[04:03] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 16:03 --
[04:03] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] flies over towards Danielle as she looks up at nothing of interest. --
[04:03] -- ragingLunatic [RL] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 16:03 --
[04:03] RL: oh hey
[04:03] KM: Hello, Danielle.
[04:03] KM: Haven't seen you guys in a while.
[04:04] RL: and we haven't really seen you either.
[04:04] RL: what's been going on?
[04:04] KM: Well, I was actually trying to look at you when I fell asleep.
[04:04] RL: wat
[04:04] KM: Oh, right. Have any of your team gotten your powers yet?
[04:05] RL: Alex, but I think you already knew that
[04:05] RL: Otherwise, not really
[04:05] KM: Oh, yeah. The whole incident.
[04:06] RL: yyeah.
[04:06] RL: So how'd the incident with the green things go?
[04:06] KM: I am now a Spacewizard. I'm sure you'll be getting weird Blood-y powers soon enough.
[04:06] KM: Green things?
[04:06] RL: yeah
[04:06] KM: Which ones? There are like three.
[04:06] RL: you mentioned green things last time
[04:06] RL: you mean you didn't deal with them?
[04:07] RL: I thought they were like weird new imps or something
[04:07] KM: Oh. Right. You remember the trolls that used to bug us when we had memos?
[04:07] RL: yes.
[04:07] KM: They're now here.
[04:07] RL: wat
[04:07] RL: so that's what the weird sburb shit was earlier
[04:08] KM: Weird sburb shit?
[04:08] RL: ...well, actually, I probably can't tell between normal sburb shit and weird sburb shit.
[04:08] RL: It's all just sburb shit around here.
[04:08] KM: I'm beginning to realize it's not all bad, though.
[04:08] RL: Oh really.
[04:09] KM: SBURB seems to work in our favor. Almost like the session itself wants the bad things out.
[04:09] RL: ....yeah, I can't say I've really seen that
[04:09] RL: at all
[04:10] KM: You're not the one responsible for Seeing things around here, though. Don't worry, if I could just keep everyone rounded up I'm sure we'd have the upper hand in no time.
[04:10] KM: Unfortunately, the intruders seem hell bent on making sure that doesn't happen.
[04:11] RL: tell me about it.
[04:11] RL: I'd probably be a hell of a lot higher on my echeladder if we didn't have BT bitching and killing everything
[04:11] KM: BT is the least of your worries. Be glad he's on your side.
[04:11] KM: Wait a minute... can't BT fly?
[04:12] RL: I... think so?
[04:12] RL: HE's got rocket boots
[04:12] RL: if that counts as flying
[04:12] KM: I think I know a way to solve one of our problems.
[04:12] RL: oh really.
[04:12] KM: It'll either be yours or mine.
[04:12] RL: do tell.
[04:12] KM: We need to get BT to fly to Claire's Land.
[04:13] RL: why?
[04:13] RL: he'd probably jsut genocide frogs 'for my safety'
[04:13] KM: Yeah, that's actually why he's going.
[04:13] KM: To stop that, I mean.
[04:13] RL: wait, what.
[04:13] KM: In Claire's land is the current most dangerous Intruder in the session.
[04:13] RL: you mean the purple asshole?
[04:14] KM: Purple asshole?
[04:14] RL: yeah
[04:14] KM: Does he have green skin?
[04:14] RL: the annoying purple guy who hasn't talked to us in forever
[04:14] RL: how am I supposed to know
[04:14] RL: his text was purple
[04:14] KM: Oh, that guy. No, I don't know where he went.
[04:14] RL: and he seemed to be the biggest asshole of the bunch
[04:14] RL: so I'd presume that makes him the most dangerous
[04:14] KM: As it turns out, the only decently nice one ended up being the most dangerous.
[04:14] KM: Sort of. He has a split personality.
[04:15] RL: the shit
[04:15] KM: Listen, these guys are basically made out of shitty plot twists, alright? That's their THING.
[04:16] KM: ANYWAY, if this one finds one of you then I have no doubt he will destroy you. He managed to get past LH and is now destroying frogs by the thousand.
[04:16] RL: well if the frogs are keeping him busy I see no reason to worry
[04:16] RL: there's enough frogs there to last him several years
[04:17] RL: even if he gets like ten thousand per second
[04:17] KM: You're not looking at this from the perspectiive of success.
[04:17] RL: oh yeah, that reminds me of something
[04:17] KM: What?
[04:17] RL: do you even know what the hell we are supposed to be doing?
[04:17] KM: Yes.
[04:18] RL: because I can't really tell
[04:18] RL: and sprites are vague
[04:18] KM: First of all, each Land has a problem. We need to solve them, but only the ones on our own Lands. It may not be immediately obvious, though.
[04:18] RL: plus I haven't even seen snakesprite in forever
[04:18] RL: well we're working on that here.
[04:18] RL: my land has an obvious tree problem
[04:18] KM: Second of all, we need to locate the Denizens. They're being hidden so well that I can imagine they would have some excellent information for us.
[04:19] KM: And third, the most important goal of all: take out the Black King and Queen.
[04:19] RL: Ok
[04:19] RL: How do we do that last one then
[04:19] RL: Might as well get started on that
[04:19] KM: I'm not sure, actually.
[04:19] KM: I doubt we could do it easily, though.
[04:20] RL: Hm.
[04:20] KM: The Queen herself is powerful enough to knock me unconcious from miles and miles away just for looking at something unrelated to her.
[04:20] RL: Well, I'm stuck waiting for an asshole to wake up so I can interrogate him
[04:20] RL: So are there any sidequestss around here?
[04:20] KM: In Derse? Stop being a douche.
[04:20] KM: That is the sidequest.
[04:20] RL: waiting for an asshole to wake up is a sidequest?
[04:20] RL: what?
[04:21] KM: No, I mean the Prospitians are the only army we have.
[04:21] KM: It may be best to try to communicate with them instead of telling them to stop staring at you.
[04:21] KM: They tend to overreact because they think we are gods.
[04:21] RL: are they really still hung up about that
[04:21] RL: ...well geez
[04:21] RL: I feel like a jerk now
[04:21] KM: Yes. They wouldn't even look at me until I told them they could.
[04:22] RL: I think I'm gonna go fix that then
[04:22] KM: More importantly, though...
[04:22] KM: You're the Heir. Given that Prospit seems to run on some stereotypical royalty system, I'm guessing you have a greater purpose here.
[04:22] RL: well that's nice I suppose
[04:23] KM: You should ask the Queen if she has any tasks for you. I'm going to go wake up and make sure TB has not thrown me and Emily in a ditch somewhere.
[04:23] RL: wait what
[04:23] RL: you're traveling with TB?
[04:24] RL: and you fell asleep with him around?
[04:24] RL: do you really think that is a good idea?
[04:24] KM: Yes. Sorry if I wasn't clear before. He's practically useless.
[04:25] KM: He can't hack, he's too lazy to give me an airborne piggyback ride and he would rather yell at the new girl than do any fighting or problem-solving.
[04:25] RL: but do you really think falling asleep around him is a good idea
[04:25] RL: I mean really.
[04:26] KM: I don't know. He doesn't seem like a pervert OR a serial killer. I am pretty sure the worst that could happen is the aforementioned ditch thing.
[04:26] RL: well... ok then
[04:27] RL: but don't whine if you wake up and terrible things have happened
[04:28] KM: Alright, whatever. I'm heaidng back now. By the way, you're on your own Land, right?
[04:28] RL: yeah
[04:28] KM: Good to know. See you around.
[04:28] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 16:28 --