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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[freeformschooler]

"Yeah, I can do that. I'll just let you guys know as soon as I catch up to diamonds."

>Mimi: Run after Diamonds' escort.

[The Fool]

((Freeform, you're awesome.))

EDIT: ((Nothing to see here. Steve can't see Troy.))

[TherosPherae]

CC: Continue booking it.
Yep, you don't really like fire. You continue leaving the planet's surface at an insane velocity.

TE, CA: WHO'S THIS DOUCHE BAG

TB: Oh hey it's the time guy. Be surprised at the lack of doomed selves following him around.

RL: Be too busy going 'wat' to notice Troy.

[Riccto]

>PA: Introduce himself to the pack of wierdos.

[freeformschooler]

((Memo, anyone??))

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Yeah, I can do that. I'll just let you guys know as soon as I catch up to diamonds."

>Mimi: Run after Diamonds' escort.

"SHOULDN'T WE DO IT SOONER SO THEY CAN BACK US UP?" Alex kept pace behind Mimi, but the group soon ran into another wall of flame. "THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS THAN JUST WAITING FOR THE FIRE TO DIE DOWN, DON'T YOU THINK?"

[freeformschooler]

"Yeah, I can do that. I'll just let you guys know as soon as I catch up to diamonds."

>Mimi: Run after Diamonds' escort.

"SHOULDN'T WE DO IT SOONER SO THEY CAN BACK US UP?" Alex kept pace behind Mimi, but the group soon ran into another wall of flame. "THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO DO THIS THAN JUST WAITING FOR THE FIRE TO DIE DOWN, DON'T YOU THINK?"

"It's like it was designed against me. This close, I swear. Diamonds is probably far ahead by now. What a waste of time."

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: The smrt-est idea here would be to approach the pedestal, of course.
^{Typo Intentional.}

Battlemap forthcoming. Go ahead and roll initiative.

3 + 10 + 9 = 22.

Time to fall unconscious again.

[Blade Master Model 42]

"... ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WHAT'S LEFT OF THE JUNGLES AND SNAKES ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE OKAY FOR AWHILE. IT SHOULD TAKE TIME FOR THE DERSITES TO SET UP SHOP AGAIN, IF THEY EVEN BOTHER, RIGHT?" Alex tentatively patted Mimi on the back. "WE'LL GET HIM EVENTUALLY."

>Mikhael: The smrt-est idea here would be to approach the pedestal, of course.
^{Typo Intentional.}

Battlemap forthcoming. Go ahead and roll initiative.

3 + 10 + 9 = 22.

Time to fall unconscious again.

Boy, you better hope not.

You see an opponent you've never seen before, a skeletal figure wearing armor. It elbows another like it in the ribs (literally!), and points at you. A basilisk behind them spits a fireball at you, but the creature's aim is off by a few yards.

Your move.



(The brown objects are pillars. The black expanse is a pit. It appears bottomless. The line dealies indicate stairs. The bad guys are enemies.)

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Memo. In which CA is a huge asshole. (click to show/hide)

