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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikhael: Investigate. Whats the worst that can happen, after all?

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Take the most convenient route to go beat the shit out of the Basilisk. Then proceed to beat the shit out of the Basilisk.

[7,9]+12-1=27.

You move away from the unconscious Dersite and wallop the Basilisk over the head for 16 damage. It turns and hisses at you.

Claire's turn.

CC: Sudden realization you're the reason for the sirens. Go steal an airship with the few Theif powers you have and fly awaaaay.

You decide that if they're going to throw bullets at you, you get to take one of their flying battleships. It's only fair. You fly down to the docks, dodging sniper fire as you go, and head for the first battleship you see. It looks like it's just about ready to head for the battlefield.

>Mikhael: Investigate. Whats the worst that can happen, after all?

You head toward what you thought you saw, but lose track of it. However, you're fairly certain it was headed in the direction of the Dream Sphere towers.

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Move to the space northeast of Danielle, and attack basilisk.
[3,10 + 12] = 25
[1,7 + 12] = 20

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Claire: Move to the space northeast of Danielle, and attack basilisk.
[3,10 + 12] = 25
[1,7 + 12] = 20

You slash at the basilisk for 19 damage. It's starting to look winded, and rounds on you, prepared to strike, but is caught in the back of the head by Alex's axe, and it suffers 17 damage.

The basilisk, having forgotten Claire, turns back to Alex and bites thin air, as the Mage YOUTH ROLLS out of the way of the attack.


Steve's turn.

Also: Everyone please refer to the latest post in the OOC, unless you don't want swag new character unique abilities for some reason.

[The Fool]

Steve: Shift right and attack.

[4,5+11] = 20

[Johnfalcon99977]

Mikhael: To the dream towers it is then.

[freeformschooler]

"I know she was right here. I wasn't gone that long. She wouldn't just leave us like that... right?" Mimi brushed around through the grass with TB watching. Emily's scent was still fresh, or would have been if Mimi took the time to smell anything. Instead, after about thirty seconds she threw her arms in the air in frustration.

"You said Seers gain their powers gradually, right? Maybe I'm approaching this the wrong way. I've brute forced my way through the game with skills I only pretended to have, paying little attention to the subtler aspects of it. Perhaps it's time I fulfill my role as the Seer of Space."

Mimi put all her thought into Emily - how long she was alone, how far she could have gone in that time, all the places she could have headed off to - and closed her eyes.

"I wonder, TB... how does a Seer see?"

>Seer: See.



[Title Power: 7+9+10]

[Johnfalcon99977]

-snip-

*Nothing Happens!*

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Seer: See.
[Title Power: 7+9+10]

You focus on seeing Emily, wherever she might be, and your vision suddenly reasserts itself, as if you were hovering over her.

And her captor. You can clearly see an Agent of Derse carrying Mimi on his shoulder, walking into one of the factories. You can feel the distance to this place, and you know it isn't far. This factory is completely inactive, and there is a purple plate on the floor. As the Derse Agent steps onto it, he disappears.

You lose track of your friend, and you perceive your immediate surroundings once again.

Steve: Shift right and attack.

[4,5+11] = 20

You close the distance to the basilisk and bring your tonfa down over its head. The monster finally gives up the ghost, and vanishes in a puff of grist.

Alex sits down on the ground and starts whining. Looks like the battle is over.

Mikhael: To the dream towers it is then.

You make your way to the dream towers, and they come into view just as someone slips into one of them! You realize it's Brian's dream sphere too.

[SirAaronIII]

I would like to reroll my entire hand, please.

[TherosPherae]

I would like to collect The Return, and then reroll everything except the Emerald Contraband. Still savin' it for alchemy later.
RL: Go tie the Dersite to a tree. Prepare the information extraction method.

CC: Go surfing. Except instead of a board, you have a battleship full of terrified Dersites, and instead of water you have a little bit of breeze you stashed away.

CA: What are you even up to? Haven't you found a gate yet?
Look, it's hot and travel is hard, okay? You did find a gate though, so you jump through it and land floating several miles above... geez, you don't even know whose house this is. Might as well go see.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I would like to reroll my entire hand, please.

Assuming that you want all alchemized equipment, you receive...

Clawsword
R.R.Rocket
Algid Athame

I would like to collect The Return, and then reroll everything except the Emerald Contraband. Still savin' it for alchemy later.

You re-draw Halberd's bite, as well as a portable computer.

