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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[applesauce machine]

Apples, you know what's in your room better than I do.

In that case:

>Emily: Follow close behind and make sure he doesn't see anything you don't want him to (i.e. about half your stuff).

[SirAaronIII]

Judging from all of the frogs, you would guess that you're on the Rogue's planet.

Rogue? ROGUE?!.... just kidding, it's not a big ol deal

>Jungle-gang: Hear faint screaming in the distance

"ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT?"

"you mean those far-off curses? yeah, what about them?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

Judging from all of the frogs, you would guess that you're on the Rogue's planet.

Rogue? ROGUE?!.... just kidding, it's not a big ol deal

Whoops.

Judging from all of the frogs, you would guess that you're on the Rogue's planet.

Rogue? ROGUE?!.... just kidding, it's not a big ol deal

>Jungle-gang: Hear faint screaming in the distance

"ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT?"

"you mean those far-off curses? yeah, what about them?"

"...SHOULD WE GO CHECK IT OUT? I THINK WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT."

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Seer: See? (click to show/hide)

[12:27] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering testingBeta [TB] at 00:27 --
[12:27] KM: Oh for Prospit's sakes.
[12:28] KM: Where's TE!?!
[12:28] TB: OH, he left.
[12:28] KM: Of course. Right.
[12:28] TB: No b|g deal, really, | can track h|m down |f the other h|m shows up.
[12:28] KM: That's fine. It's absolutely cool that all of you guys who were vaguely threatening to fuck us up in some manner are now actually doing it.
[12:29] TB: You're... welcome? | th|nk?
[12:29] KM: Okay, we have one thing done. One big thing! That's a START. A lead. I like leads.
[12:29] KM: The thing we have done is we have found the rebel agent and now know which player he's connected to.
[12:30] TB: yes, but th|s does mean that CD |s host|le
[12:30] TB: |f TE was r|ght earl|er
[12:30] TB: mean|ng you should probably get h|m out of SS's sylladex.
[12:30] KM: What?
[12:31] KM: Oh. Right. Uh.
[12:31] KM: How did you know CD was in SS' sylladex?
[12:31] TB: Or was |t you that took h|m, | don't remember
[12:31] TB: Same way | knew you beat the sh|t out of /\lex.
[12:31] KM: I haven't really been keeping up with the other gang, honestly.
[12:31] TB: /\lthough | w|ll adm|t, the vo|d sh|t made observat|on d|ff|cult.
[12:31] TB: You m|ght want to
[12:32] TB: You're k|nd of supposed to be the 'gu|de' here.
[12:32] KM: Yes. It's just kind of hard to guide a session when:
[12:32] KM: A) You guys are all actively trying to fuck it up except maybe you and
[12:33] KM: B) Everyone is always dying or holding grudges or... wait a minute.
[12:33] TB: |s that an ep|phany?
[12:33] TB: Sure sounds l|ke one from here.
[12:33] KM: I don't have to do this any more.
[12:33] KM: You remember that thing that happened back there?
[12:34] TB: Wh|ch th|ng?
[12:34] TB: There have been a lot of th|ngs.
[12:34] KM: The Spacey thing.
[12:34] KM: I can See through Space.
[12:34] KM: What an absolutely perfect combination of class and aspect for keeping track of teammates who can barely keep their shoes tied.
[12:34] TB: Yes, becuase everyone loves |t when people tell them th|ngs they're do|ng w|thout be|ng there.
[12:35] TB: | tr|ed that, you guys weren't too accept|ng of the not|on.
[12:35] KM: Yeah, but when you were doing it you weren't a player, you were just a vague Force of Fuckery.
[12:35] KM: Which is kind of what you are now except with less vague.
[12:36] TB: Good to know |'m st|ll pok|ng th|ngs |n the r|ght d|rect|on |nstead of just tagg|ng along w|th a teenager.
[12:36] TB: So are we go|ng to wake up Sleep|ng /\sshole over here, or just let her snooze?
[12:36] KM: No wait, first, your first sentence. That raises a completely important yet meaningless question.
[12:37] KM: Just how old are you?
[12:37] TB: | don't even know.
[12:37] TB: |'d guess somewhere between 'about as old as | look' and 'older than Cthulhu'.
[12:38] TB: That last one |s actually a bad measure, s|nce | acutally sort of saw cthulhu once.
[12:38] TB: He had the WORST acne, oh man.
[12:38] KM: Moving on!
[12:38] KM: We'll let sleeping broad snooze. The arguments between you two actively hinder us.
[12:38] KM: Oh, and by the way, you get to carry her because you have God Strength.
[12:39] TB: Great.
[12:39] KM: And also you let TE get away.
[12:39] KM: Good going.
[12:39] TB: |'m not go|ng to keep a poss|bly-volat|le schem|ng al|en on a collar |f | want h|m to f|ght for us.
[12:39] TB: That's just bad pol|cy.
[12:40] KM: Okay, I guess that makes sense in a weird alien way except it does not. First thing's first, I'm gonna totally spy on the main group.
[12:40] TB: Good luck w|th that.
[12:41] TB: | bet the Vo|d th|ng blocks you though.
[12:41] KM: ...Given how arbitrary this magic stuff is, I'm going to actually agree with that.
[12:41] KM: Hmmm. Why not spy on one of the intruders, then?
[12:41] KM: Mainly the one threatening to murder everyone.
[12:42] TB: Well, |f he catches you, there's a pretty decent chance he'll make your head explode.
[12:42] TB: But | don't know |f he can even do that.
[12:43] KM: That is a chance I am willing to take. I have already died once, after all.
[12:43] TB: /\ctually, |f my other selves g|ve me a good est|mate, your alternate death count |s somewhere around 348.
[12:43] TB: G|ve or take a couple due to explos|ons.
[12:43] KM: Great. What's the alternate death count of one of the non-Seers?
[12:44] KM: Just for comparison.
[12:44] TB: Well, Dane|lle's got around 600, /\lex has about th|rty, Steve's got a couple here and there, and | can't keep track of Cla|re at all.
[12:45] TB: Oh, and | lost count of M|khael's.
[12:46] KM: Right. Okay. Uhhhh... here goes nothing then! Last time I just said some motivating words and focused my mind on Emily. Here goes-
[12:46] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering testingBeta [TB] at 00:46 --

