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[DrPoo]

http://chaoticshiny.com/

You are a band of adventurers who just arrived at port Upper Rossworth of Dimlamps the crashed cheese of groping, the land of king Foofiepoo. Each of you are destined to become a legend to be told forever more. You look at the scroll they gave you at the travel office:

Facts about Dimlamps the crashed cheese of groping:

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Time Period: Medieval
Shaping Force: Religion
Population: Slight majority human, rest mixed   Politics
Political Structure: autocracy - theocracy
Strong Influence: military
Popular Issue: economy
Stability: very stable

Personal Freedoms: very good
Scandals: infrequent
Foreign Relations: failing rapidly   Economy
Main Export: raw ore
Main Import: textiles
Main Resource: timber/lumber
Trade: slight surplus

Strength: stable and improving
Wealth: spread throughout upper and middle classes
Ecology
Main Climate: temperate - forested
Ocean: on three sides
Mountains: very many, including volcanos
Frequent Trouble: magical disasters

Wilderness: 82%
Wild Animals: dangerous
Natural Resources: very scarce   Culture
Highly Values: charisma
Known For: art
Popular Entertainment: politics
Respected Profession: homemaker

Discrimination: age-based
Major Taboo: displays of affection
Major Social Ill: gambling   Military
Strength: very strong
Focus: air
Main Unit: mages/wizards

Soldiers: volunteers
Main Use: foreign peacekeeping
Rank: elected by subordinates
Magic
Occurence: very common
Source: inherent ability
Major Use: ubiquitous (everything)

Viewed: with respect
Enchanted Items: fairly common   Religion
Type: polytheism
Focus: miracles
Worship: joyous public sacrifice by priests

Associated Artform: tile murals
Prevalence: believed by all
Holidays: very few   Population
Urban: 13%
Rural: 87%
Literacy Rate: 5%

Gender Ratio: 0.89 male(s)/female
Fertility Rate: 1.7 children/family
Life Expectancy: 37.9 years

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You look at the other people in the tavern, they are all exclusively passengers from that magic dream boat you took to Dimlamps the crashed cheese of groping.
You see about 5 other persons, however you are too sleepy to make out their appearance and you just see blurred out shapes. Wait, one of them approaches you, he is wearing a robe and you can barely make out his face, but you see a nifty goatee hanging out of the hood. He asks "Who the hell are you? You dont look like an experienced adventurer, your short and stumpy, and yet not a dwarf? Oh damn, you must be the narrator, hell did we really pay 5 pieces of silver for such a weakling like you?
(There are 5 characters, not counting the futile nervous narrator and me the robed guy, each of them a character slot, basically because i dont want to roll for 40+ chars, but i might push the limit a bit, so do an attempt anyway if the spaces are taken! )

I will try and GM by the rule of cool and fun, but i will intergrate some rules and realism (of course not with magic, since magic is not realistic). When the game starts you reveal your character's stats. And then our adventure through Dimlamps the crashed cheese of groping can begin!

[Sinpwn]

This Is amazing and I would like to join.

[freeformschooler]

Oh yes random content generator. I'm in. Do we... post a character sheet, or what?

[Simple]

In? And I guess we wait for random genned characters ?

[shadenight123]

in in in!

[Shootandrun]

In!

[lawastooshort]

Can I In?

Oh damn, just counted the sign ups. Bother.

[DrPoo]

Can I In?

Oh damn, just counted the sign ups. Bother.

Dont worry, you can join too, i guess 7 is ok.

Will generate chars when i am home.

[Haika]

Always just a bit under the wire. I suppose I'd like a spot if you can manage 8. But not sure how exactly this works beyond being random. Either way, watching to see how this turns out.

[HailFire]

oh my god that is the best website ever

brb, genning random fantasy worlds forever

[DrPoo]

Always just a bit under the wire. I suppose I'd like a spot if you can manage 8. But not sure how exactly this works beyond being random. Either way, watching to see how this turns out.

Ok, but 10 is max.
Gotta gen your characters.