RL: Go tie the Dersite to a tree. Prepare the information extraction method.

You grab the unconscious Dersite, and haul him over to a tree, where you proceed to tie him up. Alex fusses around in his sylladex.

CC: Go surfing. Except instead of a board, you have a battleship full of terrified Dersites, and instead of water you have a little bit of breeze you stashed away.

You have a fully gassed up Dersite battleship, so rather than simply pilot it away, you shove it out of the dock with the Windy Thing. This may have been for the best though, as the wind moves it around fairly erratically, sparing it most of the fire from Derse's weapon batteries and the fire from other battleships.

CA: What are you even up to? Haven't you found a gate yet?
Look, it's hot and travel is hard, okay? You did find a gate though, so you jump through it and land floating several miles above... geez, you don't even know whose house this is. Might as well go see.

Which Gate did he even go through? The selection has too many locations and places.

[TherosPherae]

I would like to collect The Return, and then reroll everything except the Emerald Contraband. Still savin' it for alchemy later.

You re-draw Halberd's bite, as well as a portable computer.

gog dammit.

RL: Fuss around in your sylladex looking for ice. Become mad when you find it all melted and you won't get to shove it in the Dersite's ears.

Which Gate did he even go through? The selection has too many locations and places.

I was kind of going to leave that up to you so I don't mess up too much of the weird plot shit with my zillion trolls.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Grandmeister Spacebitch, Part 1 (click to show/hide)

[12:55] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering testingBeta [TB] at 00:55 --
[12:55] KM: ...Wow.
[12:55] TB: What?
[12:55] KM: I think... I just had a vision.
[12:55] KM: But I wasn't asleep.
[12:55] TB: Way to go, Seer.
[12:55] KM: Superpowers rule!
[12:56] KM: Except for right now. This is pretty bad.
[12:56] TB: Th|s probably has someth|ng to do w|th B|tchy McWh|ne, doesn't |t
[12:56] KM: Yes. It does.
[12:56] TB: Damm|t.
[12:56] KM: A dersite agent took her to an inactive factory not far away.
[12:57] KM: Then they both disappeared on some kind of purple plate.
[12:57] TB: Taht would be a telepad of some sort, probably go|ng to Derse.
[12:57] KM: ...Without her dreamself?
[12:58] TB: Her dreamself |s probably there too, and |f the agent's as dumb as they usually are, she's probably got her dreamself float|ng around r|ght now
[12:58] TB: Wh|ch rem|nds me, | need to bug TE to f|gure out why he ended up here |nstead of out near Derse l|ke | planned
[12:58] KM: Uh oh. As much as I'd say we should let this one sort itself out, Derse is KIND OF against us right now and Emily is a total newbie.
[12:59] TB: So we're go|ng to have to go save her ass aga|n.
[12:59] KM: Yes!
[12:59] TB: Great.
[12:59] TB: |'ll tell our fr|endly ne|ghborhood m|ndscrew to get h|s stuff ready, becuase we're go|ng off to Derse.
[12:59] KM: We will be the big damn heroes, crashing through a Derse wall like kool-aid men.
[01:00] TB: Not |f we want to stay al|ve we won't.
[01:00] KM: Oh yeah. Stealth and all that.
[01:00] TB: We'll be runn|ng |n, probably knock|ng that arse unconsc|ous, grabb|ng B|tchy McWh|ne, and runn|ng l|ke hell.
[01:00] TB: Preferably before her dreamself not|ces.
[01:00] TB: Or, worse, before the Queen not|ces
[01:01] KM: Oh yeah, probably a good idea. Let's see... I wonder what the closest factory is aside from Wormtopia?
[01:01] TB: Heck |f | know.
[01:01] TB: D|dn't your we|rd space sh|t tell you?
[01:01] KM: I'm getting a general sense, but not specific directions.
[01:02] TB: Well that's a shame.
[01:03] KM: Maybe I need to be higher on my echeladder before more spells open up? Like in the roleplaying tabletops.
[01:03] TB: Or maybe you just need to get further through the game.
[01:03] KM: Probably.
[01:03] KM: Anyway, let's head out.
[01:03] TB: So we're just go|ng to wander unt|l we f|nd |t?
[01:04] KM: Well, there's two directions we've already explored. One...
[01:04] -- kineticMoonlight [KM]  points --
[01:04] TB: That leads to slamanders, f|re, and general pa|n.
[01:04] KM: ...is the village.
[01:04] TB: The other must be where we're go|ng.
[01:04] KM: No. Opposite, roughly, of the village, is the abandoned factory.
[01:04] KM: That leaves two directions.
[01:05] TB: Good for you, Sherlock.
[01:05] KM: Yes. I am sleuthing.
[01:05] KM: Let's pick one and walk. If it takes too long, we'll head around the other way.
[01:06] TB: Or we could just walk around the ent|re planet.
[01:06] TB: |t doesn't take as long as you'd th|nk, really.
[01:06] KM: Huh.
[01:06] KM: Wait.
[01:06] KM: Can you fly?
[01:06] TB: Yes...
[01:06] TB: Oh.
[01:07] KM: Yes.
[01:07] TB: That would be a very, very bad |dea.
[01:07] KM: NO. It is an awesome idea.
[01:07] TB: No |t |sn't.
[01:07] KM: Why noooooooooooooooooo
[01:07] TB: You know, she's the kn|ght of BRE/\TH for a reason.
[01:08] KM: Are you saying you are frail and nerdy?
[01:08] TB: The w|nds around planets w|th heroes of breath usually have very.. errat|c w|nd patterns and weather.
[01:08] KM: Oh.
[01:08] KM: DANGIT.
[01:08] TB: No, |'m say|ng |'d end up a sol|d two m|les away |f | d|dn't get launched away |n the f|rst place.
[01:08] TB: |'ve done that. |t |sn't fun.
[01:09] TB: E|ther way, fly|ng would be a bad |dea w|thout some sort of tether.
[01:09] KM: Tether? Hmm... probably.
[01:10] KM: I don't think I have anything like that. I guess we're walking for now.
[01:10] TB: W/\lk|ng |t |s.
[01:10] KM: Onward we go!
[01:10] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering testingBeta [TB] at 01:10 --