-- CURRENT captianAnalysis [CCA]  walks up to the group --
-- CURRENT pr00bingAudit00r [CPA]  strolls out of the jungle towards the group --
CPA: hell00 fel-
CPA: that is al00t 00f fire.
CCA: ^^wait who th3 h3ll ar3 th3s3 douch3bags^^
CPA: and bl0000d.
CSS: yeah this fire is sort of worryin-
CSS: wait who's that guy
CSS: and who's the other guy
CCT: what she sa!d
CCT: *What
CTB: oh of course |t |s reun|on t|me
CTB: over there |s troy. He's supposed to be here
CTB: and over there |s C/\. He's not.
CPA: Oh. h00w terrible. meet up with the party and n00t even intr00duce myself. I'm Tr-. Darn. Y00u als00 kn00w me as PA.
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  loiters behind the group --
-- CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM]  hears ruckus from the other side of the camp --
CCA: ^^y3ah y3ah y3ah who's th3 chick in black^^
CCT: I'm Em!ly
CCT: What are you
CCA: ^^I'm a troll, and th3 fuck ar3 you doing h3r3^^
CTB: um.
CTB: ummmmmmmmmmmm.
CCT: Jesus calm down
CCT: Are you try!ng to troll me r!ght now
CCT: That's
CCA: ^^oh gods no^^
CCT: Not a very good job you're do!ng
CCA: ^^trolling is a distinct and anci3nt art^^
CCA: ^^not som3thing I'd wast3 on you^^
CCT: Wh!ch you seem to suck at
CCA: ^^but s3riously how ar3 you h3r3^^
CCA: ^^did you m3t3or your way in lik3 th3 oth3r asshol3^^
CCA: ^^and sp3ak of th3 d3vil, wh3r3 is th3 oth3r asshol3^^
CCT: The asshole w!th shrubbery for ha!r
CTB: Hey.
CPA: I'm assuming I cant act dumb and silly until y00u leave, can I CA?
CCA: ^^no^^
CCA: ^^this is th3 most s3rious of busin3ss3s^^
CCA: ^^wh3r3 is th3 douch3 in black^^
CCA: ^^I n33d to hav3 a f3w choic3 words with him^^
-- CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM]  finally makes her way over --
CTE: [Um, was +ha+ +he guy Alex killed?]
CSS: what kind of words?
CKM: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT WHO-
CCA: ^^ANGRY WORDS^^
CKM: Oh man.
CKM: Given that you aren't wearing a stupid helmet, I'm assuming you're Troy.
CTB: welcome back to the party, M|m|
CSS: got it in one, at least so he says he is
CPA: The 00ne and h00pefully 00nly.
-- CURRENT kineticMoonlight [CKM]  shakes Troy's hand --
CKM: Thanks for all your help, by the way. Back on my Land.
CTB: oh has troy been abus|ng the t|mestream for you
CTB: that's.... n|ce
-- CURRENT pr00bingAudit00r [CPA]  RETURN HANDSHAKE, may be to strong. Troy hasn't done this for awhile. --
CPA: N00 pr00blem. I'd be stuck 00n y00ur's if it werent f00r the map. And n00w I d00nt even need a map t00 catch up anym00re if there's g00ing t00 be giant signal fires everywhere.
CCA: ^^okay I am b3ing ignor3d^^
CCA: ^^you ar3 ignoring a royal h3r3^^
CCA: ^^I should cull your ass3s right now but I'll b3 g3n3rous^^
CKM: Too bad. I mean, good to. Uh. Weren't you dead?
CCT: You aren't even a human
CCA: ^^wh3r3's th3 black asshol3^^
CKM: When did you stop being dead?
CCA: ^^lik3 t3n minut3s ago g3t with th3 program^^
CCA: ^^S3riously, wh3r3 is h3^^
CSS: your guess is as good as ours i suppose
CTE: [I +hink I already said he's dead]
CPA: Wh00?
CCA: ^^som3 chuckl3fuck in black armor who thinks h3 can sn3ak attack and qu3stion a royal for "d3f3ns3 purpos3s"^^
CKM: ...Why do Claire and Troy look so much alike?
CPA: Hmm. that se-
CSS: come to think of it....
CKM: Sorry. Thinking out loud.
CTB: probably we|rd ectob|osh|t
-- CURRENT pr00bingAudit00r [CPA]  faces Claire and attempts the mirror thing. It must be tested. --
CSS: well that's kinda
CSS: awkward
CCT: ...Ssso uh
CCT: Anyone know !f these snakes are po!sonous or
CPA: S00rry. Investigati00ns. Onward.
-- CURRENT pr00bingAudit00r [CPA]  straightens his glasses --
CCA: ^^Y3ah. Onward to WH33R33 IS THAT FUCKFAC33^^
CCT: I:¦
CCA: ^^OH COM33 ON 33V33N TH33 OTH33R S3333R SAW MY CORPS33 TH33R33 YOU HAV33 TO KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT^^
CTE: [oh +ha+ guy.]
CTE: [yeah he's defini+ely dead.]
CCT: I bel!eve my quest!on !s more press!ng
CSS: wait you mentioned armor right?
CKM: OHHHHH yeah.
CKM: We all killed him.
CSS: also i think the snakes are pretty okay they are nice
CCT: Well then
CCA: ^^Dammit, I was going to do that.^^
CKM: It was an incredibly dramatic and touching moment.
CTB: yes, how dare we k|llsteal or try to avenge you or anyth|ng.
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  walks off and easily locates a snake --
-- CURRENT ragingLunatic [CRL]  snaps out of it --
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  returns to the group, petting the snake's head which is poking out the top of her shirt --
CRL: They're not generally poisonous at all
CRL: they're nice, don't hurt them
CCT: I'm not
CCT: Look how cozy !t !s
CPA: Are they c00ns00rts? d00 they talk? Or are they just snakes?
CTB: who wants to bet |t w|ll suffocate
CCT: Its head !s r!ght here
CCT: People hold k!ttens l!ke th!s, why can't I apply !t to snakes
CTB: you can suffocate th|ngs by crush|ng the|r lungs too y'know
CCT: There's room
CCT: It's even-- wa!t
CCT: It's
CCT: Are snakes supposed to purr
CCT: I don't th!nk that's normal
CRL: Some of them do
CCT: ...Huh
CRL: Snakes are really a rather interesting topic
CCT: I propose everyone gets a sh!rtsnake
CCT: They're wonderful
CRL: Um.... actually, I think we'd best leave them alone for now
CCT: Awww why
CRL: They kind of need to... rebuild and things
CRL: and everything is still kind of on fire.
CCT: Oh
CCT: R!ght
CSS: you know
CSS: how can snakes rebuild?
CSS: like do they build things.. with their mouths
CCT: I'm help!ng th!s one
CCT: I'm supply!ng !t w!th warmth
CRL: Well they actually burrow, or at least they do here
CPA: D00 they talk like my g00-. Right. S00 whats the skinny 00n what 00ccured? Can I help with timey-wimey stuff?
CCT: Help a snake today
CCT: Stuff one down your sh!rt
CRL: Um
CCT: I approve th!s message
CTB: That m|ght actually be awkward for some people, Em|ly
CCT: Then they're self!sh and uncar!ng
CCT: Look how adorable these th!ngs are
CRL: Um. Yeah, everything is definitely still on fire, guys
CRL: maybe we should be doing something about that
CSS: well personally the heat isn't bothering me
CCT: That's f!ne, I th!nk th!s one's warm enou-- wa!t that's not what you meant
CSS: but if you say so
CKM: Do that thingy again.
CPA: What thingy?
CKM: I saw you do it I think.
CKM: Danielle.
CRL: Um
CSS: did it have to do with the crimson tide?
CRL: I don't know if I can do the thingy again
