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Author Topic: The King Is Dead!  (Read 24050 times)

Pandarsenic

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The King Is Dead!
« on: September 17, 2011, 05:00:21 am »
The king has just been found dead of stab wounds, you strongly suspect.

This is mostly because the capital's Alarm bells are ringing.

Also, you think you hear guards running in your general direction, by which you mean OH GOD OH GOD THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY THEY ARE PROBABLY GOING TO KILL YOU ON SIGHT.

After all...

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« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 02:14:41 am by Pandarsenic »
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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micelus

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 05:18:08 am »
Ask them if they know who the killer is. Follow them.
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 05:22:37 am »
You're pretty sure that between the blood all over you, the bloody dagger you're holding, and the bloody crown you have, that.. well, that such a conversation would be very brief. There might be a misunderstanding.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 05:30:11 am »
Well, we might as well give them the corpse too! Grab the corpse, and use it as a weapon, DF style!
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Pandarsenic

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 05:31:15 am »
What corpse?

If you were near a dead body, that would be highly concerning. Especially with all this blood all over you.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 05:33:02 am »
Well then, we get the blood and pour it over the stairs in which we think the guards will come runnning, then jump out the window into something soft.
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micelus

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2011, 05:45:05 am »
Scan your memory on how the hell we have a bloody dagger in our hands and blood all over us.
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2011, 07:17:57 am »
Quote from: Taricus on September 17, 2011, 05:33:02 am
Well then, we get the blood and pour it over the stairs in which we think the guards will come runnning, then jump out the window into something soft.

It's not like you have a bucket, silly. The blood is on you.

All over you, in fact.

Quote from: micelus on September 17, 2011, 05:45:05 am
Scan your memory on how the hell we have a bloody dagger in our hands and blood all over us.
Well that's obvious, it happened at the same time you ended up with a bloody crown in your possession. It's no time to reminisce, though. The guards are getting closer.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2011, 07:31:53 am »
Run. 
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2011, 07:35:17 am »
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2011, 07:39:05 am »
BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV.2 COINTOSS -> GUARD #4

Here's hoping I'm doing it right.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2011, 10:34:45 am »
Put the crown on your head screaming "I'M IN YOUR BASE, KILLING YOUR KING!" then jump out of the window onto the closest building.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2011, 10:35:09 am »
Yes take the crown. 
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2011, 10:37:07 am »
Take off your clothes, throw away dagger and coins, claim that an amazon came in violated you, then killed the king.
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Re: The King Is Dead!
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2011, 10:38:29 am »
Quote from: UltraValican on September 17, 2011, 10:37:07 am
Take off your clothes, throw away dagger and coins, claim that an amazon came in violated you, then killed the king.

Yes. There is no way this plan could not work perfectly.
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