>Mimi: Attempt to See what exactly Evil TE is doing.

[5+7+10]

((Not too shabby of a roll but who knows what the difficulty level is on this stuff))

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Attempt to See what exactly Evil TE is doing.

You focus your abilities again, and see Evil TE tearing frogs apart with his bare hands.

You probably didn't have to see that.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[01:18] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering testingBeta [TB] at 01:18 --
[01:18] KM: Are frogs important?
[01:18] KM: I hope frogs aren't important.
[01:18] TB: Sort of.
[01:19] KM: Right. Great.
[01:19] TB: Why?
[01:19] KM: My powers worked and TE is apparently trying to commit frog genocide.
[01:19] KM: With his bare hands.
[01:19] TB: Well, better than genoc|de of pretty much anyth|ng else.
[01:19] TB: S|nce they're supposed to be ecto-summoned anyways.
[01:20] KM: I guess so. Anyway let's head out now. To the gaaaate!
[01:20] TB: Ok.
[01:20] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering testingBeta [TB] at 01:20 --

>Mimi: TO THE GAAAAAATE

[TherosPherae]

TE: Float through the dream rooms. If you need to talk to someone, they're probably up there.

CA: Keep screaming. At least he's not trying to kill you now.

Evil TE: Try to find something more sentient to kill. These frogs don't seem to be giving a rat's ass that you're mass-murdering them, and that's no fun.

TB: ONWARD.

