You'll have to determine your particular parameters for the size of the Shatter, where exactly you aim it, and the like. You may also have difficulty aiming depending on distance.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Wearing:
 - Royal Clothing (Classy)
 - Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense)

Wielding:
 - Empty Bottle (+1 Attack, Irish)
 - Buckler (+2 Defense)

Inventory:
1 Crown
Belt, Pockets, Pack, etc.
 - 55 Silver Coins
 - 2 "Liberated" Croissant (+3 French on Consumption)
 - 1 Éclair (+6 French on Consumption)
 - 7 "Redistributed" Potatoes (+3 Irish on Consumption)
 - 3 "Misplaced" Bottles of Whiskey (+6 Irish on Consumption)
 - 1 Scone
 - 1 "Indefinitely Borrowed" Tea
 - 1 Orange Chicken
 - Hammer
 - Fishing Rod
 - Rapier (+2 Attack, French)
 - Claymore ( +2 Attack, Scottish, 2-handed)
 - Inquisitorial Helmet of Order ()
 - Bloody Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense)

Location: Edinburgh Alley

Mentality: Where to g- Wait a second, where did Bulk's sleeves go!? That's not very good protection in a fight at all!


█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █    Charm | Intimidation █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Agility | Might        █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Subtlety | Spectacle    █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Courage | Discretion   █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
  Order  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ | █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ C͡h҉a̴o̴s

Level 2 French: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Le Parkour, █
- French Cooking, █

Level 1 Irish Fury: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Drink and Drive, █

L͠e̴͠ve̷̢ĺ̷͟ ͝͝5 ͏C̴̨͡h҉aoş̀: █ █ █ █ █ █ ██ █
- Disturb, █
- Shatter, █
- Unmaking Touch, █

Level 3 Order, █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Voice of Authority, █
- Bind, █

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

Bulk Vanderhuge, Level 4 Chaos Knight
5/5 Chaos (Level 3)
5/5 Scottish (Level 4)
Items:
 - Bulk's Pack of Useful Things
 - 3 Lager (+3 Scottish)
 - 1 Haggis (+6 Scottish)
 - Masterwork Cathayan Dual Blade Set (+5 Attack, +1 Defense, 2-handed, requires Level 5 Cathayan)
Wielding/Wearing:
 - Claymore (+2 Attack, Scottish, 2-handed)
 - Bulk's Oversized Buckler (+2 Defense)
 - Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense)
 - Snazzy Red Scarf of Chaos (+1 to Chaos Rolls)
Abilities:
 - Greater Shatter (Level 2): When used on a living being, consumes 1 Chaos and does 3 damage to the enemy's first bar at [Roll+ShatterLevel+Chaos] vs. [Roll+Order]. On hit, stuns at [ShatterLevel+Chaos] to break.

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[Iituem]

Unless they fire missiles, wait until they are close to boarding range to maximise success chances, then shatter a 3ft cubed part of the hull just beneath the water level.  Hopefully this should break a bit of deck and cause their ballast section to flood with water.

If they engage in missile fire (cannon or otherwise), a 1ft^3 shatter at distance on their mast.  Hopefully that should slow them enough for the merchanter to outpace them.

[Pandarsenic]

Unless they fire missiles

You mean like arrows and crossbow bolts, or cannons?

[Powder Miner]

Unless they fire missiles, wait until they are close to boarding range to maximise success chances, then shatter a 3ft cubed part of the hull just beneath the water level.  Hopefully this should break a bit of deck and cause their ballast section to flood with water.

If they engage in missile fire (cannon or otherwise), a 1ft^3 shatter at distance on their mast.  Hopefully that should slow them enough for the merchanter to outpace them.

I concur.

[Iituem]

Unless they fire missiles

You mean like arrows and crossbow bolts, or cannons?

Yes.

[Tiruin]

Unless they fire missiles, wait until they are close to boarding range to maximise success chances, then shatter a 3ft cubed part of the hull just beneath the water level.  Hopefully this should break a bit of deck and cause their ballast section to flood with water.

If they engage in missile fire (cannon or otherwise), a 1ft^3 shatter at distance on their mast.  Hopefully that should slow them enough for the merchanter to outpace them.

I concur.

Support.

Also, posting to watch!

[ansontan2000]

Unless they fire missiles, wait until they are close to boarding range to maximise success chances, then shatter a 3ft cubed part of the hull just beneath the water level.  Hopefully this should break a bit of deck and cause their ballast section to flood with water.

If they engage in missile fire (cannon or otherwise), a 1ft^3 shatter at distance on their mast.  Hopefully that should slow them enough for the merchanter to outpace them.

Le support!
I concur.

Support.

Also, posting to watch!

[Pandarsenic]

Hnnnngggggggg grocery day

We should interrupt the thread to have people suggest what food I should get. <_<

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Cheese, onions and mushrooms. Chicken, banana's, tuna and noodles. bread, Fish fingers and vegimite. Fish fingers and vegemite go surprisingly well together. But then vegemite goes well with everything.

[Pandarsenic]

Oh man I totally need to actually update this once finals are over hurr durr.

[Pandarsenic]

Whoaaaaa I just found this in the browser history for the computer I'm on at work, in Chrome, at 1:19 Pacific today.

Tons of the Updated Topics page in it, too. Funky.

[ComradeGafarov]

Get up all up in it kicking down the door

[LordSlowpoke]

I support this necro and second it with one of my own. No sir, leaving a story about a dead monarch to die is just silly.