Spoiler: Grandmeister Spacebitch, Part 2 (click to show/hide)

[01:10] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 01:10 --
[01:10] KM: Hey, Danielle.
[01:10] RL: Sup
[01:10] RL: Kinda busy at the moment
[01:10] RL: About to torture the shit out of some Dersite, make it quick
[01:11] KM: This may be a bad time... but is Steve asleep?
[01:11] RL: Good question.
[01:11] RL: Not as far as I can see.
[01:11] RL: Since he kind of just finished off a basilisk, resulting in a boatload of grist
[01:11] KM: I haven't been able to get ahold of him. Before he falls asleep next time, let him know to look out for a blonde headed girl being carried by a Dersite agent.
[01:12] KM: That is, if we don't get to her first.
[01:12] RL: And are you telling the other Derse buddies, or are we just alerting Steve because of weird ninja shit?
[01:13] KM: Steve would be best at it. I'm telling the other Dersite dreamers who I can get in contact with.
[01:13] RL: Alright.
[01:13] RL: I'll pass it along after I'm done getting info out of this shitbag.
[01:13] KM: The new player's been kidnapped, I finally learned to use my powers and a green space stud crashed into this planet on top of the other green space stud.
[01:13] KM: I'll leave you to it now.
[01:13] RL: wat
[01:13] KM: Long story.
[01:14] RL: Well, I was going to wake the Derse ass up with some ice, but this might be more important.
[01:14] RL: You've got green space shit flying everywhere?
[01:14] KM: It's not important. The green space shit projectiles are largely harmless.
[01:15] RL: Make sure they stay that way.
[01:15] KM: Alright.
[01:15] KM: See ya' now.
[01:15] RL: See ya.
[01:15] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 01:15 --

Spoiler: Grandmeister Spacebitch, Part 3 (click to show/hide)

[01:16] -- testingBeta [TB] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 01:16 --
[01:16] TB: SO.
[01:16] KM: So?
[01:16] TB: /\pparently more than one al|en asshat tr|ed to use my portal.
[01:16] KM: What?
[01:16] TB: /\nd accord|ng to TE, the one who d|d |t f|rst |s pretty much the hugest of b|tches.
[01:16] TB: /\lthough | suspect he's b|ased.
[01:17] KM: Oh God. Not more flying space bitches.
[01:17] TB: /\nyways, just thought |'d clue you |n, s|nce there's apparently 2 w|ndy b|tches on derse now.
[01:17] KM: Oh. That's dandy. Can I talk to TE?
[01:17] TB: Three |f you count dreamselves, wh|ch |s just we|rd w|ndy sh|t.
[01:17] TB: Sure.
[01:17] KM: I would like to get in contact with this girl then.
[01:17] TB: Remember, though.
[01:17] TB: M|nd games.
[01:17] KM: Yes.
[01:17] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering testingBeta [TB] at 01:17 --

