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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Johnfalcon99977]

Radical.

I agree.

I concur.

I accede.

[TherosPherae]

I was the last of the trio to post so I'm waiting on either a response from TB or an answer from Mimi.

I'm waiting for Mimi as well, since TB obviously isn't going to listen to Emily

[applesauce machine]

Aw shit I meant to post that in OOC. I must've mixed them up when grabbing quotes. Ah well.

[freeformschooler]

"I vote for TB traveling to the future while we ask around the now surely calmed salamander village. If Mikhael can get a random sidequest then so can we. Maybe it'll help us figure out what happened to this giant worm thing."

[TherosPherae]

TB: "Alr|ght, future t|me |t |s then. Meet you guys |n what, l|ke, an hour?"

[freeformschooler]

"Sounds good."

>Mimi: Head back to the village.
>TB: Disappearify.

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Sounds good."

>Mimi: Head back to the village.

You and Emily make your way back to the village. Things seem to have settled down after the meteor strike, thankfully. Perhaps too much, as one enterprising Salamander has set up a Lucy van Pelt style booth from where he appears to be selling pieces of meteor. Capitalism strikes again.

Aside from a few cheery waves, most of the Salamanders make little notice of you. What's next?

[applesauce machine]

"So what were we do!ng aga!n? Someth!ng about a s!dequest, whatever that means?"

[freeformschooler]

"Yes. RPG towns have sidequests. Let's start from the bottom."

>Mimi: Approach a random salamander.

"Hello there sir, would you like me to bring you twenty imp posteriors or possibly deliver a valuable item?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Yes. RPG towns have sidequests. Let's start from the bottom."

>Mimi: Approach a random salamander.

"Hello there sir, would you like me to bring you twenty imp posteriors or possibly deliver a valuable item?"

The salamander tilts his head to one side. "What in the world would I ever do with one imp butt, let alone twenty? You're weird. And the only really valuable item right now is food. You could find me some, I guess. If you're looking to be paid though, I don't have any boondollars."

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Head back to Emily.

"Hmm. Maybe we should find the village leader and try there."

EDIT: Also, this.

Spoiler: Birdking (click to show/hide)

