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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Riccto]

>Troy: "I've come back t00 ask a few questions of yourself if y00u s00 mind Echinda. Why d00 y00u furr0w the land? What is y00ur purpose here? and finally. what am I supp00sed to acc00mplish here?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Not to be rude, but:

>Mikhael: Investigate room.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Not to be rude, but:

>Mikhael: Investigate room.

It's a dream room like yours. Just as spartan, just as purple. The real strange factor is the fact that Brian isn't here. You think you can see some stuff under the bed, but you can't tell what it is from here.

>Troy: "I've come back t00 ask a few questions of yourself if y00u s00 mind Echinda. Why d00 y00u furr0w the land? What is y00ur purpose here? and finally. what am I supp00sed to acc00mplish here?

"I furrow the land because it is required. My purpose here is to rule. And the only thing you are meant to accomplish here is to leave. Begone." Well. Perhaps not so friendly after all.

"Okay, I probably shouldn't draw this out because someone might notice." Mimi picks up her rapier again. "I hope this heals up soon. And I don't normally say that to shady-looking, one-color carapace people."

>Mimi: Step on DA and stab his left arm.

[10+8+I'm never in combat anymore bawww so I forget my bonus, maybe 11?]

Doesn't matter, no combat roll required.

You gank DA in the arm for good measure. You should probably get out of here though, sooner or later, those Dersites are gonna be here, and it would probably be for the best if they didn't follow you back. At the very least, you should at least get well away from them.

[freeformschooler]

Mimi leaned down towards DA. "Thanks for your help, by the way. I hope we meet again on friendlier terms."

>Mimi: Head back through the portal.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Blade, I was talking about what was in the room, not what it was. The Dream room is suppost to be a carbon copy of the Players real room.

[Riccto]

>Troy: "Last questi00n. What is the task the Seer of Space has t00 c00mplete here?"

[TherosPherae]

RL: See if you can sylla-stash the Dersite for later interrogation. Forget that your sylladex is a bitch when it comes to giving you stuff back.

CA: GOD-TIER PIMPSLAP.

TE-Prince: Figure out where you are and where the closest potential for mass murder is.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Everything comes together (click to show/hide)