CKM: Okay, there is no way to phrase that in which it sounds respectful.
CPA: Oh. I saw that 00n my way here.
CKM: But hey! That's like, four out of five now!
CRL: Four out of five what?
CKM: Er. Eight. Sorry.
CKM: Claire, Emily, Alex and Mikhael still need to figure out what their magical mystical superpowers are.
CCA: ^^SO I HAV33 D33CID33D.^^
CKM: I'm assuming yours was the "red tide."
CCT: I thought !t was w!nd or someth!ng
CPA: Well. We have a ninja right? C00uld he be here right n00w? Ninja'ing?
CCT: I could l!ke
CCA: ^^D3spit3 your killst3aling bullshit, I think I'm not going to kill you.^^
CKM: Steve apparently can see the future. Except it didn't turn out the way he saw it?
CPA: H0000ray.
CCA: ^^Inst3ad, I'm just going to l3t you all d3al with this fir3 and th3n mak3 r3parations.^^
CCT: Help the snakes by be!ng the!r personal body temperature regulator
CCT: Can I do that
CCT: Is that a th!ng I can do
CCT: I don't hear any nos
CKM: I... I don't uh...
CTB: ...CT, do you have a th|ng for snakes
CTB: Wa|t, hold that
CTB: CT, |s there a th|ng you don't have a th|ng for?
CCT: What no they're adorable
CCT: I can f!nd snakes and test how po!sonous they are on you
CCT: You'd serve best that way
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  nods the snake's head --
CCT: See, even they agree
CCA: ^^Now on to mor3 important matt3rs. Nam3ly, wh3r3 3xactly is th3 Mag3?^^
CPA: Well. Why d00nt y00u try talking t00 them Emily and see if they want t00 be stuffed d00wn pe00ples shirts.
CSS: the mage is alex right?
CRL: Troy, I don't think Emily speaks snake
CPA: Well the animals 00n the 00ther lands c00uld talk, I've been t00 tw00 s00 far and they had been pretty pers00nable after they had 00pened up a bit.
CCT: I can tell !t !s perfectly f!ne w!th th!s arrangement
CRL: Also, much as I hate to say it, I think the pink asshole has a point.
CCT: Why else would !t keep act!ng so goddamn cute
CRL: Where the hell did Alex even go?
CSS: well he went with mimi and steve
CSS: to go look for the diamonds dude
CRL: .....Mimi, you left Alex and Steve.
CRL: Alone.
CSS: oh psh he's a ninja they'll be okay
CRL: In a jungle with one of our PRIME TARGETS?
CRL: WHOM ALEX HAS A HATEGRUDGE AGAINST?
CRL: THE FUCK?
CPA: ....
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  disappears --
CPA: Well. I can catch him. Just w00uld take s00me time h00pping 00n my part but I think I can get him.
CRL: Catching Diamonds has moved down a rung on the list of priorities.
CRL: Right now, the main one is finding Alex before he finds Diamonds.
CKM: ....What?
CKM: Oh God.
CKM: Alex and Steve didn't follow?
CRL: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT?
CKM: Either way, Diamonds is gone. Couldn't get to him.
CRL: Are you entirely sure.
CKM: Pretty sure. On top of that, Alex and Steve are pretty strong.
CRL: .....Do you even remember what Alex's weird sburb shit is?
CRL: Because I can tell you
CKM: Rage something.
CRL: It's flipping his shit and killing everything within a 100-foot radius.
CKM: Are you implying it would be bad if Alex snapped and cut Diamonds to pieces?
CRL: YES.
CKM: You're wrong.
CRL: Because then Steve would end up in the aftermath.
CRL: Plus it kinds of sucks for Alex.
CKM: Steve is fast and sneaky. And we want Diamonds dead.
CKM: Tortured for information, maybe. But ultimately dead.
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  resurns with about 8 snakes crawling about her shirt, jacket and neck --
CRL: Do you really think that Steve will realize what's going on with Alex in time?
CRL: Protip: He won't.
CKM: I could just like pester him. Like right now. Get over here. You know.
CCT: It feels l!ke I m!ssed someth!ngI'd've l!ked to help w!th
CRL: Yes, because they can just walk through the fire.
CRL: Speaking of which, how did you even get here?
CPA: Me?
CKM: Really. You're asking how I saw a path through the fire.
CKM: The Seer.
CRL: And you're wondering how the other two guys aren't going to be able to do the same thing.
CKM: ...That's a good point, though. I should go grab them in a minue or two.
CRL: Yeah. Do that.
CKM: You can't tell me what to do, though.
CKM: I'm not saying it's not advisable. But stop being so pushy.
CRL: Steve's life is kind of in danger.
CRL: Pushy is necessary sometimes.
CKM: Now that I think about it, though....
CKM: Where the hell is Mikhael?
CKM: Wasn't he supposed to be following Troy?
CPA: He's...s00mewhere.
CCA: ^^probably pissing around on his land as most knights ar3 3rrant to do^^
CCA: ^^and b3ing slow to aid his comrad3s^^
CCA: ^^again, as knights ar3 3rrant to do^^
CPA: We g00t seperated 00n y00ur w00rld Mimi, I think I was investigating.
CCA: ^^but anyways, th3 Mag3 is right ov3r th3r3, you said?^^
CKM: Yep.
CCA: ^^33xc3ll3nt, h3 and I n33d to hav3 a chat^^
-- CURRENT captianAnalysis [CCA]  jets --
CKM: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go head off to grab Alex again. And Steve. But especially Steve.
CPA: Care t00 team-up 00n the ninja rescue miss00n Mimi? I kinda want t00 meet Alex, being his server player and all.
CCA ceased responding to memo.
CCT: Can I go
CKM: Sure. Sounds fine by me.
CTB: No, you're too covered |n rept|les
CCT: There !s no such th!ng as too covered !n rept!les
CKM ceased responding to memo.
CPA: Until y00u bec00me the reptiles. They are y00u.
CTE: [um]
CTE: [+ha+ is kind of a lo+ of snakes +hough]
CCT: What no !t's not
CTE: [you don'+ wan+ +o drop +hem, do you?]
CCT: It's not even ten of them, jeez
CTB: Because Em|ly knows exactly how many snakes |t takes to... actually, no, that joke's too easy
CSS: what?
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  puts a snake coming out of her sleeve all up in TB's grill --
-- CURRENT testingBeta [CTB]  is not amused --
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  is --
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  pulls her arm back and pets the snake --
CCT: I'm sorry I had to do that
CRL: Yeah. Be nicer to my snakes.
CRL: >:I
CTE: [um so]
CTE: [I +hink I'm jus+ gonna follow Mimi +hen]
CPA ceased responding to memo.
CTE: [y'know, avoid +he o+her spacebi+ch when she comes back]
-- CURRENT toenailEater [CTE]  follows mimi --
CTE ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT considerateTormentor [CCT]  puts the snakes back in the general area she found them and catches up --

