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[Askot Bokbondeler]

no, no le rapier, continue with them irish fury, attack with bottle

[DinosaurusRex_x]

no, no le rapier, continue with them irish fury, attack with bottle

Smash the bottle first, then stab 'em with the pointy bits.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Err.  I mean...

Brise la bouteille premierement - pi apres célà poignardent-lui avec les éclats.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Err.  I mean...

Bain an buidéal dtús, ansin stab 'em leis an giotán pointy. (damn crappy internet translators)

[DinosaurusRex_x]

[Pandarsenic]

Frog in a beret and a French flag, who appears to have a wine bottle that says "Fuck the French" on it

I have no idea whether you're for or against switching back to the rapier.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Let's settle this with the obvious comprimise between rapier and bottle. Throw your buckler then duel weild the rapier and bottle. Attempt to go into a martial trance and become enraged at the same time!

[Kadzar]

I think people are doing stupid things out of boredom because turn-based combat isn't much fun to do over a forum.

[Pandarsenic]

Torn between French and Irish, you decide to simply use the one you're already equipped for against the defending Order Initiate (1+1+Irish vs. 2+5+2) but he defends himself competently. Bulk Vanderhuge aims a Shatter at the defended Initiate (5 vs. 18 ARE YOU SHITTING ME) but the Initiate is protected by Order. They attempt to disengage (18+8 vs. 8+2 + 2 + 4). You try to press the attack but they manage to escape.

Maybe status pic later.

+1 to Chaos

Additionally, you feel like you learned something important in that fight.

LEVEL UPS

Winning your first major battle has granted you and Bulk Vanderhuge a level each, allowing you to siphon away might from primordial and possibly racist powers (not actually how it works). You may raise one of your abilities and suggest to Vanderhuge which ability he should train and why (he may or may not be convinced by you).

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Wearing:
Royal Clothing, Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense)

Wielding:
Empty Bottle (+1 Attack, Irish), Buckler (+2 Defense)

Inventory:
1 Crown
Belt and Pockets
 - 17 Silver Coins
 - 2 "Liberated" Croissant (+3 French on Consumption)
 - 1 Éclair (+6 French on Consumption)
 - 7 "Redistributed" Potatoes (+3 Irish on Consumption)
 - 3 "Misplaced" Bottles of Whiskey (+6 Irish on Consumption)
 - 1 Scone
 - 1 "Indefinitely Borrowed" Tea
 - Hammer
 - Fishing Rod
 - Rapier (+2 Attack, French)

Location: Edinburgh Palace

Mentality: Awww, they got away.


█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █    Charm | Intimidation █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Agility | Might        █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Subtlety | Spectacle    █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Courage | Discretion   █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
  Order  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ | █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ C͡h҉a̴o̴s

Level 2 French: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Le Parkour, █
- French Cooking, █

Level 1 Irish Fury: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Drink and Drive, █

L͠e̴͠ve̷̢ĺ̷͟ ͝͝5 ͏C̴̨͡h҉aoş̀: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Disturb, █
- Shatter, █
- Unmaking Touch, █

Level 3 Order, █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Voice of Authority, █
- Bind, █

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

Bulk Vanderhuge, Level 4 Chaos Knight
3/5 Chaos (Level 3)
2/5 Scottish (Level 4)
Wielding Claymore (+2 Attack, Scottish), Bulk's Oversized Buckler (+2 Defense); wearing Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense), Snazzy Red Scarf of Chaos (+1 to Chaos Rolls)
Greater Shatter (Level 2): When used on a living being, consumes 1 Chaos and does 3 damage to the enemy's first bar at [Roll+ShatterLevel+Chaos] vs. [Roll+Order]. On hit, stuns at [ShatterLevel+Chaos] to break.

[SirBayer]

I think people are doing stupid things out of boredom because turn-based combat isn't much fun to do over a forum.

I think people are doing stupid things because it is a legitimate strategy in this game.

Both of us should be dropping levels in Irish. It is, so far as I can tell, the only useful skill we have yet acquired. And if we need to convince Bulk, maybe he's heard of Eamon. Maybe they're friends too. Wink. Wink wink. Wink.

[Pandarsenic]

Bulk Vanderhuge is proudly Scottish. He cannot gain levels in other nationalities.

[micelus]

French!

Suggest to our friend that he should put a point into Order. Explain that the Inquisition probably don't have defenses against their own power, plus they won't expect it. That, and it's ironic.

[Pandarsenic]

The forces of Order have no interest in Bulk Vanderhuge. He's already devoted to Chaos.

[micelus]

Fine, level him up in Pict! Or Scandinavian. Any of these options as Scotland does have Pict and Scandinavian residents.

[Pandarsenic]

If you want him to gain Viking levels, you'll have to do that the way they do: By [REDACTED].

But you'll have to go to Iceland to do it. If you want him to reserve the level, feel free to.