Its day now, you embark on your caravan into Dimlamps the crashed cheese of groping(always remember to write its full name, saying Dimlamps without the accompanying title is blasphemy and WILL make people hate you. You finally shake off your exhaustion and you can study your band. The caravan is pulled by two big muscular yak cows. You look at the shadow of the caravan in the sandy road, and the dancing shadow of the yak cows and the skinny old wagoner driving the wagon, the caravan rolls into a dark forest, the bard sing a country song to keep the motivation of the band, its an upbeat song by an alto about church, whiskey, fishin', and patriotism. You open your bag of novel collection and read an old horror story written by Urist McLovecraft.(If you are not happy with your character, to the extent that you refuse to play it, feel free to reroll and post your new character, however the aim of the game is to provide a random situation of random aspects and having the players solve it out.)

The band of 8 wonderful adventurers:
DrPoo

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Name: Raer
Gender: male
Race: human

Motivation: compassion
Class: mage
Current Mood: cheerful

Attractiveness: 3
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: green
Hair: black
Height: very short
Other: wearing expensive jewelry

   Competence: 9
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: daggers

Favourite Sin: Wrath
Believes In: Self
Element: Fire

Sucker for: lost causes
Annoyed by: fancy parties
Hobby: sketches/draws

Satisfaction with life: 55%
Satisfaction with self: 42%    

Haika
 

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Name: Flissai
Gender: female
Race: halfling

Motivation: loyalty/integrity
Class: (ex-)guard
Current Mood: drunk

Attractiveness: 7
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: green with gold flecks
Hair: blonde
Height: tall
Other: unusual tattoos

   Competence: 10
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: staff

Favourite Sin: Envy
Believes In: Luck
Element: Darkness

Sucker for: irony
Annoyed by: wild animals of any sort
Hobby: hobbygs/plays an instrument

Satisfaction with life: 64%
Satisfaction with self: 44%

Shootandrun
 

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Name: Damael
Gender: female
Race: human

Motivation: ambition
Class: battle mage
Current Mood: sleepy

Attractiveness: 2
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: green
Hair: blonde
Height: tall
Other: scars

   Competence: 8
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: darts

Favourite Sin: Pride
Believes In: Gods
Element: Wind/Air

Sucker for: foriegn customs/accents
Annoyed by: shiny stuff
Hobby: dabbles in mysticism

Satisfaction with life: 54%
Satisfaction with self: 25%    

Simple
 

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Name: Thasal
Gender: female
Race: dragonborn

Motivation: malice
Class: slaver
Current Mood: drunk

Attractiveness: 10
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: very dark green
Hair: red
Height: slightly tall
Other: tattoos

   Competence: 10
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: spear

Favourite Sin: Sloth
Believes In: Nothing
Element: Fire

Sucker for: sckging and dancing
Annoyed by: obscure lore
Hobby: studies geography

Satisfaction with life: 41%
Satisfaction with self: 26%    

Sinpwn
 

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Name: Lanan
Gender: male
Race: human, some orc blood

Motivation: ambition
Class: shapeshifter
Current Mood: silly

Attractiveness: 2
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: green
Hair: blonde
Height: average
Other: very nice clothes

   Competence: 1
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: staff

Favourite Sin: Pride
Believes In: Luck
Element: Fire

Sucker for: creepy crawly things
Annoyed by: foolish bravery
Hobby: collects stories

Satisfaction with life: 85%
Satisfaction with self: 55%

freeformschooler
 

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Name: Idoalaelo
Gender: male
Race: half-elf

Motivation: malice
Class: (ex-)guard
Current Mood: sleepy

Attractiveness: 1
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: blue
Hair: brown
Height: average
Other: unusual tattoos

   Competence: 2
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: daggers

Favourite Sin: Lust
Believes In: Fate
Element: Wind/Air

Sucker for: fancy parties
Annoyed by: cute and fuzzy things
Hobby: collects gossip

Satisfaction with life: 69%
Satisfaction with self: 39%

lawastooshort
 

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Name: Kaevan
Gender: male
Race: half-elf

Motivation: compassion
Class: bard
Current Mood: bored

Attractiveness: 2
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: change with surroundings
Hair: blonde
Height: tall
Other: none

   Competence: 4
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: none (bare hands, magic,
mental powers, or pacifist)

Favourite Sin: Wrath
Believes In: Gods
Element: Darkness

Sucker for: the adoration of the masses
Annoyed by: creepy crawly things
Hobby: studies geography

Satisfaction with life: 55%
Satisfaction with self: 45%

shadenight123
 

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Name: Keaky
Gender: male
Race: deva

Motivation: compassion
Class: trader
Current Mood: hopeful

Attractiveness: 6
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: hazel
Hair: black
Height: slightly short
Other: very nice clothes

   Competence: 10
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: scimitar

Favourite Sin: Gluttony
Believes In: Nothing
Element: Earth

Sucker for: complete honesty
Annoyed by: obscure lore
Hobby: whittles/carves

Satisfaction with life: 38%
Satisfaction with self: 18%

[shadenight123]

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oh hell...YOU GOT ME RIGHT! ghgh randomness? this is READING MYSELF!

