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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Claire: Shoosh on in and pap Alex. Fun solves everything, right?

You head over to Alex and start papping him He just kind f sits there and takes it for close to thirty seconds before asking "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"Land of... what? I do see lots of mach!nery and plants, I guess. But where on Earth am I? Th!s !s actually freak!ng me out a l!ttle to be honest. Is Med!um a country, 'cause I've never heard of !t, and I haven't seen anyone around here, though there's gotta be someone what w!th all these factor!es about."
[8+0+10=18]

"This is not Earth. This is a planet all your own, the Land of Produce and Machinery. The Medium contains your Land, as well as the Lands of your coplayers. As for why you haven' seen anyone, that is because your consorts are all down in the Land. You are somewhat seperated from there, for the moment."

>Troy: TIMEY WIMEY TECH-"Slooow down man" And find a way to board the ship

Or

>Troy: Politely request Babesprite to drop me off on a secluded part of the deck

You can't slow down time! You can only travel backwards or forwards through it.

With that option exhausted, you tell Babesprite to drop you on the deck. He asks you if you're completely sure that's wise, as the deck is generally manned by at least a few guards.

[applesauce machine]

"So I'm on some k!nd of nature-vers!on-of-steampunk planet, wh!ch !s m!ne, and there are people down there? Huh. Well, that's comfort!ng, I suppose." Emily sort of trails from talking to her voodollsprite to more of an external monologue. "I should f!nd a way to contact them and see !f I can get them to bu!ld a ladder or someth!ng -- those mach!nes look pretty !nterest!ng -- but for now I should go f!gure out those mach!nes that RL set up for me."
CT: Check out the trio of mach!nes a few yards over.
[8+4+4=16]?

I should do a pesterlog about this part, but it's late and no one's on right now. Hopefully I can stay connected to the internet long enough to do some pestering tomorrow. Also, CT's living room is gigantic. Just thought I'd mention that.

[SirAaronIII]

"wanna play a game? tag or something? come on, let's have some fun! fun solves everything, right? cheer up, buddy!"
> Claire: Grin awkwardly.
".........not an appropriate time?"



I think I've been watching too many Bowman videos.

[TherosPherae]

>RL: Swim to the surface, then yell at a troll.

I'll post a pesterlog of me talking to myself tomorrow.

[Blade Master Model 42]

You don't need to roll for that.

Before, when you were playing with your own group, your server only ever deployed your cruxtruder. The new machines are a little similar, in terms of design, but obviously perform vastly different functions. One of the machines appears to be a lathe, and also sports a card slot, for no apparent reason.

The other is a large platform with a stand and a large, segmented arm of some kind. You aren't sure what either of these are for.

Also, if you want, I can set up your house. Just give me a few details about it.

"wanna play a game? tag or something? come on, let's have some fun! fun solves everything, right? cheer up, buddy!"
> Claire: Grin awkwardly.
".........not an appropriate time?"

"NOT REALLY MUCH FOR TAG. I'M KIND OF A KLUTZ. MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE?" Alex stands up and sighs as CD comes around again. "ANYTHING THAT GETS SOME SPACE BETWEEN ME AND THAT... EMPTY MINDED MURDERER WORSHIPPER."

>RL: Swim to the surface, then yell at a troll.

I'll post a pesterlog of me talking to myself tomorrow.

You head up to the surface and bust out some serious rudeness on some unsuspecting troll. Someone who didn't know you might suspect that you were 75% piss and another 75% vinegar. If they also didn't know much about math, that is.

[SirAaronIII]

"hide and seek? he'd hide and we could ditch him, but he might try to escape... guess i'll have to play with him and distract him from you"
> Claire: Accost the short dude and ask him if he would like to play a game.
[saw face goes here]

[applesauce machine]

Also, if you want, I can set up your house. Just give me a few details about it.

It was a three-story house, or rather, a two-story house with a dun basement. There's the aforementioned giant living room, which connects to the kitchen, in which there is both a laundry room in a closet-like area, and adjacent staircases leading to the second floor and the lower level of the house.
On the upper floor is Emily's bedroom and her dad's bedroom, as well as a single bathroom and a guest room.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Claire: Accost the short dude and ask him if he would like to play a game.
[saw face goes here]

You go over to the dersite, and ask him if he'd like to play a game. His blank expression turns into a blank smile, and he says that yes, he would like to play a game. He asks you what games you like to play, because he likes card games.

Alex just sits at the edge of the water, letting his feet trail through the cool, dark water, while he contemplated alchemizing a bathing suit later.

Also, if you want, I can set up your house. Just give me a few details about it.

