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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 281223 times)

Pokon

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5655 on: December 23, 2011, 08:32:44 pm »
"Meep." The unicorn, knowing fully well who the buck in front of him is, stammered, "Uh sir, I was mearly asking about if anything interesting to them or there family has happened in the past few days. I have certiant abilitys that can help with such strange incidents, and I desperatly wish to help."

In the back of his mind, his inner voice was screaming "Ohgodspleasedontbreakmylegsandthrowmeinahydrasnestohgodspleasedontgeldmeohbythe
scalyancesterspleasedontbreakmepleasebegentle!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5656 on: December 23, 2011, 08:33:07 pm »
One of them turns to the doctor, fury in his eyes.

"You'll leave, right now, if you know what's good for you. Me and me mate just need a little relaxation, and this filly right here is going to give it to us, isn't she?"

Friesden squeaks.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5657 on: December 23, 2011, 08:34:45 pm »
"Hey! Who do you two think you are! " The unicorn, momentaraly distracted, is now fully prepared to gore the sick buck in the jaw with his horn.

It be a insight into the future. Trolololo.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 08:42:49 pm by Pokon »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5658 on: December 23, 2011, 08:35:25 pm »
"I dunno, mate. I think we really oughta listen to him..."

 - - - - - -

"Look, I've been listenin' ta what's goin' 'round, an' I can tell ye right now Friesden doesnae need your brand o' help, ya lit'l pervert!"

((Pokon hasn't made it out of the dining hall. Otik stopped him.))
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 08:37:52 pm by Impending Doom »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5659 on: December 23, 2011, 08:36:59 pm »
"Oh, and you think you're higher ranking than me? Now git, before I report you to the Baroness Charity, who life I might remind you, was saved by me. Twice."
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 08:40:12 pm by ansontan2000 »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5660 on: December 23, 2011, 08:39:36 pm »
Er, Otik? Please turn around. There might be something you may be interested in. Than perhapes we can talk somewhere else. Perhapes when you save your fillys, we can talk in a better enviroment than in the doorway to the lunchroom. And please dont geld me.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 08:41:26 pm by Pokon »
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5661 on: December 23, 2011, 08:41:41 pm »
"Oh, bloody..." He leans into Friesden's face. "One time your doctor friend won't be here, filly. Then you'd better be ready to pay up," he hisses, and the two militiaponies leave.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5662 on: December 23, 2011, 08:41:53 pm »
((Otik is a female.))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5663 on: December 23, 2011, 08:42:39 pm »
*Bubbles sighs*
"Friesden, are you alright?"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5664 on: December 23, 2011, 08:43:35 pm »
Friesden is frozen stiff, shaking in fear.
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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5665 on: December 23, 2011, 08:44:14 pm »
"Please close your ears.
OTIIIIK!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5666 on: December 23, 2011, 08:45:26 pm »
Err, Otik? Please, please turn around, so you can thank the nice doctor. Oh, and the only perverts here are the ones who tried to molest your fillies down the hall I have been trying to warn you about. "Attempts to look over the well-built mares shoulders in order to see the hallway."
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5667 on: December 23, 2011, 08:46:47 pm »
Friesden keels over, collapsing to the ground. She begins to hyperventilate again.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5668 on: December 23, 2011, 08:47:41 pm »
((I'm laughing imagining Friesden keeling and hyperventilating btw.))
"Whoops."
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #5669 on: December 23, 2011, 08:48:17 pm »
"Bubbles? Doc, what's th'- Oh sisters, Friesden!"

Otik releases Pokon and rushes to Friesden's side.
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