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[Lovechild]

No.160 is up.

[IronyOwl]

I actually liked Malfoy's reaction to finding out his crony could read in the movie.

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A pause followed by a sort of "not bad" nod.

Almost made up for not explaining how a, what, third year student at a wizard school was managing to get by while being illiterate. Maybe he's a really good listener?

[Karnewarrior]

I actually liked Malfoy's reaction to finding out his crony could read in the movie.

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A pause followed by a sort of "not bad" nod.

Almost made up for not explaining how a, what, third year student at a wizard school was managing to get by while being illiterate. Maybe he's a really good listener?

Well the Crabbes and Goyles were in bed with the Malfoys so it's possible Malfoys parents were greasing some palms if the Crabbes and Goyles didn't have the galleons to do it themselves.

What is a Malfoy without cronies? Just a miserable little pile of secrets.

[Knight of Fools]

I thought Malfoy was just insulting him.

[IronyOwl]

Well the Crabbes and Goyles were in bed with the Malfoys so it's possible Malfoys parents were greasing some palms if the Crabbes and Goyles didn't have the galleons to do it themselves.

What is a Malfoy without cronies? Just a miserable little pile of secrets.

I guess this is possible.

I thought Malfoy was just insulting him.

This would also make sense, except that everyone appeared to take it seriously.

[Mephansteras]

I don't think you can flunk out of Hogwarts, unless you really just don't have any magic. So I assume they get by with minimum progress. And it's not like a career in Cronyism takes great grades to get into.

[monk12]

Now all I can think of is Crabbe and Goyle taking "Cronyism 101" while everyone else is in Potions. I bet Malfoy took "Henchmen Management" as one of his electives, too.

[IronyOwl]

Now all I can think of is Crabbe and Goyle taking "Cronyism 101" while everyone else is in Potions. I bet Malfoy took "Henchmen Management" as one of his electives, too.

This would increase my respect of Hogwarts so much.

"And this is the Henchmen Management room, where Professor Veers teaches the finer arts of commanding your goons."

[Mephansteras]

Oh, Lovechild, you have GOT to put that into the comic!

[Knight of Fools]

And Harry Potter is the only kid in his Chosen 101 class!

[monk12]

And Harry Potter is the only kid in his Chosen 101 class!

*slow clap*

[Lovechild]

No.161 is up.

[Karnewarrior]

Snape monlights as the professor of "Pure Evil", hosted in room 665 in the dungeons (666 was taken by the "Magical Politics 106" class.).

[Lovechild]

No.162 is up.

[Kadzar]

Some of us only kill in self-defense. Horribly gruesome self-defense. Sometimes it's preemptive self-defense: If you don't shoot that one guy in the back,you'll have that many more guys to self-defense against when you come in and take their loot.