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[monk12]

I love how pointlessly difficult it is to read wizard newspapers.

[Lovechild]

The comic was supposed to continue today, but I'm sick. You know what that means: filler game.

[Lovechild]

No.210 is up.

[Lovechild]

No.211 is up.

[IronyOwl]

Now give me some +3 full plate or I'll tell them about how you paid me off with that +2 flaming bastard sword.

[monk12]

...waaaait, is this the one where Hermione gets a time machine?

[Lovechild]

Yep.

[Lovechild]

No.212 is up.

[Kadzar]

You've got to wonder what kind of demented publisher would make a book that attacks their customers if they don't open it properly.

[Knight of Fools]

As if textbook companies weren't evil enough!

[IronyOwl]

You've got to wonder what kind of demented publisher would make a book that attacks their customers if they don't open it properly.

I'm guessing they're related to whoever decided contact basketball with malicious free-willed dodgeballs at 200 feet up with no standardized safety procedures was a game for children, and that prisons should be guarded by creatures that feast on happiness and devour souls.

[USEC_OFFICER]

You've got to wonder what kind of demented publisher would make a book that attacks their customers if they don't open it properly.

I'm guessing they're related to whoever decided contact basketball with malicious free-willed dodgeballs at 200 feet up with no standardized safety procedures was a game for children, and that prisons should be guarded by creatures that feast on happiness and devour souls.

Thus wizards are basically complete idiots. Hence why one of the protections for the philosopher's stone was a bloody logic puzzle.

[Mephansteras]

It wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that magic slowly makes wizards go insane.

[monk12]

It wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that magic slowly makes wizards go insane.

This makes a depressing amount of sense. It explains why children are the most competent wizards and witches around, it explains why all the adults are either evil or... extremely eccentric, and it explains why all the illogical aspects of the wizarding world persist. This also means that Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all going to go insane when they age.

[IronyOwl]

It wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that magic slowly makes wizards go insane.

This makes a depressing amount of sense. It explains why children are the most competent wizards and witches around, it explains why all the adults are either evil or... extremely eccentric, and it explains why all the illogical aspects of the wizarding world persist. This also means that Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all going to go insane when they age.

Holy shit. This does make sense.

Though I hear Harry went on to become, like, the leader of the police or something after doing battle with the most powerful dark wizard of all time and gaining worldwide fame, so that's insane in my book already.

Or maybe just completely lacking in spine. _{YOUR WEAKNESS SICKENS ME}