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Author Topic: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)  (Read 7976 times)

Vehudur

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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2011, 01:45:24 pm »

Go back to page 4 and look at the image I posted in the very top post...

That room has been expanded sense then.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2011, 01:50:28 pm »

Go back to page 4 and look at the image I posted in the very top post...

That room has been expanded sense then.
Okay, make a trap room separating that then, so you can flood it with magma in case of zombies (imagine there being a "BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF ZOMBIES" sign) the only ways the zombies can get through is thorugh molten rock.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2011, 03:22:42 pm »

Oh great, I just had a dragon arrive on the edge of the map.
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« Reply #63 on: September 19, 2011, 03:30:46 pm »

Oh great, I just had a tomb guardian arrive on the edge of the map.

Fixed that for you.
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« Reply #64 on: September 19, 2011, 03:32:56 pm »

Oh great, I just had a tomb guardian arrive on the edge of the map.

Fixed that for you.

Yeah, my military is screwed.  Just killed a whole squad in full Candy with one dragon breath.

Totally going to come back in adventure mode, though :P
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #65 on: September 19, 2011, 03:45:40 pm »

Damn, brutal dragon. I've had a Novice military with steel chain, steel axes, and copper shields one-shot a dragon with no casualties.

Shields go a long way, assuming your dorfs figure out how to use it.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #66 on: September 19, 2011, 03:51:16 pm »

I remember in arena mode making 150 dragons fight 150 dragons.

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« Reply #67 on: September 19, 2011, 07:30:10 pm »

Update:  That dragon finished the fortress off.

I'll admit, it was very very spectacular when it breathed fire on a kitten in the wood stockpile.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #68 on: September 19, 2011, 07:31:57 pm »

I sent my hammerdwarves to kill a monkey and they decided to attack the eight strong RAMPAGING BADGER group that was near it. 

Thankfully they didn't get hurt due to me having recently upgraded their armor-- but really, hammerdwarves?  REALLY?!?!?
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2011, 07:37:52 pm »

Badgers really are not too bad for dwarves with moderate training and gear.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #70 on: September 19, 2011, 07:40:31 pm »

Not too bad?   No, they're a joke for a good, well equipped dwarf.

But they don't tend to be so nice as to attack those.
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Re: There's a troll in my dungeons. (military failures)
« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2011, 07:45:34 pm »

Well they did.  Four bulls and three sows all attacked in unison.  Dunno, maybe they felt they outnumbered so they had a chance.
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