(i'll keep my character always posted at end of my textes, so it's easy for me to recall him)

"life sucks. and i suck too...look at this! it's horrible! it's an horrible carving of an horrible picture made by an horrible artist! but maybe...maybe one day i'll get just as good as mcurist the urist artist! i have to hope for that! oh yeah...anyone want to trade? i can make you a nice...ehm...offer." i say smiling slowly...i did carve out the wagon just in case. With the point of my scimitar. while chewing on dry salty meat.

Keaky the compassionate Deva

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Name: Keaky
Gender: male
Race: deva

Motivation: compassion
Class: trader
Current Mood: hopeful

Attractiveness: 6
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: hazel
Hair: black
Height: slightly short
Other: very nice clothes

   Competence: 10
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: scimitar

Favourite Sin: Gluttony
Believes In: Nothing
Element: Earth

Sucker for: complete honesty
Annoyed by: obscure lore
Hobby: whittles/carves

Satisfaction with life: 38%
Satisfaction with self: 18%

[DrPoo]

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oh hell...YOU GOT ME RIGHT! ghgh randomness? this is READING MYSELF!

(i'll keep my character always posted at end of my textes, so it's easy for me to recall him)

"life sucks. and i suck too...look at this! it's horrible! it's an horrible carving of an horrible picture made by an horrible artist! but maybe...maybe one day i'll get just as good as mcurist the urist artist! i have to hope for that! oh yeah...anyone want to trade? i can make you a nice...ehm...offer." i say smiling slowly...i did carve out the wagon just in case. With the point of my scimitar. while chewing on dry salty meat.

Keaky the compassionate Deva

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Keaky
Gender: male
Race: deva

Motivation: compassion
Class: trader
Current Mood: hopeful

Attractiveness: 6
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: hazel
Hair: black
Height: slightly short
Other: very nice clothes

   Competence: 10
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: scimitar

Favourite Sin: Gluttony
Believes In: Nothing
Element: Earth

Sucker for: complete honesty
Annoyed by: obscure lore
Hobby: whittles/carves

Satisfaction with life: 38%
Satisfaction with self: 18%

((Cool Roleplaying! Good thing that the wagon will arrive in a real day!))

Raer looks into the forest, then onto his palm in wich a weak little flame rests, the little bit of magic that is left after that long and exhaustive trip. The flame dies with his last little charge. He then attempts to get some sleep before the great adventure begins.

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Name: Raer
Gender: male
Race: human

Motivation: compassion
Class: mage
Current Mood: cheerful

Attractiveness: 3
on a scale of 1-10
Eyes: green
Hair: black
Height: very short
Other: wearing expensive jewelry

   Competence: 9
on a scale of 1-10

Main Weapon: daggers

Favourite Sin: Wrath
Believes In: Self
Element: Fire

Sucker for: lost causes
Annoyed by: fancy parties
Hobby: sketches/draws

Satisfaction with life: 55%
Satisfaction with self: 42%     

[Sinpwn]

(Ahaha, this is going to be awesome. just a question, what exactly is the nature of my shape shifting? is it druidic where I can only change into certain animals, or can I do things like turn into different people?)

Lanan looked up from his book (I presume I'm the one with the book) and looked around the forest. "Hey guys, I'll be right back, just need to go stretch my legs." as he said that, he jumped off the cart and jogged into the forest, but still traveling in the direction of the road.

[Simple]

( Is dragonborn (heh skyrim..) some kind of lizardman ? Drunken lazy slaver for the win! )

"Stop singing for gods sake Kaevan! Some people try to rest! Oww my damn head ... last time i got hangover like that was ... no wait ... it was yesterday? How far till we reach some civilization ?" Thasal asked trying to sit without falling from the wagon. "Hmm ..where's my flask ?"