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Author Topic: The King Is Dead!  (Read 24131 times)

BunnyBob77

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #210 on: September 27, 2011, 06:56:07 pm »

Use voice of order.  Have bulk keep hiding.  "Hello my fellow cultured and order aligned friends.  Since I am most definitely not an insane chaotic prince, you should all probably leave this area and not come back for several days, and additionally, you should ignore anyone who looks like me or looks like a chaos knight, since they are most assuredly not."
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micelus

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #211 on: September 27, 2011, 06:56:22 pm »

Smear the eclair over your face, strip into your shorts and pretend to be drunk. make our slave pet ally carry us out with the excuse that he is your brother and he is carrying you home from the tavern. mention that there was an odd noble boy talking to himself on the way past. As soon as they turn around, let the slaughter begin.

Agree, except for the slaughter bit
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #212 on: September 27, 2011, 07:04:38 pm »

"What did they mean they sensed Chaos and Order? I'm as Chaotic they come: I'm pretty sure I once punched a bear in the mouth while riding a wild boar. Or maybe that never actually happened, but, holy balls, I wanna do that sometime soon, because that sounds awesome. Anyway, what I getting at is, how do I know you're not just a member of the Inquisition trying to entrap me?"
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Pandarsenic

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #213 on: September 27, 2011, 08:05:55 pm »

You look at Bulk Vanderhuge, considering questioning him.



You decide you're pretty sure he's being legit.
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« Reply #214 on: September 27, 2011, 08:47:50 pm »

We're able to tell at a glance how many beers he's carrying?

So, if he really is a super legit Chaos Knight, that means we're the Lawful one! We need to be on the lookout to cut down on our Lawful behavior. But, wait, isn't caring about one's behavior something a Lawful person would do? Shit, it might be! We need to run up to one of those Inquisitor guys and punch him in the nose to assert out Chaosity. But what if he misconstrues it as an attempt to assert dominance? Better stab him instead. Unless that's just what he wants? We're onto your mind games, Mr. Inquisitor; you won't be getting us to stab you any time soon.

Think, WWJSD: What Would Jack Sparrow Do?
Smear the eclair over your face, strip into your shorts and pretend to be drunk. make our slave pet ally carry us out with the excuse that he is your brother and he is carrying you home from the tavern. mention that there was an odd noble boy talking to himself on the way past. As soon as they turn around, let the slaughter begin.

Agree, except for the slaughter bit
Eh, good enough.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2011, 09:01:02 pm by Kadzar »
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #215 on: September 27, 2011, 09:29:56 pm »

If Bulk realizes we can also use order powers he may take offence. and i Really don't want to get on the bad side of BULK VANDERHUGE!
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #216 on: September 27, 2011, 11:24:31 pm »

Smear the eclair over your face, strip into your shorts and pretend to be drunk. make our slave pet ally carry us out with the excuse that he is your brother and he is carrying you home from the tavern. mention that there was an odd noble boy talking to himself on the way past. As soon as they turn around, let the slaughter begin.

Agree, except for the slaughter bit
Eh, good enough.
Also, eat the eclair as you smear. FOR FRENCHINESS! NOUS SOMMES FRANCAIS!
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #217 on: September 28, 2011, 01:13:51 am »

You can't help but feel this would be a distressing waste of the Éclair, especially if you're about to use your Rapier (as a French weapon, its rolls are boosted by that stat and it draws from the French bar). Also, you suspect Bulk Vanderhuge shouldn't be terribly concerned about your Alignment unless you become Balanced or more Order-aligned than Chaos-aligned. You would bet he would be pleased if you misused Order powers for Chaotic results.

And yes. You can, in fact, tell that Bulk Vanderhuge possesses 1 Haggis and 3 Lagers in case he expends too much Scottishness wielding his Claymore, as well as a Snazzy Red Scarf of Chaos and a Chain Mail Vest and Bulk Vanderhuge's Oversized Buckler, which is the size of what most would consider a normal shield so that he can use it properly.

Keeping track of your actions' alignments is not necessarily Order-inducing; if you are scrupulously Chaotic, that's not Order-inspired tracking of your alignment, that's Chaotic avoidance of lawful behavior.

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #218 on: September 28, 2011, 02:03:38 am »

Concur on the misuse of Order powers. Do... that thing. Yes.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #219 on: September 28, 2011, 03:29:01 pm »

How would he react if we became more French than anything else?
Also, change vote to misuse of order powers for chaotic ends.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #220 on: September 28, 2011, 05:01:39 pm »

Use voice of order and say "Stab yourselves in the face repeatedly"
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #221 on: September 28, 2011, 05:07:12 pm »

Smear the eclair over your face, strip into your shorts and pretend to be drunk. make our slave pet ally carry us out with the excuse that he is your brother and he is carrying you home from the tavern. mention that there was an odd noble boy talking to himself on the way past. As soon as they turn around, let the slaughter begin.

Agree, except for the slaughter bit
Agree with micelus and sinpwn
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Kadzar

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #222 on: September 28, 2011, 05:39:45 pm »

I disagree with the rapier being classified as a French weapon. It's origins are contentions, but it is possibly based on the Spanish espada ropera.

At some point we should recall some Spanish person from our childhood.

Also,
Use voice of order and say "Stab yourselves in the face repeatedly"
Do this. While stabbing them. Because you can never have enough stabbing.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #223 on: September 28, 2011, 05:54:56 pm »

whenever we find ourselves confronting a bull

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #224 on: September 28, 2011, 11:18:19 pm »

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You step forward, Bulk Vanderhuge behind you with his Claymore at the ready.

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"Stab yourselves in your faces. Repeatedly." You expend a full third of your Order power to bend them to your will.

The first Order Initiate struggles with his spear, but resists your command. The second one resists momentarily, then succumbs if only barely and pokes at his face a bit, but manages to resist doing lethal damage. Lastly, the Order Inquisitor receives your demand, and also gives in. His dual blades carve his face slightly before he manages to regain control of himself.

Bulk Vanderhuge raises his Claymore and swings at the Order Inquisitor, who dodges and counterattacks. Bulk Vanderhuge brings his buckler up to block the attack only to catch the second blade in his side. He winces as it strikes his chainmail [2 Scottish Damage] and backs up.

The Order Initiate who resisted your Voice of Authority stabs at you. You block with the buckler, but he deftly maneuvers around your guard. The spearhead slams against your chain mail vest, knocking the wind out of you [2 Irish Damage]. The other Initiate was not as fast to recover as the Order Inquisitor, and is still shaking off the effects of your Voice of Authority.


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