Spoiler: Grandmeister Spacebitch, Part 4 (click to show/hide)

[01:18] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering toenailEater [TE] at 01:18 --
[01:18] KM: Hey, TE.
[01:18] TE: [hey]
[01:18] KM: You mentioned there was more than one windy space bitch on Derse?
[01:18] TE: [I +ake i+ +E men+ioned +he windy bi+ch]
[01:18] KM: Yes.
[01:18] TE: [Yep]
[01:18] KM: I want to talk to her. Does she have a chumhandle or something like that?
[01:18] TE: [She's af+er some+hing I kind of +ook from her]
[01:19] TE: [Yeah, al+hough I don'+ know if i+'ll work.]
[01:19] TE: [Weird universe shi+ and all.]
[01:19] KM: Alright, I'll give it a shot then. Thanks.
[01:19] TE: [Why do you need +o +alk +o s+upid windy space bi+ch +hough?]
[01:19] KM: Greet her. Analyze the threat she poses to our success. See if she's a hinderance or a compliment to our journey.
[01:20] TE: [Well I can +ell you +ha+.]
[01:20] KM: Oh?
[01:20] TE: [She's a self-cen+ered menace, focused on herself and wha+ she wan+s.]
[01:20] TE: [If she manages +o find wha+ she's af+er, she'll probably jus+ raid everyone's houses for swee+ loo+ and +hen leave like an arse.]
[01:21] KM: Gah! Do you know if the portal she entered through goes two ways?
[01:21] KM: Otherwise I doubt she'll have much luck leaving.
[01:21] TE: [+ha+'s +B's s+uff.]
[01:21] TE: [Bu+ I +hink i+ was one-way.]
[01:21] KM: Ah, right.
[01:21] TE: [Bu+ +ha+ won'+ s+op her from +rying.]
[01:22] KM: Hmmm. I still may be able to make her useful.
[01:22] TE: [Good luck. You'll need i+.]
[01:22] KM: What's her chumhandle?
[01:22] TE: Her +ag's convenientClaymore.
[01:23] KM: Alright. Talk to you in a minute.
[01:23] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering toenailEater [TE] at 01:23 --

Spoiler: Grandmeister Spacebitch, Part 5 (click to show/hide)

