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Karnewarrior

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You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« on: September 16, 2011, 10:20:04 pm »
  You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY, and you are currently pushing to try and get out of HELL, which is where you've spent your enitre CONSIDERABLY LONG LIFE. At first you were a mere GIANT OCCULT CATERPILLAR, but then you pupated inside of your WRATHRACOON (a actual giant racoon. He wasn't pleased.) and turned into your SHINING EXAMPLE OF EVIL SCUM AND VILLAINY.

  Some FATASS SMOKE DEMON gets in front of you in line. What do you do?

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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 10:23:22 pm »
Ask him politely to move.
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 10:23:53 pm »
Contemplate your methods of murder/suffering.
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 10:32:13 pm »
Contemplate reason for wanting to leave.
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 11:42:03 pm »
use your proboscis to slurp the insides out of the fatass, then use the leftover skin as your new skin.
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am »
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2011, 12:09:51 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2011, 12:18:33 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2011, 03:34:51 am »
Quote from: Sinpwn on September 17, 2011, 12:18:33 am
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2011, 03:37:14 am »
Quote from: Azkul on September 17, 2011, 03:34:51 am
Quote from: Sinpwn on September 17, 2011, 12:18:33 am
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2011, 05:51:48 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on September 17, 2011, 03:37:14 am
Quote from: Azkul on September 17, 2011, 03:34:51 am
Quote from: Sinpwn on September 17, 2011, 12:18:33 am
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2011, 05:57:10 am »
Quote from: kaian-a-coel on September 17, 2011, 05:51:48 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on September 17, 2011, 03:37:14 am
Quote from: Azkul on September 17, 2011, 03:34:51 am
Quote from: Sinpwn on September 17, 2011, 12:18:33 am
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2011, 08:50:20 am »
Quote from: Sinpwn on September 17, 2011, 12:18:33 am
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 17, 2011, 12:08:07 am
Ḑ̞̳̣̭̔͢ḙ̻͌̏ͩͫ̄v̼̼͓̱̰͒ͥͧ͆̋̾̎͒́͘͟ǫ̉̓ͧ̍̇̾͐̚҉̧̮͇̝̟͖̪͙u͔̝̲͎̼̹͇ͭ̓ͣ̓̆ͩ́r̨̛͉̣̪̐ͮͧ̆͞ ̡̹̫̻̹̱́ͭ̂ͤ̐͒̈́ͦḙ̮̳͔͖̻ͧͥͫ̊ͬ̓ͨ̋v͕̳̞̪̺̟̾̋̆̚ͅḝ̴͚̲̩͓͎̼̹̭ͦ̅r̛̲̥͔ͨͣ̎̀̚y̛͉͓̳͎̲ͯ̚t̳̞̟̟̱̲͎ͭ̿͌̅ͤ͗̀͡h̘͍̻̘͓̬̳̟͍ͨì̶̷̱̘̭͚̲̠͕́ņ͈̳̭̿̉̌ͧḡ̸̪̪̺͐́̂̿!̬͙͖̙͍ͪ͛̔ͭ͊ͫ̕

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use your proboscis to slurp the insides out of the fatass, then use the leftover skin as your new skin.

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Karnewarrior

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2011, 10:24:48 am »
You attack the fatass, but as he's made of smoke, you only manage to get a lungful!

He turns around and punches you! It's ineffective! He decides to compromise and he hurls you out of hell and into the world of the living! Hurray for idiot SMOKE DEMONS!

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Re: You are a GIANT SATANIC BUTTERFLY
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2011, 10:29:25 am »
Find the nearest sentient, then torture him into becoming your slave. 

This is set in the DF world right?  A twisted humanoid in the shape of a butterfly? 
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