13th Malachite 98
Bokbon used to come into this bar everyday and read aloud her poems about nature, love, and all things beautiful. she captured my hart. she's gone now. and why? Incompetence. Pure Incompetence.
Some wrongs can't be made right. but I'll be damned if I can't try.
Couth wakes on the floor of his bar with his muzzle half-submerged in spilled ale and regret. I lost my temper again.. he thinks as he surveys the destruction of his normally spotless bar. "In last night's drunken rampage I turned over two racks of mead, threw a table out a window and ...? what's this, I wrote a note?"
Intrigued , Couth props up a strewn bar stool and begins to read. "this is unsettling." his eyes widen. "no, this is high treason."
Nicolta Tesla,
It has come to my attention that I need to bolster my office's security in light of the current break-in. I am formally requesting you to set up a crossbow trap during it's renovation and prime it. don't breathe a word of it to any other pony. what's the use of a trap if everyone knows there's a trap? meet me at the cliff overlooking Khenal's office for your just reward.
- Mayor Charity
what's that phrase "just reward" implying? I always joked that place was a great place for somepony to "have an accident" but would I possibly?
"what'ca readin' ?" Nicolta Tesla asked.
Couth jumps back about ten feet.
"WHO IN CELESTIAS NAME LET YOU IN?"
"uh, I came in here for my usual morning brew? and then I find the whole place turned over? are you ok?
right. this is the part of my day where I make Nicolta a ridiculously caffeinated brew and she frantically chats my ear off about her latest technical marvel beheading this and eviscerating that.
" I'm just.. uh, well I.. had an accident taking stock, it's nothing."
"Mmm'hm. well do you have my brew ready?"
"sorry, not today."
"oh, well it's been uh, interesting chatting with you. I guess i'll get going."
she turns to leave
"hey, Nicolta? I heard the Mayor and the militia had a stand off. were there any arrests?"
"hmm, nope, I think everything was sorted out in the end and everyone understood each other!"
"hah, yeah everyone got a happy ending. hey Nicolta, I almost forgot, Charity wanted me to give this letter to you." Couth said coldly.
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OOC, next person to walk into Charity's office gets an arrow to the chest! the !!FUN!! has been doubled!