[01:23] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering convenientClaymore [CC] at 01:23 --
[01:23] KM: Hello.
[01:23] CC: hello, you've reached the crazy wind hotline
[01:23] KM: Welcome to the Land of Fuck-ups and Intruders.
[01:23] CC: we'd like to help you, but currently we're all busy hijacking some shit
[01:24] KM: Hijacking? Really?
[01:24] CC: duh?
[01:24] CC: wait
[01:24] CC: who the hell are you?
[01:24] KM: I'm Grandmeister Spacebitch.
[01:25] CC: well what do you want, spacebitch?
[01:25] CC: i've got shit to find
[01:25] CC: and i don't have time to deal with novices
[01:25] KM: I'm looking for a deal. I may be able to trade you for your assistance.
[01:26] CC: a deal you say
[01:26] KM: I hear something's been taken from you.
[01:26] CC: you win the slowest information leak award
[01:26] KM: I know where to find the one who possesses it.
[01:26] KM: He's not where you think he be.
[01:26] CC: oh, so you know where stupid greenmunch went
[01:26] CC: good for you
[01:26] CC: i'll get him eventually
[01:27] KM: Wait, if it's not him you're looking for, what is it?
[01:27] CC: a windy thing
[01:27] CC: looks kinda like a hurricane
[01:27] CC: green assmunch used it as a crutch weapons until he left
[01:27] CC: but i need it
[01:27] KM: And you don't think he has it now?
[01:27] CC: he doesn't
[01:27] CC: he told me
[01:27] CC: dur
[01:27] CC: get on the knowledge train
[01:28] KM: Where do you think it's gone off to?
[01:28] CC: wherever the bugger died, probably
[01:28] CC: unless he had a chance to nab it off his own corpse
[01:28] CC: so i'll check around skaia first, since that's where godtier folks tend to migrate to
[01:28] KM: In that case, I have that information too.
[01:28] KM: I'd recommend not going too close to Skaia.
[01:28] CC: oh really
[01:29] CC: is that a challenge
[01:29] KM: There's a... "bonus boss" floating somewhere around there.
[01:29] CC: because we over here at crazy wind can handle some wicked biznasty shit
[01:29] CC: bonus boss?
[01:29] CC: we didn't get any bonus boss
[01:29] CC: what kind of bullshit are you trying to pull here
[01:29] KM: Well, we do, and it's all greenmunch's fault.
[01:30] CC: next thing you know you'll be telling me you got an error box from your comptuer and that you need my banking info to fix it
[01:30] KM: He died and split into two. One half, the harmless version, I presume won the game with you.
[01:30] CC: everything being green assmunch's fault is pretty normal around here
[01:30] CC: wait what
[01:31] KM: In simpler terms, TE double-ascended.
[01:31] CC: of course
[01:31] KM: The other, incredibly deadly half is now floating about where I said he was.
[01:31] CC: even when he's become a perfect organism, he has to piss everything up
[01:31] CC: little bastard.
[01:31] KM: I can give you a starter hint as to where to start looking, though.
[01:32] CC: well it's been about an hour since he ascended
[01:32] CC: so he probably hasn't had time to find his corpse yet
[01:32] CC: especially dealing with skaia shit
[01:32] KM: Given that one part of the same meteor the original, non-ascended TB landed on crashed into this planet, it's likely that the other parts split off and hit other, nearby planets.
[01:32] CC: so i'll just jump over to LoPaT and grab it, then be off
[01:33] CC: oh man, this is a really convoluted con
[01:33] CC: whoever you are, spacebitch, you're probably better off in the funny farm
[01:33] KM: It gets more convoluted depending on how long you're willing to listen.
[01:33] CC: well i'm currently working on getting this thing running
[01:33] KM: But even if you don't believe any of this shit... if you see a floating green space dude, get out of there.
[01:33] CC: but this amuses me more
[01:33] CC: carry on
[01:34] CC: oh yeah i'm gonna run from little green buttmunch.
[01:34] CC: that's definitely a good idea.
[01:34] CC: running from the little bastard who can't do anything right
[01:34] CC: did you know he once took my arm
[01:34] KM: Really now?
[01:34] CC: and he couldn't even keep the thing gone
[01:34] KM: Wait a minute.
[01:34] KM: Are YOU a green skinned space babe?
[01:34] CC: i ascended and poof i got my arm back
[01:35] CC: shit no
[01:35] KM: Then how...
[01:35] KM: Never mind.
[01:35] CC: blue is where its at
[01:35] KM: Blue. Right.
[01:35] CC: i even got this neat blue outfit out of the deal
[01:35] CC: so getting back on topic
[01:35] CC: whats the deal you want to make, spacebitch?
[01:36] CC: assuming you aren't batshit insane
[01:36] KM: Yes. Back on topic, I could get you the exact location of TE's original corpse, or at least the exact planet it's on.
[01:36] KM: In exchange for a little help.
[01:36] CC: you're really funny you know
[01:36] KM: What now?
[01:37] CC: it's over on LoPaT, where the little bastard ascended
[01:37] CC: gonna have to ask him how he did that disappearing act sometime
[01:37] KM: Wait, how do you know that? Just a minute ago you were saying he was on Skaia.
[01:37] CC: hiding away while all the game shit goes on then showing up at the end
[01:37] CC: well yeah i thought he madea  diversion
[01:37] CC: get me out near derse so he can keep trying to get through the door
[01:38] CC: while i run around trying to find wherever he left my shit
[01:38] CC: probably trying to beat me in, the little assmunch
[01:38] KM: Okay, congratulations. You turned this conversation from me trying to futilely manipulate you to me being totally confused.
[01:39] KM: I can't keep up with this level of elaborate space bitchery.
[01:39] CC: okay apparently you're new here
[01:39] CC: we already won.
[01:39] KM: What?
[01:39] CC: yeah
[01:39] CC: me and my buddies, even green assmunch
[01:39] KM: Then... why are you here?
[01:39] CC: we beat the black king, croak went off, door appeared, all that wonderful shit
[01:39] CC: because i need my shit before i go to the new universe
[01:40] CC: and i dont even know who you are, spacebitch
[01:40] CC: you just floating by and manage to catch a glimpse of a transmission or somethin?
[01:40] KM: It's my job to intercept transmissions.
[01:40] KM: Otherwise I get bored and have nothing to do.
[01:41] KM: Except break factories and choke people.
[01:41] CC: so how'd you get booted then
[01:41] KM: Booted?
[01:41] CC: well yeah
[01:41] KM: Oh.
[01:42] KM: I think I see what's going on here.
[01:42] CC: if i were to believe the shit little assmunch told me while he was acting like a moron
[01:42] CC: then you can get launched from your session
[01:42] KM: You think this isn't an active session, don't you?
[01:42] CC: its stil active, duh
[01:42] CC: we just won already
[01:42] KM: No, this session has yet to be won.
[01:42] KM: I'm one of the players.
[01:42] CC: bullshit.
[01:43] KM: How is that hard to believe?
[01:43] KM: Didn't you see yourself go through a portal?
[01:43] CC: because you're trying to scam me into helping you
[01:43] CC: and the portal was something little green assmunch made
[01:43] KM: No. No more scam. Hard facts.
[01:43] CC: i thought it was to get my shit back
[01:43] KM: You're intruding in our session like all the others.
[01:43] CC: but apparently it's a diversion
[01:43] CC: clever little bastard
[01:43] CC: and you are really quite batshit insane
[01:44] KM: There's more of YOU in this session than there is of US.
[01:44] CC: yeah see exactly
[01:44] KM: I can prove it to you.
[01:44] CC: whatever you are, you're just floating by looking in at our victory wishing it was yours
[01:44] CC: but you got booted so you get nothing
[01:44] KM: Fly down to Derse and watch for the large agent.
[01:44] CC: assuming that green assmunch wasn't lying at that you aren't another diversion
[01:45] CC: yes i am going to fly to derse right now and get my ass shot
[01:45] CC: like hell
[01:45] KM: Shot?
[01:45] CC: how stupid do you think i am
[01:45] KM: What's going on up there!?
[01:45] CC: i am being shot at duh
[01:45] CC: derse doesn't exactly like the lady who helped kill the king
[01:45] KM: You didn't kill this king.
[01:45] KM: I mean.
[01:45] CC: do i have to explain this basic shit to you
[01:45] KM: Okay, apparently this is more serious than I thought.
[01:45] CC: or are you jsut too batshit insane
[01:46] KM: I gotta go. TB, TE and I are all headed to Derse.
[01:46] KM: I'll be sure to wave to you when I get there.
[01:46] CC: have fun, crazy spacebitch
[01:46] KM: See ya.
[01:46] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering convenientClaymore [CC] at 01:46 --

