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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 281700 times)

The Master

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1230 on: November 12, 2011, 01:34:44 am »

((I'LL STOP YOU WITH... NARWHALLS!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ppb_9DMyVM&feature=related ))
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ansontan2000

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1231 on: November 12, 2011, 01:36:11 am »

((Dsarker, what are you going to pull off next?))
*I exit the office to check on Friesden... and see a bloody scalpel and half a tongue on a bench. Shocked, I try to wake up Khenal.*

((Heh...Narwhals are awesome.))
« Last Edit: November 12, 2011, 01:39:14 am by ansontan2000 »
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Dsarker

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1232 on: November 12, 2011, 01:37:14 am »

No, no, no. She split her tongue in half.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1233 on: November 12, 2011, 01:38:10 am »

Oh. You mean she just cut her tongue about halfway?
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1234 on: November 12, 2011, 01:39:08 am »

((picture a snake tongue.))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1235 on: November 12, 2011, 01:39:28 am »

((Oh, thanks))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1236 on: November 12, 2011, 01:44:11 am »

Otik rolls over, staring at the ceiling

"Say, Carrot. How did ye get sent here?"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1237 on: November 12, 2011, 01:45:29 am »

And as for what I'm going to do next....well, here's a hint.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

See the guy on the left?
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1238 on: November 12, 2011, 01:45:55 am »

.......thats disturbing.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1239 on: November 12, 2011, 01:47:59 am »

Or if you look at the previous video I posted, look at 12:31.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1240 on: November 12, 2011, 01:48:59 am »

"I was sent here because I threw the queen's 'first born' out a ten story window. It's not my fault it was a fire snake in disguise!" Psycho says, confident that he did nothing wrong.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1241 on: November 12, 2011, 01:49:53 am »

((See, Carrot is the really disturbing one. Friesden's just insane. Carrot...well, could be either way.))
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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1242 on: November 12, 2011, 01:56:09 am »

Otik stares long and hard at Carrot. He can't be serious. This dipshit committed the crime of the century? The one every crier on every street corner screamed himself hoarse about for a full month?
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1243 on: November 12, 2011, 01:59:14 am »

Friesden appears to be muttering meaningless syllables of sound in her sleep.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #1244 on: November 12, 2011, 02:03:11 am »

Otik stares long and hard at Carrot. He can't be serious. This dipshit committed the crime of the century? The one every crier on every street corner screamed himself hoarse about for a full month?
((Ok, it's official, I died of laughter.))
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
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