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Author Topic: The King Is Dead!  (Read 24071 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2011, 08:22:02 pm »

Recall why we were covered in blood in front of a dead king.

Uhhh... Duh? We forcefully succeeded our father.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2011, 08:26:28 pm »

Recall why we were covered in blood in front of a dead king.

Uhhh... Duh? We forcefully succeeded our father.
If we plan to succeed to the throne, then why did we run away?
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2011, 08:27:58 pm »

Recall how we came to be covered in blood in front of a dead king.

Oh, that's simple. You got covered in blood because you stabbed him. With a knife.
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« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2011, 08:50:44 pm »

Recall why we were covered in blood in front of a dead king.

Uhhh... Duh? We forcefully succeeded our father.
If we plan to succeed to the throne, then why did we run away?

Because we are still suspect.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2011, 12:32:43 am »

EVERYBODY HOOLD UP.

We're still Crown Prince, apparently. We may be able to just get people to give us stuff. They don't know we killed the king. Let's just ask 'em for it.

... :I

I hope this ends up like Fugitive.  Head to a nearby house, find a weapon, steal some clothes and food. 

This, then ride out to the countryside.

... >:3

C̶̴̕h̵a͏̀o̡̨͘͞s̶̴̢̨ tempts you. Surely taking what you want instead of having it given to you shall be more fun.

The forces of C҉̢͜h̸̀ą͢o̴̷̷̡͟ś̶͜ smile upon your conclusion.

You ride to a farmhouse and search for weapons outside; finding a pitchfork, you decide, will be adequate for the moment. You proceed to loot the poor farmers' food, and clothing, without being seen. You seize a majority of their valuable worldly possessions, which you can do as the Crown Prince (you're also entitled to their money, but without that they'd probably have pretty much nothing), and make off with 4 Potatoes, 2 bottles of Whiskey, a Croissant (how'd they get that?), and some Peasant's Clothing. You eye the Whiskey and think of your old childhood friend from Ireland, the perpetually angry and nearly always intoxicated (from age 7 onward). You envision him berating you for your deeds and discard the pitchfork: you're going to fight with a real weapon or with your fists. Or with a shattered bottle. Finding an empty glass bottle, you reach for the pitchfork to smash the end before realizing it would be far more dramatic to smash it against an enemy while fighting. You keep the Servant's Pants (which aren't terribly wet any more) since they're the only clothing you know to be clean for storing your food. Envisioning him demanding better of you in your mind, you manage to locate another Potato and bottle of Whiskey, to the approval of your mental projection of him.

Your deeds concluded, you re-mount your horse and ride out into the countryside.

Time to plan your next move.

A̷͘l̡͏r̶͢e͏a̷d̢͘y̢̕͠ a҉t̛͞͠ ̵m̷̧͞a̷̕x͏im҉͠u̵͡m͘ ̷C̕h̢͢a̸͞ò͞s͘ én̴er̷ǵ҉y̕͜.̡͟͜

̵̛Y͢ǫ́ų ͜͞dơ̴̵ ̕n̵̕͝o͡҉́t̸͢͜ ̧̡͝g̕a͝͠͝i͠n̸̸͢ ̨́a Cha͞͞o̷͝s̷̡ ̀l̸ev͘͟͡e̷l,̷̛͘ ͘͟b́͢u͞t̵ ̀͟t͏̵̡h̴e f͜o̧̢r̵̕͡c҉͢es óf̨ ̀C̢h̛́a̕͡o̵҉s͏̧͘ s͡m͠͠i͟l̢̛͝e̵͝ ̢u͢͢p̴̷o̷̢n ̛̛y̧̛͝o͘͟ù̶.̴̧

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2011, 01:14:58 am »

Head out of the province, on horseback. 
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2011, 01:17:23 am »

Remember what country we're in. If in Britain, ride out to Wales. If France, then take a trip to Milan.
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Pandarsenic

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« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2011, 01:20:24 pm »

You attempt to recall the maps you saw of the mainland.