[Blade Master Model 42]

Alex snaps out of his reverie. "...UH, STEVE? DID YOU SEE WHERE MIMI WENT? I WAS THINKING ABOUT STUFF AND I SPACED OUT AND JUNK."

"...STEVE?"

[The Fool]

Steve gave up and took off his ninja headgear. "iT'S wAy tOo hOT HErE! I GiVE up!" He shook his head to lose the headgear hair, but it stayed in place, still shaped like headgear.

Alex snaps out of his reverie. "...UH, STEVE? DID YOU SEE WHERE MIMI WENT? I WAS THINKING ABOUT STUFF AND I SPACED OUT AND JUNK."

"...STEVE?"

"hUh? oH No! mAyBE I cAN FinD hEr!"

Steve tried to imagine where they'd find Mimi. He was sure there'd be enough high-fives involved once they found her to count as a victory or something.

>Steve: Search for Mimi!

Title Power: [5,6+10] = 21

[Blade Master Model 42]

Steve receives a vision of chains holding him in place.

"DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD SEARCH THE AREA? THERE MIGHT BE SOME STUFF THAT DIDN'T BURN."

[The Fool]

"yEAh, We shOulD AT leaSt LOoK. mY viSioN DiDn'T lOOk gooD ThoUGh. i THiNK wE'rE TRAppEd oN THiS sIDE oF ThE FIRe."

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Mount Jetbike and fly 8 spaces west. Proceed to fire at Imp 1.