[02:28] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 14:28 --
[02:28] KM: Hello, Troy.
[02:29] PA: hell00
[02:29] KM: I must say: you've surprised me.
[02:29] PA: h00w s00?
[02:29] KM: I've been looking for leads that might lead us to gaining an upper hand in this session, but I've been looking in the wrong places this whole time.
[02:29] KM: You, in fact, have all of the leads.
[02:30] PA: Oh. Y00u're refering t00 my man 00n the inside? 00r the Echinda thing that hasnt g00ne very far?
[02:31] KM: The former thing. Not only are you apparently going about the game as expected, but you've also managed to ally with the one Dersite who's likely to help us.
[02:31] KM: I met with him earlier. He mistakenly captured the new girl.
[02:32] PA: 00h, s00rry ab00ut that. i green-lighted that f00r him thinking that it was 00ne 00f the intruders 00r s00mething. but he has been helpful 00therwise. him and I we're l0000king t00wards the t00p.
[02:33] KM: Towards the top? Wait, are you actively trying to help him commit regicide?
[02:33] PA: yes.
[02:33] KM: Excellent.
[02:33] KM: The faster the better, though. According to Steve's insights, the Derse royalty has their own plans.
[02:34] PA: I havent br00ught it up bef00re thinking that m00st 00f 00ur c00-players react negetively t00 Dersites.
[02:34] PA: ah, s00 n00w we are placed under m00re c00nstraints, assuming y00u've freed the new girl that means he faces m00re pressure fr00m the t00p.
[02:35] KM: Nay, we worked out a plan for that. I beat him up a little to make it look like we foiled him so they can go back to targeting us.
[02:35] PA: w00nderful.
[02:36] KM: Our co-players would probably not react negatively to this, but I do have one warning: don't let Alex know.
[02:36] KM: He has a special grudge against Derse.
[02:37] PA: understandable. I need t00 check in with the agent after he's rec00vered, he's been a pretty g0000d insight 00n Derse 00perati00ns 00n m00st w00rlds. feel free t00 ask any time thr00ugh me.
[02:37] KM: There is one pressing question I forgot to ask him that I'd like you to relay to him later.
[02:38] PA: sh0000t
[02:38] KM: Mainly: are the higher-ups planning to assassinate the Derse dreamers?
[02:38] KM: I've been telling everyone on Derse to find a place to hide other than their tower because they know at least one of the dreamers is spying on them.
[02:40] PA: g00tcha. 00n the 00ther side 00f things we need t00 watch00ut f00r the derse warmachine in general. 00n my w00rld they were giving pr00sipit quite the p00unding thr00ugh their submarines. S00, thr00wing a liberal am00unt 00f m00nkey wrenches int00 their c00gs w00uld be w00nderful.
[02:40] KM: Hmm. I know a few people who could help with that, but absolutely none of them would be willing.
[02:41] PA: ?
[02:41] KM: You may not have seen them yet, but I'm traveling with two of the intruders we talked to a while ago in pesterchum memos.
[02:42] PA: 00h. glean anything useful fr00m them?
[02:42] KM: Oh, plenty. TB is on our side at the moment, but weakened, and he's my main source of information on SBURB. There are a few more in the session, from what I understand. They're rogues, though, and seek only their own goals.
[02:43] PA: s00 that puts the c00unt at precisely: A Shit-T00n.
[02:43] PA: 00f intruders that want t00 ruin everything.
[02:43] KM: Thankfully, they seem to all be fighting each other, so we can probably ignore them right now.
[02:44] PA: w00nderful. I havent heard fr00m LH in awhile s00 I am h00peful that he is brawling his brains 00ut with the 00ther intruders.
[02:44] KM: I have. Last I heard from him, he was attempting to hold off the most dangerous intruder in the session.
[02:45] PA: Oh my. Checking his state 00f alive-ness may be imp00rtant then.
[02:46] KM: Yes. His motivations are unclear, but he at least wants to protect the integrity of the session for now.
[02:48] PA: he is a strange fell00w. well all 00f the intruders are. But he hasnt try t00 kill the sessi00n yet s00 that puts him 00n the s00me-what-decent-invite-00nly-when-inviting-50-g00rrilli00n-00ther-pe00ple list
[02:50] KM: Oh yes, I forgot to ask: which Land are you in right now?
[02:50] PA: the 00ne with all the cany00ns and g00ats. I just g00t d00ne talking t00 Echinda. she wasnt very friendly.
[02:51] KM: Oh!
[02:51] KM: Oh. That's my Land.
[02:52] PA: H00w w00nderful then!
[02:52] KM: Did you ask her what I was supposed to do there? Every player has their own quest on their Land.
[02:52] PA: n00. sh00uld ask what the seer 00f blah needs t00 d00?
[02:53] KM: If you don't mind. Seer of Space, though. I may not be able to complete it now, but if I come back around later on, perhaps I can help.
[02:54] PA: g00tcha.
[02:55] KM: Thank you, Troy. I will be going through a portal now, so perhaps we may meet up eventually. Ta-ta.
[02:55] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 14:55 --

>Troy: "Last questi00n. What is the task the Seer of Space has t00 c00mplete here?"

Well that was fast.

[Blade Master Model 42]

suppost to be

See, look what that implies?

Well that was fast.

How can you expect to get him to do things

WHEN HE IS ALREADY DOING THEM?

>Troy: "Last questi00n. What is the task the Seer of Space has t00 c00mplete here?"

"That is a discussion reserved for her and myself."

RL: See if you can sylla-stash the Dersite for later interrogation. Forget that your sylladex is a bitch when it comes to giving you stuff back.

You try captchalogging the Dersite, but your sylladex refuses to cooperate. Huh, usually it's your fetch modus that does that.

CA: GOD-TIER PIMPSLAP.

You reach back one hand and deliver a slap that makes your opponent's head ring. Unfortunately, your fingers now sting like the dickens because he is wearing a helmet.

He recovers, and swings his sword straight at your head. You dodge, at least partly, but he clips one of your horns with the blade. It hurts a lot.

TE-Prince: Figure out where you are and where the closest potential for mass murder is.

Judging from all of the frogs, you would guess that you're on the Rogue's planet. You don't really know where any of the consorts congregate on this planet though.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Head back through the portal.

Also by extension TB/TE I guess since Theros can't control all of the puppets all of the time.

[applesauce machine]

Not to be rude, but:

>Mikhael: Investigate room.

It's a dream room like yours. Just as spartan, just as purple. The real strange factor is the fact that Brian isn't here. You think you can see some stuff under the bed, but you can't tell what it is from here.

