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Author Topic: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)  (Read 7990 times)

Vehudur

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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2011, 09:48:04 pm »
Quote from: Kofthefens on September 18, 2011, 09:47:34 pm
This can all be fixed. USE MAGMA!

All I need is more bodies...  I'll need to expand the crypt again soon.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2011, 10:04:38 pm »
Quote from: Vehudur on September 18, 2011, 09:48:04 pm
Quote from: Kofthefens on September 18, 2011, 09:47:34 pm
This can all be fixed. USE MAGMA!

All I need is more bodies...  I'll need to expand the crypt again soon.

You're learning about Dwarf Fortress the Aussie Guy way - watch it all go to hell and build an insanely complex and awesome fortress with the surviving few.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2011, 10:14:55 pm »
If you survive to the next update and get a necromancer...

GOD HELP YOU.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2011, 10:27:06 pm »
Quote from: Jakob on September 18, 2011, 10:14:55 pm
If you survive to the next update and get a necromancer...

GOD HELP YOU.

I have 850 filled coffins in my fortress, with another dozen corpses in unrecoverable places.  When the next update comes, I'll have an ARMY of the undead.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2011, 10:55:00 pm »
Oh YES that'll be awesome.

But won't relatives get unhappy thoughts from seeing their loved ones a mindless zombie?
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2011, 11:35:51 pm »
Someone has to do an engraving of the troll opening the floor grate.

"Come up guys, help yourselves!"
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2011, 11:39:17 pm »
Quote from: Iren on September 18, 2011, 11:35:51 pm
Someone has to do an engraving of the troll opening the floor grate.

"Come up guys, help yourselves!"

None of the engravings I've checked have had that.
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« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2011, 11:50:32 pm »
That's... amazing.

*wipes away a tear of sheer awe*

Keep us posted!
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2011, 12:12:45 am »
Quote from: melomel on September 18, 2011, 11:50:32 pm
That's... amazing.

*wipes away a tear of sheer awe*

Keep us posted!

I will!  I'm enjoying it.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2011, 12:58:44 am »
later sieges can be just as fun as OP's.

I recall a 150 gobbo siege D:
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2011, 01:04:59 am »
Oooh, do want!
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2011, 02:21:32 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on September 18, 2011, 10:27:06 pm
Quote from: Jakob on September 18, 2011, 10:14:55 pm
If you survive to the next update and get a necromancer...

GOD HELP YOU.

I have 850 filled coffins in my fortress, with another dozen corpses in unrecoverable places.  When the next update comes, I'll have an ARMY of the undead.
Include a way  to flood your burial area with magma.


Or hell, magma  all bodies and engrave slabs.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #57 on: September 19, 2011, 04:00:33 am »
Quote from: Corneria on September 19, 2011, 02:21:32 am
Include a way  to flood your burial area with magma.

Or hell, magma  all bodies and engrave slabs.

You really, REALLY, don't want to magma that many corpses.  You'll be engraving personalized slabs for a long, long time if you want to get rid of the resulting ghosts.  And they WILL be violent or at least haunting a specific dwarf to keep him/her unhappy if they all died fighting in a tantrum spiral.  It wouldn't be pretty.  Don't ask me how I know...
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #58 on: September 19, 2011, 11:35:21 am »
Quote from: Corneria on September 19, 2011, 02:21:32 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on September 18, 2011, 10:27:06 pm
Quote from: Jakob on September 18, 2011, 10:14:55 pm
If you survive to the next update and get a necromancer...

GOD HELP YOU.

I have 850 filled coffins in my fortress, with another dozen corpses in unrecoverable places.  When the next update comes, I'll have an ARMY of the undead.
Include a way  to flood your burial area with magma.


Or hell, magma  all bodies and engrave slabs.

yeah about all those slabs I'd need...
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #59 on: September 19, 2011, 01:37:55 pm »
Just dedicate a z-level to slabs?  I mean hell, it's good use for immigrants.
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