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[Powder Miner]

Teehee silly Irsh damage, nous sommes francais. Le Parkour on their helmets for an inquisitor neckstab.

[Pandarsenic]

Le Parkour is an ability of Cowardly Frenchness! You can't use it during a Fight!

Edited post with another picture. Also corrected an item number I'd forgotten had changed.

[SirBayer]

Is it time to Irish them yet?

Yes, yes I think it is.

[Kadzar]

Now there's actual rules for battle? And we have to take turns attacking each other? Shit's getting a bit too Orderly up in here. We better stab the nearest Inquisitor to help balance out the Chaos/Order continuum.

[Pandarsenic]

The rules for battle are because the single-hit-point system I was considering was entirely too lethal and half the people would be bleeding out right now if I hadn't decided against it.

[Caz]

We better stab the nearest Inquisitor to help balance out the Chaos/Order continuum.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I say we feint a bash with buckler the stab with the rapier into the inquisiters stomach.

[Pandarsenic]

The Crown Prince feints a buckler bash and goes for a stab (15+2+French) against the 5th-Level Order Inquisitor, who (20+5+3) deftly dodges and counterattacks (13+5+2), bypassing the (7+2+Agil) attempt to guard and stabbing you!

Bulk Vanderhuge casts Greater Shatter (14+2+3+1) on the uninjured Inquisitor, who (17+2) twists in pain as his internals are scrambled, a wave of Chaos force tearing through him and spattering blood on the pavement behind him as it passes. He (17) forces himself back to his feet.

The Order Initiate who stabbed himself earlier backs his fellow Initiate up, stabbing over his ally's shoulder at you (3+2) but you (6+2+Agil) easily block it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Wearing:
Royal Clothing, Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense)

Wielding:
Rapier (+2 Attack, French), Buckler (+2 Defense)

Inventory:
1 Crown
Belt and Pockets
 - 17 Silver Coins
 - 2 "Liberated" Croissant (+3 French on Consumption)
 - 1 Éclair (+6 French on Consumption)
 - 7 "Redistributed" Potatoes
 - 4 "Misplaced" Bottles of Whiskey
 - 1 Scone
 - 1 "Indefinitely Borrowed" Tea
 - Hammer
 - Fishing Rod

Location: Edinburgh Palace

Mentality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY&feature=player_detailpage#t=94s


█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █    Charm | Intimidation █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Agility | Might        █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Subtlety | Spectacle    █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Courage | Discretion   █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
  Order  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ | █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ C͡h҉a̴o̴s

Level 2 French: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Le Parkour, █
- French Cooking, █

Level 1 Irish Fury: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █

L͠e̴͠ve̷̢ĺ̷͟ ͝͝4 ͏C̴̨͡h҉aoş̀: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Disturb, █
- Shatter, █

Level 3 Order, █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Voice of Authority, █
- Bind, █

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

Bulk Vanderhuge, Level 4 Chaos Knight
4/5 Chaos (Level 3)
2/5 Scottish (Level 4)
Wielding Claymore (+2 Attack, Scottish), Bulk's Oversized Buckler (+2 Defense); wearing Chain Mail Vest (+2 Defense), Snazzy Red Scarf of Chaos (+1 to Chaos Rolls)
Greater Shatter (Level 2): When used on a living being, consumes 1 Chaos and does 3 damage to the enemy's first bar at [Roll+ShatterLevel+Chaos] vs. [Roll+Order]. On hit, stuns at [ShatterLevel+Chaos] to break.

[Noodlerex]

Crouch in a feeble attempt at lâcheté(cowardice) and then stab the first inquisitor to approach you in the crotch repeatedly.

[Pandarsenic]

I have no internet at home momentarily so it may take a day or two to move. If it goes too long, I can just do updates *HNNGGG* without pictures.

[SirBayer]

Is it still not time to Irish?

We're trying to fight Order with Order. Fire only exacerbates fire. Initiates or no, we can rip their faces off and eat them with a side of potatoes, then wash it down with whiskey.

We are shaming our Irish Childhood Friend. How can we look him in the eyes if we're such cowardly French fighters?

Irish Rage. Now.

[Sinpwn]

Is it still not time to Irish?

We're trying to fight Order with Order. Fire only exacerbates fire. Initiates or no, we can rip their faces off and eat them with a side of potatoes, then wash it down with whiskey.

We are shaming our Irish Childhood Friend. How can we look him in the eyes if we're such cowardly French fighters?

Irish Rage. Now.

This, for great Irishness.

[Powder Miner]

Is it still not time to Irish?

We're trying to fight Order with Order. Fire only exacerbates fire. Initiates or no, we can rip their faces off and eat them with a side of potatoes, then wash it down with whiskey.

We are shaming our Irish Childhood Friend. How can we look him in the eyes if we're such cowardly French fighters?

Irish Rage. Now.

This, for great Irishness.

Veto. Nous ne somme pas irlandais! NOUS SOMMES FRANCAIS!

[Pandarsenic]

Do you only know like 3 sentences in French or something?

The fact that I can speak/read French doesn't make it any less annoying to see you constantly spam the same thing over. And over. And over. Every turn.

[Caz]

Time to Irish it I think. If we need more Irishness in the battle, drink whisky and use the empty bottle as an improvised weapon. To the face!