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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 281224 times)

The Master

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3555 on: November 29, 2011, 04:23:16 am »
'Please kill her? Her name is so close to kill anyway! Keeper, want to play rock-paper-knife?'
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ansontan2000

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3556 on: November 29, 2011, 04:24:08 am »
Don't regard this post.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2011, 04:35:13 am by ansontan2000 »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3557 on: November 29, 2011, 04:24:31 am »
"Them? Ah, they don't care." Kil says, relaxed.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3558 on: November 29, 2011, 04:28:36 am »
"They... don't..."

This time, the leaves are dry.

"You... you callous, self-serving bitch."

White-hot rage overwhelms Starkey's defenses, as he rams his hoof into the side of Kil's face.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3559 on: November 29, 2011, 04:28:52 am »
((telepathy numb nuts...telekinesis is levitating objects...))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3560 on: November 29, 2011, 04:30:31 am »
((I enjoy this...I am now dsarker 2.0 :P))
The blow that Starkey issued to Kil's skull caused it to shatter. Kil would be better off dead at this point...
« Last Edit: November 29, 2011, 04:34:23 am by The Master »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3561 on: November 29, 2011, 04:31:17 am »
((He sucker-punched her. how the hell do you get a skull fracture from that?))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3562 on: November 29, 2011, 04:31:22 am »
"Yeah, sure, why not? Whoever wins gets to be the shoulder daemon who is in favour of killing Kil, eh?"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3563 on: November 29, 2011, 04:33:12 am »
'Deal!' And so they played. Naturally, Keeper won.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3564 on: November 29, 2011, 04:33:24 am »
'No, I will not, Carrot.  And don't encourage him, Keeper.'


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I hate to drop the hammer like this, but I need to.  Firstly, a nitpick: hearing thoughts would be telepathy, not telekinesis.  Secondly, we've established that it takes a mental link to actually hear the thoughts of others.  And even if it didn't, Khenal is a master of mental magics.  He wouldn't leave his thoughts unguarded, especially now that he has two others in his head.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3565 on: November 29, 2011, 04:34:30 am »
"Go on, kill her. Blame her coltfriend for it. Kill two cheaters with one kick!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3566 on: November 29, 2011, 04:34:54 am »
Oh great. I'll edit it to remove that part. How far are you in transcribing this beast?
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When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3567 on: November 29, 2011, 04:35:21 am »
Quote from: The Master on November 29, 2011, 04:30:31 am
((I enjoy this...I am now dsarker 2.0 :P))
The blow that Starkey issued to Kil's skull caused it to shatter. Kil would be better off dead at this point...
'Khenal, mind if I kill her?'
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If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3568 on: November 29, 2011, 04:42:35 am »
((Oh god, way to snap Starkey like a twig.))

Oblivious, Starkey continues ranting at the prone mare.

"He wed you, gave you two beautiful children, fought and defeated a daemon for you, laid down his life for you, and when he's gone you throw him out like so much trash! He was a better pony than you could ever hope to be!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3569 on: November 29, 2011, 04:44:02 am »
Kil replies with an interesting series of sounds that sound like blood-gurgling.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
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