Blade, I was talking about what was in the room, not what it was. The Dream room is suppost to be a carbon copy of the Players real room.

that sounds like something I should do, but it's in-game so it should be Blade, but I know what's... hmm.

Also, does investigate mean you're gonna walk over and look at stuff? If so, then >Emily: Follow close behind and make sure he doesn't see anything you don't want him to (i.e. about half your stuff).

[Blade Master Model 42]

Apples, you know what's in your room better than I do.

[TherosPherae]

>Mimi: Head back through the portal.

Also by extension TB/TE I guess since Theros can't control all of the puppets all of the time.

CHALLENGE: ACCEPTED

TE: Don't follow through the portal.
Yeah, you're not going to go back yet. You've just sort of got a feeling that you need to talk to somebody here. You take off without really noticing, flying in the general direction of Derse's moon.

TB: Hey, where'd TE go?
Well, your Page is lost, your Mind is wracked. Not really, you figure he must've got the scent of other-him, the windy bitch he was whining about, or something else. You don't really know what's up, but you figure you can always run the tracker again if you need to find him, since you know that it works now. You jump through the portal, since you don't particularly want to lose your one excuse to be running around in the session.

CA: LEVEL 2 SWEARTECH: BABY SCREAMING IN PAIN
You immediately regret not leveling up your Sweartech tree, as this situation would totally justify some higher-level swearing. You just yell incoherently at your stinging horn instead.

Someone: Hear CA yelling. (Was going to have it be RL, but I'd rather let someone else participate in my incredibly silly puppet shenanigans.)

TE-Prince: Make a few thousand orders of frog's-leg sandwiches with a side of frogs.

CC: Be mad.
You totally have the handle on that. I mean seriously, who designed this place? You haven't found a single gate, and it's all just water and shiny things. No dirt or plants or anything, no, just freaking water and crystals and it's stupid and annoying. You've got half a mind to typhoon the shit out of this place just for being so monotonous. If you were an Earthling, you would compare this to driving through Kansas. But you're not, so you don't. You just fly on in boredom instead. YAWN.

I think that's all of the puppets. Now for RL.

RL: Fiddle with sylladex and fetch modus. Break something and spew meaningless plot trinkets everywhere.

[Johnfalcon99977]

CA: LEVEL 2 SWEARTECH: BABY SCREAMING IN PAIN
You immediately regret not leveling up your Sweartech tree, as this situation would totally justify some higher-level swearing. You just yell incoherently at your stinging horn instead.

Someone: Hear CA yelling. (Was going to have it be RL, but I'd rather let someone else participate in my incredibly silly puppet shenanigans.)

I don't think your getting out of this that easily

[Blade Master Model 42]

TE: Don't follow through the portal.
Yeah, you're not going to go back yet. You've just sort of got a feeling that you need to talk to somebody here. You take off without really noticing, flying in the general direction of Derse's moon.

Lucky for you, a majority of Derse's population is still freaking out about CC. No one notices you lazily listing toward the moon in the confusion.

TB: Hey, where'd TE go?
Well, your Page is lost, your Mind is wracked. Not really, you figure he must've got the scent of other-him, the windy bitch he was whining about, or something else. You don't really know what's up, but you figure you can always run the tracker again if you need to find him, since you know that it works now. You jump through the portal, since you don't particularly want to lose your one excuse to be running around in the session.

You and Mimi head back through the portal. Emily too, but only because you're hauling her. You wonder when this broad is gonna wake up.

CA: LEVEL 2 SWEARTECH: BABY SCREAMING IN PAIN
You immediately regret not leveling up your Sweartech tree, as this situation would totally justify some higher-level swearing. You just yell incoherently at your stinging horn instead.

As you wail and carry on, BT lifts you by your collar. You have no time to react before he starts slapping you back and forth across the face. That metal gauntlet is likely to leave several marks.

>Jungle-gang: Hear faint screaming in the distance

"ANYONE ELSE HEAR THAT?"

TE-Prince: Make a few thousand orders of frog's-leg sandwiches with a side of frogs.

Casual animal violence is the new mustache twirl. You get down to some petty cruelty.

RL: Fiddle with sylladex and fetch modus. Break something and spew meaningless plot trinkets everywhere.

Alex's inquiry is interrupted by a sudden volcano of assorted goods spewing forth from your broken fetch modus. How did you even do that?