Grandmeister Spacebitch & Co: Start walking in search of factory to the... east?

Which Gate did he even go through? The selection has too many locations and places.

I was kind of going to leave that up to you so I don't mess up too much of the weird plot shit with my zillion trolls.

Also, CC is female, but you get a free pass because of potentially bizarre blue alien biology.

EDIT: Wait no that's CA. Nevermind.

[01:54] KM: there are too many.. . letters and nunbers

[Blade Master Model 42]

I would like to collect The Return, and then reroll everything except the Emerald Contraband. Still savin' it for alchemy later.

You re-draw Halberd's bite, as well as a portable computer.

gog dammit.

RL: Fuss around in your sylladex looking for ice. Become mad when you find it all melted and you won't get to shove it in the Dersite's ears.

You would be upset about that, but you're already busy being upset that this bastard doesn't even HAVE any obvious ears. DAMMIT.

Which Gate did he even go through? The selection has too many locations and places.

I was kind of going to leave that up to you so I don't mess up too much of the weird plot shit with my zillion trolls.

You lack of faith in my ability to bullshit the plot forward in the face of unpredictable player actions disturbs me.

Grandmeister Spacebitch & Co: Start walking in search of factory to the... east?

Which Gate did he even go through? The selection has too many locations and places.

I was kind of going to leave that up to you so I don't mess up too much of the weird plot shit with my zillion trolls.

Also, CC is female, but you get a free pass because of potentially bizarre blue alien biology.

EDIT: Wait no that's CA. Nevermind.

[01:54] KM: there are too many.. . letters and nunbers

There really are too many. Shit's confusing.

Also, huge missed opportunity, because as everyone knows:

Green Alien Women>Any other variety of Alien Women

ANYWAY

You proceed to the general direction of the feeling of where Emily was taken. You shortly find yourself at a factory, though not shortly enough for your taste. You can only wonder where Emily is by now.