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[IronyOwl]

Ideals are good. They give you something to die for. And from.

[Lovechild]

No.76 is up.

[Knight of Fools]

Hehe.

"Hey! I just realized that I was wearing my Amulet of Fire Immunity!"

"...Oh. You stop taking fire damage."

"Wait, I've been wearing it, wouldn't it --"

"You stop taking fire damage."

[monk12]

Many of my adventurers have been saved by last minute inventory digging. Because to hell with encumbrance!

[FuzzyZergling]

"Oh hey, I just remembered I have two horses. Just load up the treasure on those!"
"Okay, but how are you going to drag it all out to the horses?"
"Obviously they've been following me through the dungeon, I wouldn't have left them by themselves."

[Lovechild]

No.77 is up.

[scriver]

I want Moomin! Though all sessions would just end in quarreling over who gets to play the Snusmumrik (or his like)

[Lovechild]

Mumrik is a class in this RPG; the only class, actually (but your character doesn't have to have a class). I'm just finished with tonight's game.

A Hemul father, his son, and the son's Mymla girlfriend are looking for the lost Hemul wife/mother. She has been gone for years, but only just now have they felt a strange urge to find her. (The players came up with that urge themselves, no railroading here!) They suspect that the Hattifnatts have kidnapped her, as well as some of the Mymla's siblings. And they've found some strange old, dry, yellow berries that seem important...

[scriver]

Then I would be the Pipemumrik, because pipes are way more awesome than snuff. Or possibly the Rolls-his-own-cigarettesmumrik because nostalgia makes it awesomest.

Filifjonka should totally have been a class too though

[Lovechild]

Filifjonka is a race of course.

[scriver]

I disagree! To me, "filifjonka" will always be a way of acting and a certain kind of personality. Err, which I guess isn't that much different from species in Moominland

Hey, Filifjonkitude should even be a stat. If the game have stats. If not, it should be the only stat.

[Knight of Fools]

I wish my players were driven enough to come up with their own goals.

"Uhm, there's a pillar of smoke to the east."

"We go there. What now?"

"You find a pile of burning bodies."

"We search them for anything useful."

"You recognize your father while searching, John."

"Oh, he was a former Queen's Guard! They get magical equipment. I search him."

"...You feel a desire to revenge your father's death."

"Okay, but does he have anything good?"

*Facepalm.*

[Lovechild]

No.78 is up.

[Mephansteras]

Funny how often the hero getting involved actually causes the whole problem in the first place.

[Knight of Fools]

But... The entire world revolves around Harry Potter! It had to be that way!