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[Pandarsenic]

Because the british and scottish have never been on good term with france and ireland? (i know Nothing of international politics or history.

I could go and lecture you about history, but I'm just wondering why we have french and irish levels, while we, being english/british, don't have a level in english/british. We are British, right?

You haven't yet had flashbacks about British or Scottish childhood friends.

[micelus]

Aren't we British?

[Pandarsenic]

Because the british and scottish have never been on good term with france and ireland? (i know Nothing of international politics or history.

I could go and lecture you about history, but I'm just wondering why we have french and irish levels, while we, being english/british, don't have a level in english/british. We are British, right?

You haven't yet had flashbacks about British or Scottish childhood friends.

Nationalities get activated by flashbacks in appropriate situations. Scottish gives you claymore/bagpipe skills, for instance, and British is for social etiquette.

You're probably starting to understand right now why you haven't gotten any British.

[micelus]

Yes...It all makes sense now...

So by imitating stereotypes of nationalities, we gain flashbacks of those nationalities? Interesting...

[Taricus]

Well, we better find a BIGASS Sword then.

[Pandarsenic]

More specifically, you grew up around a distressingly large number of Token Minorities and the like. By flashing back to them, you can begin channeling their Offensive Stereotype Powers.

True story.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Well i'm Australian. Which is a Colony/ commonwealth of Britannia So that like HAlf british right. And the other half is poisonous horrors and degenerate criminals. >_>    <_<   >_> i will shiv you so bad.

[micelus]

I'd love to see how we get the Indian or Omani bar. And how your going to explain them being in England.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Wait has australia even been established in this world?

[micelus]

I doubt it. If the thugs didn't have guns, then we aren't even close to having GLORIOUS AUSTRALIA being established.

[Pandarsenic]

Well i'm Australian. Which is a Colony/ commonwealth of Britannia So that like HAlf british right. And the other half is poisonous horrors and degenerate criminals. >_>    <_<   >_> i will shiv you so bad.

Wait has australia even been established in this world?

I doubt it. If the thugs didn't have guns, then we aren't even close to having GLORIOUS AUSTRALIA being established.

Sorry, Ireland has a monopoly on Drunken Hooliganism in this world; what it doesn't cover, Scotland does.

You probably would've picked up your first Australia level when you looted the peasant's house if it was going to be a thing.

But I do suspect I'm going to have to [REDACTED] now that you've all brought up the idea.

[Pandarsenic]

"Nobody has ever found the Amazon homeland," you caution. But... provide me with money, men, and equipment, and I will hunt down my captor and interrogate her while your other soldiers scour the countryside and prepare. Then, we can strike."

"Yesss..." the Duke answers, his beard stroking itself. "Yes, that could work. Very well! Bring the Crown Prince a scone, a hammer, and a fishing rod!" he commands.

Looks like that Disturb you used on him is still in effect, you conclude, as a guard brings the requested items.

The guard ushers you out, informs you that a room has been prepared for you, the soldiers assigned to you will be ready by morning, and what the hell did you do to the Duke.

+1 Chaos

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Wearing:
Royal Clothing

Wielding:
Nothing

Inventory:
1 Crown
Mount: "Donated" Horse [at Edinburgh's Palace Stables]
Belt and Pockets
 - 17 Silver Coins
 - 1 "Liberated" Croissant (+3 French on Consumption)
 - 1 Éclair (+6 French on Consumption)
 - 5 "Redistributed" Potatoes
 - 3 "Misplaced" Bottles of Whiskey
 - 1 Scone
 - Hammer
 - Fishing Rod

Location: Edinburgh Palace

Mentality: Good question, guardperson.


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█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Agility | Might        █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ Subtlety | Spectacle    █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █  Courage | Discretion   █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
  Order  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ | █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ C͡h҉a̴o̴s

Level 2 French: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Le Parkour, █
- French Cooking, █

Level 1 Irish Fury: █ █ █ █ █ █ █

L͠e̴͠ve̷̢ĺ̷͟ ͝͝4 ͏C̴̨͡h҉aoş̀: █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Disturb, █
- Shatter, █

Level 3 Order,  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
- Voice of Authority, █
- Bind, █

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Ah how are we going to capture what i assume is an entirely fictional amazon?

[Pandarsenic]

Hell if I know what you guys are planning, but apparently you all decided this was the fastest way to get an army.

[micelus]

We'll....sail off to America, and say that we found a whole tribe of women!