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Riccto

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3120 on: February 17, 2012, 12:05:07 am »

>Be Dissapointed. Captchalogue it and Radio DA

"COLONEL DA I think I f00und a legendary d0000hicky but its a sw00rd. and I d00nt use sw00rds. d00 y00u have any dersite kn00w h00w 00n 00ther legendary pieces 00f swag? als00, h00w are y00u d00ing?"
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3121 on: February 17, 2012, 12:08:39 am »

>Be Dissapointed. Captchalogue it and Radio DA

"COLONEL DA I think I f00und a legendary d0000hicky but its a sw00rd. and I d00nt use sw00rds. d00 y00u have any dersite kn00w h00w 00n 00ther legendary pieces 00f swag? als00, h00w are y00u d00ing?"

The radio is completely dead. Apparently, no one in this time frame is using the walkies.

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3122 on: February 17, 2012, 12:13:26 am »

>Synchronize WATCHES with everyone else (And by watches I mean timelines)
And ask the same question
« Last Edit: February 17, 2012, 12:18:36 am by Riccto »
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3123 on: February 17, 2012, 12:15:32 am »

RL: Dig out something from the massive pile of shit that is your sylladex to help with the burn.
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3124 on: February 17, 2012, 12:19:52 am »

> Claire: Assist in the search for healing items.
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3125 on: February 17, 2012, 12:26:18 am »

>Steve: Repair the pointless object! It shall be done!

((Alright. Now I'm being just a little silly.))
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3126 on: February 17, 2012, 12:27:33 am »

See rule 4 in the OP.

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3127 on: February 17, 2012, 12:37:31 am »

RL: Dig out something from the massive pile of shit that is your sylladex to help with the burn.
>Synchronize WATCHES with everyone else (And by watches I mean timelines)
And ask the same question

You zip several days into the past, and try radioing DA again. He picks up this time. He tells you that apparently, each of the lands is reported to hold some kind of legendary bullshit weapon. He says there are rumors that most of them are under guard, but that was never his department. Also, he's heading to the port to get back to Derse.

> Claire: Assist in the search for healing items.

While Alex checks the kitchen(?), you check the bathroom for some kind of first-aid gear. You find some band-aids pretty easily, but they're worthless for this. You search harder and eventually find some gauze and disinfectants. This should work.

RL: Dig out something from the massive pile of shit that is your sylladex to help with the burn.

Okay, let's see what we have here... No... No... Nope. No. Uh-uh. How'd that frog get in there? No. Ah, here you go. Your compact emergency trauma kit. Which is a fancy way of saying tiny amount of first-aid supplies.

>Steve: Repair the pointless object! It shall be done!

((Alright. Now I'm being just a little silly.))

You start messing around with captcha codes trying to get a working TV out of the alchemizer. You manage to generate the following in your first five attempts:

Half of a skateboard
An enormous plate of glass
A boombox hat
An empty toilet paper roll
A Beagle Puss disguise.

This isn't going well.

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3128 on: February 17, 2012, 12:41:32 am »

>Go to Village. Go to Elder/Wise D0000D. Sh00w Sw00rd.

"what is y00ur department DA? just f00r curi00rsitys sake?"
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3129 on: February 17, 2012, 12:42:59 am »

> Claire: Go to Steve and ask him to let you apply healing items.
And I ask the time-honored question: "Should I make a roll for this?"
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3130 on: February 17, 2012, 12:45:21 am »

also in unrelated news


a boombox hat


Time to get FLUNKY dawg
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3131 on: February 17, 2012, 12:53:28 am »

>Steve: Keep trying. Run around the alchemizer with arms outstretched making RRRRrrrrRRRRR---- sounds between attempts. Act embarrassed if someone catches you being this ludicrously silly.
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3132 on: February 17, 2012, 01:00:32 am »

> Claire: Go to Steve and ask him to let you apply healing items.
And I ask the time-honored question: "Should I make a roll for this?"

Nah, that won't be necessary.

>Go to Village. Go to Elder/Wise D0000D. Sh00w Sw00rd.

"what is y00ur department DA? just f00r curi00rsitys sake?"

He says that his primary responsibility is to gather intelligence on the Prospitians so Derse can know where to retaliate and how.

The Village Elder's eyes go wide as you retrieve the sword from your sylladex. "This... This is the legendary blade known only as Ragnarok. It is said that the hero who wields this shatters the earth beneath his feet. It s a powerful blade, Seeker.

>Steve: Keep trying. Run around the alchemizer with arms outstretched making RRRRrrrrRRRRR---- sounds between attempts. Act embarrassed if someone catches you being this ludicrously silly.

> Claire: Go to Steve and ask him to let you apply healing items.
And I ask the time-honored question: "Should I make a roll for this?"

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3133 on: February 17, 2012, 01:06:11 am »

"LoOk oVEr TheRE!" Steve points out the door, and hides.

>Steve: Hide from Claire in embarrassment.

[8,9+11] = 28

I'll let her apply the gauze, but I'm going to have fun with this while I can.
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (I spell stuff wrong even when I'm not referencing SBaHJ!)
« Reply #3134 on: February 17, 2012, 01:07:36 am »

"LoOk oVEr TheRE!" Steve points out the door, and hides.

>Steve: Hide from Claire in embarrassment.

[8,9+11] = 28

SirAaron, make a perception roll. Or insight, if you want to not look in the first place.
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