Southeast, outside of Europe, is the desert; nomadic tribes live there. You haven't the slightest idea why they roam or what they eat, but you do recall the desert is a hell of sand, dirt, and lost civilizations, including one rumored to use mass-produced items of magical power. You've never seen a reason to believe that, though, nor has any archaeologist, so you mostly ignore it - that Wilderness has been of precious little relevance to you. You do however know that the supposed roots of many recent civilizations come from there.

The west European coast is an area containing the Great Forest in France. Most of your contact with that region came from contracts with the Sanethathatero Logging Company, an Elven tribe that does its best to fight the constant encroachment of the (possibly Chaos-driven) Untamed Wilds onto the rest of the French lands and makes a good profit on the lumber.

Southwest beyond France, Mountains. They're Calm but inhospitable, and you'd not expect anyone would choose to live there if not for the occasional Dwarven caravans proving it. They separate France from the Sinister territories of the Goblins of Iberia and their demonic masters.

Northern Europe, the German lands - a place whose heritage lies in Barbarian tribes, you're told. Mostly human, some dwarves and elves, a handful of goblins and the like. But farther, too far north, beyond all reasonable locations, beyond even the Netherlands, are the Terrifying frozen wastelands, glaciers full of undead that make the mountains look like the comfort of a royal palace. Eughhh, you'd rather not think of royal palaces right now though. But regarding the glaciers, if not for the reports of Dwarven Fortresses there, you'd think it something simply not meant for sentient inhabitants, but they've managed to survive and thrive there.

Far south on the mainland, the Italian Peninsula, a human land full of mountains as well as food of which you are rather fond at times.

Northwest, the Kingdom of Britain and its neighbor Ireland. Human lands, and your own home. South of where your ancestor moved the seat of government is Wales, a territory inhabited by a mix of humans and "Civilized" Elves. Many consider Britain to be one of the modern age's greatest bastions of Order.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2011, 02:44:11 pm »

I say we catch a ship to Calais.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2011, 06:42:23 pm »

North embrace our dwarveness
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2011, 10:44:57 pm »

Added update list to first post.
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Hubris Incalculable

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« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2011, 10:51:47 am »

North embrace our dwarveness

Aye! Tae Caledorfia, AKA Scotland!
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2011, 03:20:14 pm »

We got 1 vote for Calais, 1 for what I assume is the Glaciers, and 1 for Scotland. :I
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2011, 03:22:26 pm »

Calais is in France.

But anyway, I'm changing my vote. To Scotland!
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« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2011, 03:52:37 pm »

You ride north to Scotland and come across three men arguing in the road, two mounted and one on foot. As you maneuver to ride around them, the one on foot declares, "Never mind, problem solved."

He draws a sword and turns to you. "Your valuables and your horse, if you'd be so kind." His companions also draw blades.

It seems you have yourself accosted by a trio of Highwaymen. Your fists clench.

You hear a voice whisper to you...
See them? They, too, are Chaotic, disregarding laws and common decency. But it is not too late to turn to Order. The forces of Order shall grant you the power of Voice of Authority, an Order power that allows you to give one lesser a command few can disobey. Should you misuse this ability for Chaos, or continue your descent into Chaos, we shall revoke this offering.

Ign̶or̨e the͞m.̨ Ord̡e͞r is̵ b́o̵r͡in͜g;̧ O͜rde͜r̀ ҉i̕s͢ w̧ea̴k̷; ̛Ord̸ér would͟ strip̛ ̧men̴ of͏ the̷i͞r͏ ͝wi̢lls an̢d̢ ͠ma͡k̵e ͠every͞o͡n͜e̶ a s̀l̛av͠e o͢f̛ ̷ev͜e͜rýone e̡l͝se.͠ Ig͡n̡ore ͏th͞eir̴ t́em̴ptát͞io̧n̸, fo̸r ́d̕own͏ ͞th̨at r̢oa͠d̶ l҉i̴es̡ incau̡t҉iòu҉s̕ a̸p̢pĺi̢c̷at̷i̢on a̵nd͞ mis͜use̵ o͘f́ ҉yo͏u̸r ̨pówer͏ a͢t ҉ţhe͡ ̢śli͠gh̸t̡e̛st provocatio͏n.̡

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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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