[06:56] -- bureaucraticNoble [BN] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 18:56 --
[06:56] BN: Hello, pathetic peasant.
[06:56] KM: Imagine me with a red exclamation point above my head as the warning sounds from MGS plays.
[06:58] BN: Hmp. I refuse to place consideration for your pathetic Jokes.
[06:58] KM: Another one of the grumpy ones, eh?
[06:59] BN: As if! You look upon your superior, madam.
[06:59] KM: Oh, madam. I see. You're another one of the crazy bird people.
[07:00] KM: Listen. I know your secrets. I can't help but notice the way you've been eyeing that albatross.
[07:01] BN: Well, aren't you the foul one.
[07:02] BN: I do not eye such a thing, nor do I have any interest in eyeing it.
[07:03] KM: Flying above in such beautiful black majesty! If only there was one who could convince it to come down. Maybe stay a while, you know what I mean?
[07:03] KM: But wait, here's just the person. A crazy birdman or birdwoman pretending to be birdroyalty on his flying space birdrock.
[07:04] KM: It's a love story too sweet to keep secret.
[07:04] BN: You disgust me with your insolent disrespect!
[07:05] BN: Don't you know that I am no other then the son of a Glorious Czar of the Emperor?
[07:05] KM: And that night as birdking and albatross courtesan were lying in bed, thunder struck outside the window. The shadowy figure of the birdking's loyal servant, Rasputin, clenched his fist.
[07:06] BN: You deserved to be beheaded for this!
[07:06] KM: "Glorious birdking, I'm having your baby." But birdking could not believe it. The only door in the room creaked, alerting them all.
[07:07] KM: The face of pink text birdtroll could be seen whispering the most sinister secret: "He's having a baby and the baby is birdking."
[07:07] KM: DUN DUN DUUUUUN
[07:07] BN: Shut your trap already, you abhorant scum!
[07:07] BN: Besides, I have come to make a proposition to you.
[07:07] KM: Okay, I had to get that out of my system. What do you want, birdking?
[07:09] BN: Hmp, if you MUST know, one of my acquaintances who goes by "Leian" requests... um... Art.
[07:09] KM: Art?
[07:10] BN: Of a very scandalous nature.
[07:10] KM: Salacious.
[07:10] BN: Yes.
[07:11] KM: I'm on a smartphone but I'm very dexterious. You can tell by the way my dexterity stat is above twenty two.
[07:11] KM: What do you need me to smartdraw with this smartphone?
[07:12] BN: Hmp, well... you can begin my drawing the Steve figure.
[07:12] KM: Oh. Oh! Alright. I get what you're saying.
[07:13] BN: With the one you seem to fancy calling Danielle
[07:14] KM: Oh goodness. Oh. I'm burning up here.
[07:14] KM: What are they doing?
[07:14] BN: The Steve one is eyeing her.
[07:14] BN: He is showing approval.
[07:16] KM: It'll be a moment. I'm having difficulty picturing Steve showing emotions other than "being Steve".
[07:18] KM:  http://i.imgur.com/sUClR.png
[07:18] BN: Good, Good.
[07:19] BN: Now, draw the Danielle figure approaching closer to Steve.
[07:19] BN: Stating that she approves of his watching
[07:21] KM:  http://i.imgur.com/WDniN.png
[07:22] BN: Now make the Steve stare in her Eyes as he also moves closer.
[07:26] BN: Make the Steve profess futher disires.
[07:26] KM: Okay, almost done.
[07:29] KM:  http://i.imgur.com/ZPPMc.png
[07:30] BN: Yes... now make them engage in this thing peasants call "Hugging"
[07:36] KM:  http://i.imgur.com/umoEw.gif
[07:39] KM: Wait. Where are we going with this.
[07:40] KM: You know how it is with teenagers, birdking.
[07:40] KM: One moment they're hugging then the next they're sharing sad stories under someone else's bed.
[07:40] BN: Don't question my reasons!
[07:41] BN: I mean
[07:41] KM: Are you intending to make me draw Danielle give Steve a heartfelt confession on her unrequited love for Mikhael's giant sword?
[07:41] BN: don't question the reasons of the person who told me to do this.
[07:42] BN: Ohhh... That sounds perfectly Salacious!
[07:42] KM: Sorry, but that love triangle is too messed up even for me.
[07:43] BN: Fine then, we move on to something a bit more... unwieldy.
[07:43] BN: For her fine Lady, of course.
[07:43] KM: Lady. Right.
[07:43] KM: Should I start addressing you as birdqueen?
[07:43] BN: Listen, shes the one who requested that I do this.
[07:44] BN: And no, I am of the Male Gender, Thank you every much.
[07:45] KM: Or should I say... Majestic Bird Femczar "Defecate on cars from on high" Leian VIIII.
[07:46] BN: She is hardly that high even above me to be anywhere near that!
[07:46] BN: Or capable of doing such a horrible act!
[07:47] KM: Don't try to hide it, Femczar. We all know your illicit love for viewing coupled groundmales and groundfemales confess their love for groundweapons in between groundsobs.
[07:48] BN: You are too intolerable for you to perform this for me!
[07:48] BN: I mean her!
[07:48] BN: Goodbye!
[07:48] -- bureaucraticNoble [BN] ceased pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 19:48 --

[TherosPherae]

RL: Feel a great disturbance in the force, as though a thousand shippers suddenly cried out and were silenced. Quickly realize you don't give a shit and keep preparing for the next expedition onto LoSaJ.

[applesauce machine]

"Sure. D'you know where to go?"

[freeformschooler]

"No idea, but that hasn't stopped me before."

>Mimi: Start asking around for the village leader.

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Sure. D'you know where to go?"

"No idea, but that hasn't stopped me before."

>Mimi: Start asking around for the village leader.

A few short inquiries lead you to the village elder, a wizened looking little salamander. It's a good thing your consorts are so easy to get along with! He asks you if there is anything he might help you with.

RL: Feel a great disturbance in the force, as though a thousand shippers suddenly cried out and were silenced. Quickly realize you don't give a shit and keep preparing for the next expedition onto LoSaJ.

You complete your final preparations to descend to your land. Alex emerges in freshly laundered clothes, and with no evidence that an unfortunate anime trope unfolded causing him to be seen in his altogether. BT is nowhere to be seen, but you're certain he is upstairs, based on the occasional screams of underlings, and barely coherent shouts of rage, triumph, and other battle emotions. It's nice to not have to take a goddamn hour to get to your gates, but you can't help but think that allowing a Jeigan character to do all the fighting could result in late-game complications.