That's real horrorshow (super good) Strongbeard, I like it! I have another one to throw out there. One that ties the DF universe with the my little pony universe. I don't have a creation tale written, but you could take it as the world from the gods prospective of things.
The basic premise is that of the creation story on the DF wiiki (
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Adamantine scroll to the bottom). Here's the short version:
The gods want to build a world, but need a source of energy to do so. The Demons already figured out how to build a world out of slade and for the most part were chillin like villains on said world(s). The gods had beef with the demons some some reason so they covered there world in molten hot
MAGMA. This understandably pissed the demons off and they attacked the rock, only managing to make it hotter and allowing the gods to do there thang. Eventually they add adamantine to stop the occasional demon from fucking there shit up too often... and rinse and repeat till you get a multiverse of a million billion gods and worlds.
Now, my part (also some strongbeard):
The big cheese of the multiverse is ARMOK. Spell it all capital because he's a boss. He was the dude that figured out all of the above and was pretty much the defacto ruler of all gods because he was such a bad ass. He also dose this thing were he destroys and remakes worlds when they get boring but whatever. Well even gods have needs and eventually this guy falls head over heels for another goddess. Her name was Faust (see what I did there) and surprisingly, she was not some beautiful love goddess or some craven lust goddess, but some minor deity of horses and art for a tiny human coastal nation on some no name world. Love conquers all.
Cellestia and Luna were both created in the way described by king . I said they had needs, I didn't say they made sense to mortals. Also like strongbeard said, they were having a hell of a time in the void. Eventually, the old man got sick of there nonsense, making all sorts of elements and messing around with all sorts magic and spawning trickster gods of chaos (hey we all experimented once in collage), but the big thing that set him off was that they had the audacity to say they knew a better way to build worlds!
The sisters figured they could build an magic imbued anti-Slade that could function as a power source for world forging. ARMOK was quick to point out that not only would this words foundation be unstable, but the end result would also have to be insanely micromanaged! You'd have to shake the leaves of the damned trees yourself because all the bloody earth and nature magic would be used to keep the thing from tearing itself apart!
However, the girls were persistent and ARMOK had it up too hear with there shenanigans and decided to teach them how the real mutivers works. He destroyed there prototype paradise, forged a REAL world, and had them and there little pantheon rule over it's mortals in PROPER god fashion, none of this waking around amongst them helping garbage. He figured that in time, she would grow out of this 'paradise' thing and move on with here eternity like everydeity else.
Also, he posted Discord there to keep an eye on things and report back to him, not to mention to do what he dose best to show his daughters how hard being a god truly is, and... because he was feeling too lazy to actually destroy him at the moment. He is a bit of a dick about keeping it a secret, but then he's a bit of a dick about everything.
What do you think?