CC: Typhoon up in this shit.
Yeah, you're bored. Might as well get some amusement out of your mode of transport. You use the wind to whip up a typhoon, which you then use to launch yourself in a random direction, where you proceed to make yet another typhoon and repeat the process. You play this game of typhoon pinball for a while until you eventually get going fast enough to launch yourself into planetary orbit. Whoops. At least you should be able to see gates from here.

RL: "You guys go ahead. I'm going to try to fix this bullshit excuse for an inventory system, and keep an eye on.... that." She gestures to the Dersite.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: TO THE GAAAAAATE

TB: ONWARD.

You both exit the factory and make your way toward the hill where the Gate is. It'll take some time to reach.

TE: Float through the dream rooms. If you need to talk to someone, they're probably up there.

>Mikhael and Emily: Realize you are no longer alone.

CA: Keep screaming. At least he's not trying to kill you now.

Yeah, you figure you can do that. The screaming is somewhat obscured whenever you get slapped though.

Evil TE: Try to find something more sentient to kill. These frogs don't seem to be giving a rat's ass that you're mass-murdering them, and that's no fun.

The trouble is, you don't know where to look! It sure would be easier if you knew what consorts this planet has and where they live, but you can't recall off hand.

CC: Typhoon up in this shit.
Yeah, you're bored. Might as well get some amusement out of your mode of transport. You use the wind to whip up a typhoon, which you then use to launch yourself in a random direction, where you proceed to make yet another typhoon and repeat the process. You play this game of typhoon pinball for a while until you eventually get going fast enough to launch yourself into planetary orbit. Whoops. At least you should be able to see gates from here.

Not only can you see two return nodes, you can also see the seven gates. You could check out the player's house, if you wanted.

RL: "You guys go ahead. I'm going to try to fix this bullshit excuse for an inventory system, and keep an eye on.... that." She gestures to the Dersite.

"UH, OKAY." Alex looks over to Claire and Steve. "SO, ARE EITHER OF YOU COMING?"

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Not another douche you don't even know. Continue paranoia of new people.

[applesauce machine]

>Emily: Don't notice on account of being too preoccupied with being neurotic about someone entering your room and possibly seeing your-- uh, your... whaddo you mean "your", you didn't say anything nope.

[SirAaronIII]

"don't see why not. it might be one of those snakes getting bullied, or some kind of mystery helper from prospit. it's worth at least a quick peek."

[Blade Master Model 42]

>BT: Finish slapping the alien.

You drop CA on the ground after slapping him back and forth for a good five minutes, and place your boot on his neck, which should shut him up, at least a little.  You suggest that, perhaps, CA might have reconsidered about revealing his motivation for seeking out the Mage to you, hm?

"don't see why not. it might be one of those snakes getting bullied, or some kind of mystery helper from prospit. it's worth at least a quick peek."

Alex and Claire set forth in the direction of the screaming and shouting, but shortly after they depart it ceases. "LET'S JUST KEEP GOING, THEY CAN'T BE TOO FAR."

>Mikhael, Emily, and TE: Realize one of you will eventually need to talk. Or find something kinky, anyway.

[TherosPherae]

CA: NOPE. PUNCH HIM IN THE KNEE.

Evil TE: Go a'huntin'. Genocide frogs as you move, since they seem to be EVERYWHERE

CC: Check out one of the gates above the house. Any random gate'll do.

TE: Poke the big guy. "hello?"

[The Fool]

Steve looks around to see that Alex and Claire are walking away. He must have not been paying attention. How un-ninja-like.

"whAt? W-wAiT foR me!"

>Steve: Try to catch up.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Steve looks around to see that Alex and Claire are walking away. He must have not been paying attention. How un-ninja-like.

"whAt? W-wAiT foR me!"

>Steve: Try to catch up.

Steve is immediately lost in the jungle, never to be seen again.

Not really. He catches up to Claire and Alex fairly easily. Alex waves jovially.