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Author Topic: The King Is Dead!  (Read 24128 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #105 on: September 22, 2011, 11:25:50 am »

Since the horse has the same weight as itself, it will be unable to pull itself, resulting in him being actively restrained and most probably staying in one area.

Isn't this a reference to something or other?

and i agree, in fact. tie it's front-right leg to it's rear-left, and it should trip over if it tries to leave.
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Pandarsenic

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« Reply #106 on: September 22, 2011, 05:42:24 pm »

You consider eating the Éclair, but curiously, you haven't felt hungry - especially not for French food - since you massacred those Highwaymen back on the road.

You unbind the blades, set them down carefully beneath a bush, and tie the horse's front-right leg to its rear-left leg. You then find a spot to rest on the ground. Your princely sensibilities are offended by sleeping on the hard, dirty surface, but considering your circumstances, you force yourself to do it.

You awaken aching and sore, as the least soft thing you've slept on before was made of feathers and velvet.

You untie your rather irritated-looking horse; it's probably thirsty, but unless you plan to get your horse drunk you have nothing for it.

Strangely, you seem to not be hungry or thirsty. You wouldn't mind some water, but the Croissant and Éclair just seem unappetizing. The potatoes and whiskey are marginally better-looking, but even so you find yourself mostly indifferent to them. How odd.

You ride onward, arriving at Edinburgh by evening.

You're sore and fatigued as all hell from riding bareback, but you stand up to it as best you can.

A gate guard commands you to stop and state your business. Considering he's not stopping anyone else, this is likely related to that you're dirty, smelly (by your standards), and have three blades strapped to you.

With the King dead, your position as Crown Prince makes you the highest-ranking in all the land, technically. Edinburgh (and Scotland) are ruled by a Duke, a direct relative of your family installed after its conquest generations ago. If you recall, the Duke here is a cousin or uncle or something of yours. You're not sure if you've met. Notably, since you haven't officially succeeded the late King, he may actually outrank you. If not, your authority is only by a small margin.

Of interest in the city, you know there are all the things a modern village would need: inns, smithies, shops, the works. In a Major City, you can likely find anything you want to with a little work. You might even be able to find someone willing to buy these shitty blades you looted off the highwaymen. Or your horse. "... Fucking horse."

You're so sick of that goddamn horse. It snuffs at you, expressing the mutuality of your contempt.

"Excuse me?" the guard asks. He didn't seem to be paying attention when he got distracted by fetching the status to quite hear your complaint about the horse.

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« Last Edit: September 23, 2011, 08:04:58 pm by Pandarsenic »
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #107 on: September 22, 2011, 05:47:24 pm »

What do you mean "He didn't seem"?
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #108 on: September 22, 2011, 06:10:14 pm »

"Don't worry, I didn't mean it in the literal sense. In fact, I quite despise this horse."
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #109 on: September 22, 2011, 06:34:51 pm »

Use Voice of Authority on the gate guard.
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« Reply #110 on: September 22, 2011, 06:36:05 pm »

Use Voice of Authority on the gate guard.
Yes.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #111 on: September 22, 2011, 06:53:18 pm »

Our rampage has only begun.

Irish the shit out of them.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #112 on: September 22, 2011, 06:54:45 pm »

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #113 on: September 22, 2011, 07:05:39 pm »

Use Voice of Authority on the gate guard.
In preparation for:
Irish the shit out of them.
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« Reply #115 on: September 22, 2011, 07:17:42 pm »

Reminder: You can give any command with VoA. You need to say what you're going to tell him to do, because "Step aside," "Assassinate the Duke," and "Assault random passerby" are all equally valid commands.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #116 on: September 22, 2011, 07:20:42 pm »

You shall address the crown prince with due respect! Get me some decent clothing and take me to the Duke, it's been too long since i've visited my relative.

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« Reply #117 on: September 22, 2011, 07:57:11 pm »

No! If he fails to comply, do not Irish him, LE Parkour like a boss over his guard's booth, or the walls of the area he's guarding!
VOUS ETEZ FRANCAIS! VOUS N'ETEZ PAS IRLANDAIS!
WE ARE FRENCH! WE ARE NOT IRISH!
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« Reply #118 on: September 22, 2011, 08:33:45 pm »

You shall address the crown prince with due respect! Get me some decent clothing and take me to the Duke, it's been too long since i've visited my relative.
This.  Make him help us, not just let us by.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #119 on: September 22, 2011, 08:36:59 pm »

You shall address the crown prince with due respect! Get me some decent clothing and take me to the Duke, it's been too long since i've visited my relative.
This.  Make him help us, not just let us by.


This pretty much
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