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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Attempt to convince Emily's sprite to carry us up to the gate.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Attempt to convince Emily's sprite to carry us up to the gate.

6+1+6 = 13

You attempt to convince your sprite that it would best serve your plans if it would be so gracious as to carry you to the gate. It shakes it's head, and replies that it would serve your interests far better if you climbed up to the gate... As soon as Emily's server builds up to it of course.

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: SBAHJ (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[04:38] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] began pestering considerateTormentor [CT] at 19:27 --
[07:27] KM: Hello.
[07:27] KM: I'm back from talking with your sprite.
[07:27] CT: What'd !t say
[07:28] KM: Unlike Claire's sprite, yours is kind of a bitch
[07:28] CT: Oh
[07:28] KM: It won't carry us up.
[07:28] CT: Why not
[07:28] CT: Is !t because of all the wounds I !nfl!cted remorselessly upon !t
[07:28] CT: Before !t became sent!ent
[07:29] KM: I don't know, why do small black moon men fill their hats with C4?
[07:29] KM: "Why" is not a relevant question in SBURB unless you're me.
[07:29] KM: You're not me, by the way.
[07:29] CT: Thanks for lett!ng me know
[07:29] CT: So then
[07:29] CT: now what
[07:29] KM: We do have a few remaining options.
[07:29] CT: *Now
[07:30] CT: What are they
[07:30] KM: One is you ask RL if she can build your house up. This seems unlikely.
[07:30] KM: It's worth a shot, though.
[07:30] CT: Why !s th!s unl!kely
[07:30] KM: Uhh... she's kind of away from her computer.
[07:30] CT: Oh
[07:30] KM: The next is we figure out how to jet up to the gates ourselves.
[07:31] KM: I haven't seen anything around here that might aid us in flying, though, unless you know of something.
[07:31] CT: I wonder what we can use to create someth!ng that can do that
[07:31] CT: Hmmm
[07:31] KM: Then there's the obvious solution.
[07:31] KM: We work our way down... slowly.
[07:32] CT: I do wonder what's up w!th those factor!es
[07:32] CT: We'll need someth!ng l!ke cl!mb!ng gear to scale !t
[07:32] CT: Even !f !t's makesh!ft
[07:32] CT: Or maybe parachutes
[07:33] CT: We can use my bedsheets and some loose rope I have ly!ng around for no reason I assure you
[07:33] CT: To alchem!se some parachutes
[07:33] KM: ...I already have a parachute, actually.
[07:33] CT: Oh
[07:33] KM: I can just duplicate it for you.
[07:33] CT: Okay
[07:33] KM: I'm not certain it works, though.
[07:33] KM: So there's that.
[07:33] CT: Huh
[07:34] CT: Maybe we can test them somehow
[07:34] KM: Nah, not around here. I fell like... thirty feet and mine didn't open.
[07:34] CT: L!ke t!e a rope to one w!th one of my dumm!es
[07:34] CT: Off my roo-- oh
[07:34] KM: Though I have a feeling your drop is much larger
[07:35] KM: I guess it's worth a shot.
[07:35] CT: I looked down and !t was a pretty long fall
[07:35] CT: M!les, I'd say
[07:35] KM: We should make it. If we're lucky.
[07:35] CT: But I can th!nk of no other opt!ons
[07:35] CT: Welp
[07:35] CT: Let's go alchem!ze that parachute and go skyd!v!ng
[07:35] KM: The other options is scaling it manually, but that's multiple hours of scary, as opposed to multiple seconds of scary and then possibly a second of pain.
[07:36] KM: So I agree with skydiving. Let's hit it!
[07:36] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering considerateTormentor [CT] at 19:36 --

>Mimi & Emily: Fly away to the ground like an expletive piece of garbage.

[SirAaronIII]

I'd say "needs more artifacts" but then I don't actually know how to do them myself. Not with any semblance of speed, anyway.

[freeformschooler]

Yeah, I forgot to save as JPG until the very end. I did the thumbnail expansion thing with a PNG 

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi & Emily: Fly away to the ground like an expletive piece of garbage.

After a brief duplication of Mimi's parachute, the two girls leap off of the spire of stone where Emily's house rests.

When are you going to open your chutes? Are you going to get fairly low first, or open them early and float down slow like?

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Open early, float down slowly. Buy time for Emily's player to make another sbahj comic.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Tomb Raiderlog (click to show/hide)

RL: So I guess we gotta go one way or the other.... Anyone got any opinions either way?

[SirAaronIII]

Spoiler: Tomb Raiderlog (click to show/hide)

RL: So I guess we gotta go one way or the other.... Anyone got any opinions either way?
SS: let's do that thing where every time we come to an intersection, we go right.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Tomb Raiderlog (click to show/hide)

RL: So I guess we gotta go one way or the other.... Anyone got any opinions either way?
SS: let's do that thing where every time we come to an intersection, we go right.
RL: Works for me. Anyone who wants to go left can do so, but I'm gonna go with Claire since this is kinda her planet and everything.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Spoiler: Tomb Raiderlog (click to show/hide)

RL: So I guess we gotta go one way or the other.... Anyone got any opinions either way?
SS: let's do that thing where every time we come to an intersection, we go right.
RL: Works for me. Anyone who wants to go left can do so, but I'm gonna go with Claire since this is kinda her planet and everything.
AL: I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT UP, EVEN IF WE DO DISAGREE ON WHERE TO GO NEXT. THERE COULD BE BAD STUFF IN HERE.

Also, apples needs to decide whether to open her chute early or not also.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: Tomb Raiderlog (click to show/hide)

RL: So I guess we gotta go one way or the other.... Anyone got any opinions either way?
SS: let's do that thing where every time we come to an intersection, we go right.
RL: Works for me. Anyone who wants to go left can do so, but I'm gonna go with Claire since this is kinda her planet and everything.
AL: I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT UP, EVEN IF WE DO DISAGREE ON WHERE TO GO NEXT. THERE COULD BE BAD STUFF IN HERE.
RL: I guess that makes sense, considering the crap I saw in that other vault. So is anyone objecting to the group going right?

[applesauce machine]

Spoiler: SBAHJ (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: COCTINUED.......... (click to show/hide)

Also, apples needs to decide whether to open her chute early or not also.

Yes, I will.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Both Mimi and Emily decide to pop their chutes soon, which is probably for the best, as neither has skydiving experience and would have run the risk of opening to late otherwise.

Unfortunately, it means they're going to be a while coming down from up there.

>Be someone we haven't seen in a while.

Mikhael wakes up with none of his gear, including his sylladex. You didn't even know those could be gaffled. At least they gave you something in return: A splitting headache.

Stupid brainless feathery assholes.

>Now be Troy, Friendstuck is go!

Troy continues to swim through the Ocean, looking for more villages, mining sites, and other points of interest. Coming over the horizon, and towards him, is a bright gold warship.

Yeah, that probably counts.

[Riccto]

>Signal the ship and somehow..GET ABOARD.  AVAST.