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[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Alright alright We can make the best of this. the first thing is why do need an army? the second is Can we conspire/plot/Scheme with the amazons so we have Two armies. I think we may have to kill the duke and possibly destroy whatever town we're in if we join up with with the amazons , we obviously have no problem killing relatives. But i think the first and most important thing we can do is : go to bed, wake up, get the funds from the duke, spend said funds in the nearest Tavern to get our irish on. you know to help the passing of our grief. Then we should see about getting word of some kind back to our brother. We want to make sure he doesn't usurp the throne while we're away from the capital. We don't wan't to get blood on that crown Twice

[micelus]

The amazons don't exist. We made it up.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

The amazons don't exist. We made it up.

So no army of warrior babes? damnitall.

[Pandarsenic]

The amazons don't exist. We made it up.

So no army of warrior babes? damnitall.

Yeah, minor complications in your plans.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I stand by my sleep swindle and drunken irish rampage plan.

[micelus]

Well here's my plan.

1. Explore the city. Pretend we're looking for clues. Every so often, smirk as if you found something important. Also say "foolish amazons, your trickery is no use against me!" or something like that every hour.
2. Once we are done with that, get back to the Duke and tell him that you were wrong- it wasn't amazons that have killed the king, but vikings disguising themselves as amazons (the vikings did have women warriors after all, if I remember correctly).
3. Ask for a fleet then lead an invasion on Scandinavia. It doesn't matter where we attack, just that we do.
4. Raid the place and pillage.
5. Head back to Scotland and say that you've taken vengeance.
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10. Profit.

Yeah this plan is probably as farfetched as the amazons.

[Pandarsenic]

Well, on the plus side it's an attempt to redirect aggression towards an existing group.

On the minus side, [REDACTED] from Scandinavia are [REDACTED].

[micelus]

Well if we survive, then we'll surely level up a few and become the king.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Arn't there dwarves in viking myth. There are probably dwarves in scandinavia. .. I don't want to fight dwarves. we'll end in a cage with a thousand cats or crushed into atoms by a bridge or melted in lava/magma, drowned, encased in ice or obsidion, or fed to a dragon or set upon by undead or just plain hacked stabbed chopped and otherwise killed. And thats only IF and this is a big if, They haven't dug to deep. THen we will be truly and utterly screwed.

[micelus]

In norse mythology, dwarves were simply elves who liked living underground. Or was that elves  were dwarves who didn't like living underground. Either way, they're elves. They can still forge powerful weaponry though.

[Pandarsenic]

Well, I'll probably sleep and process a turn when I wake tomorrow morning afternoon, so decide by then. :3

[Sinpwn]

Let's just say that they were Ice-Amazons hailing from Scandinavia. If there are dwarves there, convince everyone that the amazons retreated to the Ukraine, and that the dwarves should join us in our quest. Continue on the wild goose chase for imaginary amazons across the world until we actually find some amazons, pillaging everywhere we go with the excuse that they were in league with the amazons.

[LordSlowpoke]

Let's just say that they were Ice-Amazons hailing from Scandinavia. If there are dwarves there, convince everyone that the amazons retreated to the Ukraine, and that the dwarves should join us in our quest. Continue on the wild goose chase for imaginary amazons across the world until we actually find some amazons, pillaging everywhere we go with the excuse that they were in league with the amazons.

This is the best plan. Full support.

[Kadzar]

The important part of our current plan is that we are chasing after something that does not exist, and, therefore, no one but us can find it. Therefore the Duke can't just send his army after the threat, so he needs to pay someone (us) to locate it. The payment is the important part, because this is what can be used to pay for liquor and whores. We may, in fact, need to go ask the Duke for more coin and/or highly portable trade goods. If not, we and our band of men (we should just have a small band, so that we can be very mobile) will have to waylay "bandits" on the road to confiscate their "stolen" goods.

Once we've acquired some more spendables, we'll head in the last known direction of our Amazonian kidnapper (AKA the next nearest town).

Let's just say that they were Ice-Amazons hailing from Scandinavia. If there are dwarves there, convince everyone that the amazons retreated to the Ukraine, and that the dwarves should join us in our quest. Continue on the wild goose chase for imaginary amazons across the world until we actually find some amazons, pillaging everywhere we go with the excuse that they were in league with the amazons.

This is the best plan. Full support.

This is something to work up to, as long as we don't tell anyone where we're going or why.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Finaly some one else is on the drunken booze spree ale wagon. Also once again i have to ask WHY do we need an army? Can't we just go back to the royal city get crowned king and use the royal army?