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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 281352 times)

Dsarker

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3330 on: November 28, 2011, 04:38:42 am »

You could give him that.


He wouldn't use it, like he wouldn't the spear, but you could still give it to him.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3331 on: November 28, 2011, 04:39:05 am »

I roll to the side, the devastating kick grazing my left wing yet still almost fracturing it.

'Holy Ingest!'


"Friesden!  It's me, Khenal!  Please, come back!"


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Ya, Khenal is not going to hurt Friesden.  Even at the expense of himself, he'll never intentionally hurt her.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3332 on: November 28, 2011, 04:39:37 am »

Something tells me that if I gave it to him you would kick it and both of you would explode in gore.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3333 on: November 28, 2011, 04:42:11 am »

Friesden's Death Eyesing. Think of a berserker, but without the lack of precision.


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Friesden's movements slow as the exertion of the combat takes its toll.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3334 on: November 28, 2011, 04:47:31 am »

SUDDENLY, THE SUN GOES OUT AND EVERYONE STARTS SINGING SUNSHINE LOLLYPOPS AS THE WORLDS BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND IMPLODES!
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3335 on: November 28, 2011, 04:48:52 am »

I continue dodging and blocking for all I'm worth, all the while channeling my magic to the construct and trying to reach Friesden with words.

"Friesden!  Please, I don't know how much longer I can last.  You need to come back!  Please!"

One of her strikes finally lands true, sending me flying and breaking at least one rib.


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Na, C4 wouldn't make us explode.  You can hit that stuff with a hammer and it won't go off.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3336 on: November 28, 2011, 04:50:21 am »

((correct, it's designed to ONLY explode when it's remotely ordered to. I can't wait to see how khenal reacts when he notices Carrot is dead!))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3337 on: November 28, 2011, 04:52:26 am »

And with that last kick, Friesden drops asleep.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3338 on: November 28, 2011, 04:56:34 am »

I stagger to my hooves, breathing raggedly from the fight and my broken ribs.  I slowly walk over to Carrot.

"Come on, Carrot.  Get up.  I don't think I can carry Friesden like this."

"...Carrot?"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3339 on: November 28, 2011, 04:57:57 am »

Carrot is so ridiculously mangled that his insides are actually scattered across the fortress. Whatever was controlling him, it got what it wanted. Psycho Carrot was no more.
((For the record, Friesden did murder Carrot.))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3340 on: November 28, 2011, 05:06:01 am »

Assisted suicide, at most.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3341 on: November 28, 2011, 05:07:05 am »

Assisted suicide, at least.
((I agree.)) wait, what am I doing talking out of character now? I DON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE!
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3342 on: November 28, 2011, 05:08:13 am »

My eyes widen as I realize that Carrot is likely not going to simply get up from this one.  I turn and dry-heave, failing to vomit only because I haven't eaten yet today.

I finally cease channeling extra magic to the construct, instead needing to gather up Friesden and what's left of Carrot.  I lay Friesden across my back, heedless of my injuries, and trudge towards the carpentry shop.  Once there, I open the large chest I had made and place Carrot's remains inside it, tears flowing.


"I...I'm sorry, Carrot.  I made this chest for your birthday, hoping you'd like it.  I never expected it was a coffin, instead."

"Happy Birthday..."
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3343 on: November 28, 2011, 05:10:07 am »

((The Master. Soz, you've finally killed your own character. Congratulations.))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3344 on: November 28, 2011, 05:13:29 am »

((I'm sorry. If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to. You should have taken my offer. Or did you think none of this was your fault?))
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