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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 281592 times)

Khenal

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #990 on: November 10, 2011, 03:57:46 am »

"Friesden!"

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #991 on: November 10, 2011, 03:58:08 am »

Two horrifying apparitions are now striding down the hall. Naturally, the soldiers all turn tail.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #992 on: November 10, 2011, 03:59:22 am »

She's with you now, Khenal, more than you know.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #993 on: November 10, 2011, 04:00:11 am »

"At last, some civility around here!" I trot past the frozen-from-shock soldier, and happily head outside.
"Now, what kind of game do you want to play? I prefer hurling each other off a cliff. The one that doesn't die wins."
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #994 on: November 10, 2011, 04:03:03 am »

I prefer killing you now. Khenal has bound you, hasn't he. You've tried to stop it. But you cannot resist it.

Fire erupts from Friesden's forelimb and spurts towards the possessed Carrot.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #995 on: November 10, 2011, 04:06:25 am »

Carrot-but-not-actually-Carrot trots out into the hall...

Right into the middle of the bulk of the Glitterglen militia, returning to the barracks after... something.

they are irritated. They are tired. They are armed. And now two daemonically-possessed ponies are battling it out in the hallway and it's blocking them from their beds. you can guess what happens next.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #996 on: November 10, 2011, 04:07:04 am »

Maintaining my composure, I say "Well. I am about to die. Whoops, no I'm not!" I try to leave the body, but the chains keep me grounded.
"WELLLLLLLL......................shit."
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #997 on: November 10, 2011, 04:08:50 am »

You're doomed, my friend. Even the Lord of Battle himself couldn't save you now.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #998 on: November 10, 2011, 04:10:53 am »

STILL keeping my composure in check, I say, "Kindly spare the body? It would make SUCH a mess if I were to burn and melt all over the floor."
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Dsarker

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #999 on: November 10, 2011, 04:14:59 am »

Fight then. Destroy me or die.

Another ball fo fire appears and the daemon-possessed Friesden sets a wall around the duel.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1000 on: November 10, 2011, 04:16:52 am »

What the hell happened? I leave for half a day and this thread absolutely EXPLODES!
1 more vote guys, to the hall of legends!
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*I treat to Thundersplinter's wounds, and am relieved to see that he will ((PLEASE!)) survive.*

OMG OMG OMG OMG lol, reply 1000
« Last Edit: November 10, 2011, 04:24:08 am by ansontan2000 »
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When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1001 on: November 10, 2011, 04:18:45 am »

The charging wall of pure steel, horseflesh, and anger screeches to a halt just outside the ring of fire. Godsdammit, now they're being denied a perfectly good fight as well? A few members of the aerial squadron raise up and try to take pot-shots over the tops of the flames.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1002 on: November 10, 2011, 04:20:00 am »

I snap one of the mental chains, allowing just enough leeway for me to influence one of the spectators to fight.
"What? You thought that I'd fight? No, no, no, that's my host's j-AH HA!"

Psycho shudders, the daemon hiding back inside.
"Uhhh...Why is there a flaming pony in front of me?"
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Dsarker

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1003 on: November 10, 2011, 04:28:39 am »

Cast out your daemon or we will do it for you.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1004 on: November 10, 2011, 04:29:36 am »

"Carrot!"
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