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[The Master]

'THAT TEARS IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN YA BLOODY BLABBER MOUTH!'
Butler picks up a lamp that just happened to exist, and throws it at Keeper.

[Dsarker]

The Keeper shifts into the being of Schmoe, a long, thing, humanoid made of mouths. It stretches out one armed and the teeth elongate and tear the lamp to shreds.


DO NOT TEMPT ME.

[The Master]

Butler transforms as well! He morphs into the most terrifying thing known to all of daemons: a rooster.
'COCKLE-DIDLE-DOOOOO!' screams the rooster before exploding into gore for no reason at all.

[Khenal]

'Settle down, both of you!  Butler, don't touch my things!  Those are my memories and I like them just where they are!  Keeper, take it easy!'

Meanwhile, in the real world, I give Friesden a very tired look.

"I'm sorry, my love, but could you see if any of the nurses are about?  I don't think this pony is going to make it with just our help.  I...need to sit down.  Things are getting....crowded, and I need to concentrate."

[Dsarker]

GOOD, hisses Schmoe. HE IS GONE AT LEAST FOR NOW. WHAT AN ANNOYING BEAST. He changes back into the Keeper.

Friesden starts at Khenal's voice. "Yes, of course, my love. Are you okay? Do you want me to see if a nurse can see you too?"

[The Master]

'I say, BOO!' giggles Butler, who had reassembled behind Keeper.

[Khenal]

I smile at Friesden, though I feel a bit frayed.

"I don't think they are trained for what ails me.  Don't worry, I'll be alright."

'...I think.'

[Dsarker]

"Okay. I'll be right back," says Friesden, who gives Khenal a quick kiss before dashing off to find a nurse.


The Keeper transforms back into Schmoe, who wraps himself around the Butler, the tiny mouths eating through him gradually.

[Khenal]

'Can you two at least mutilate eachother quietly?  Ok, he's supposed to be in the head of this pegasus and not in mine.  Assuming he's still alive, this should be fairly simple.'

I attempt to link with the mind of the unconscious pegasus, hoping to dump this newcomer back where he came from.

[The Master]

'OH, I'D LOVE TO LEAVE, BUT THIS FUCKING SHITHEAD WON'T LET ME! STOP EATING ME!!!'

[Khenal]

'Schmoe!  Off!  He's leaving!  Unless you want to go with him?'

[Dsarker]

VERY WELL. The Keeper reappears, releasing the Butler. "Delicious."

[The Master]

Butler gives Dsarker the cave swallow(middle finger), as he's a humanoid, then vanishes into a fine red mist.
((HAH! I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! MWAHHAHAAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STOLE IT'S ICE CREAM TOO!))

[Dsarker]

Where?

[ansontan2000]

*Bubbles bucks down the office door for the second time.*
"Whats wrong? I heard Khenal and Friesden talking....oh."

((1. Bubbles really needs a new steel door.
2. Guys, I'd appreciate it if you didn't take my spot XD. try not to get to injuring anyone or other antics when I'm not here. ))