It was a three-story house, or rather, a two-story house with a dun basement. There's the aforementioned giant living room, which connects to the kitchen, in which there is both a laundry room in a closet-like area, and adjacent staircases leading to the second floor and the lower level of the house.
On the upper floor is Emily's bedroom and her dad's bedroom, as well as a single bathroom and a guest room.

Alright, I'll put that together tomorrow, as it's kind of late here.

[Riccto]

Request if Babesprite can use his GHOSTY powers to phase me through the hull of the ship

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Perpare Shard Ability "Shift"

>Mikheal: If Ranged weapons won't work then your Sword!

Out of curiosty, what do these guys count as unit wise? I want to know which of my weapons would be more effective.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Shake the frogs and water off. Look around.

[applesauce machine]

Spoiler: Short pesterlog with KM (click to show/hide)

[05:13:29] -- considerateTormentor [CT] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 17:13 --
[05:13:41] CT: 'Sup
[05:13:46] KM: Hello again.
[05:13:48] KM: Nice green text.
[05:13:53] CT: Why thank you
[05:13:57] CT: Remember that gate you ment!oned
[05:14:05] KM: Yeah, the gate uh...
[05:14:14] CT: How do I get to !t
[05:14:21] KM: Sorry, I don't think I'm feeling up for this right now. Can you talk to your sprite about it? Or RL?
[05:14:27] CT: Oh
[05:14:29] CT: Okay
[05:14:33] CT: Thanks anyway
[05:14:37] KM: I'm not your server, and I'm kind of busy right now. I'm sorry.
[05:14:42] CT: It's okay
[05:14:44] KM: Don't try climbing your cliff.
[05:14:47] KM: See you around.
[05:14:49] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering considerateTormentor [CT] at 17:14 --

Spoiler: Substantially longer pesterlog with RL (click to show/hide)

[05:17:11] -- considerateTormentor [CT] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 17:17 --
[05:17:16] CT: H!
[05:17:25] CT: KM sa!d to ask you about my gate
[05:17:30] RL: oh right
[05:18:39] RL: uhm
[05:18:47] RL: hmm
[05:18:51] RL: you have no grist
[05:18:59] CT: What's that
[05:19:04] CT: Never heard of !t
[05:19:07] RL: buildy shit you get from killing things
[05:19:14] CT: I don't k!ll
[05:19:21] CT: Torture, sure, but k!ll, no way
[05:19:26] CT: I have morals
[05:19:27] RL: well, you had better learn fast
[05:19:38] RL: because pretty soon, the game is gonna try killing you
[05:19:43] CT: How
[05:19:45] RL: and it's gonna be either you or the imps
[05:19:47] RL: or ogres
[05:19:51] RL: or whatever the hell it throws at you
[05:20:00] CT: I doubt they can reach me up here
[05:20:31] RL: they can
[05:20:35] RL: just... trust me, they can
[05:20:40] RL: I don't kno whow
[05:20:42] RL: how*
[05:20:43] RL: but they can
[05:20:50] CT: Well sh!t
[05:21:05] CT: If that's the case, I bet they can easl!y bust through w!ndows and doors, too
[05:21:14] CT: Am I correct
[05:21:17] CT: I hope I'm not
[05:21:27] RL: that depends
[05:21:40] RL: I had a giclops wreck my shit and make me hide in the shower until backup showed up
[05:21:52] RL: but everyone else started out with just imps
[05:22:01] RL: which get fairly easy to smite later
[05:22:04] CT: How easy are those to k!ll
[05:22:14] RL: for you? I dunno
[05:22:15] CT: Or strangle
[05:22:25] RL: you showed up late, so I have no idea what's going to jump at you
[05:22:25] CT: Or t!e up and wh!p to a bloody pulp
[05:22:43] CT: Hm
[05:22:48] RL: remember, this is the game which teleported your house to another dimension
[05:22:52] RL: except anything
[05:22:55] CT: Whoa what
[05:22:58] RL: expect*
[05:23:00] CT: Another DIMENSION?
[05:23:05] RL: sort of
[05:23:06] RL: kind of
[05:23:17] RL: that is how it seems to me at least
[05:23:26] RL: it's at least teleported to other planets
[05:23:37] CT: Where w!ll the gate take me !f I reach !t then
[05:23:51] CT: Yet another d!mens!on, to you guys, back to my sess!on
[05:25:28] RL: other planet
[05:25:33] RL: GK's, I think
[05:25:52] RL: but before you can do that, you either need a jetpack or me to buiold up to the gate
[05:26:02] CT: You sa!d someth!ng about gr!st be!ng bu!ldy sh!t
[05:26:03] RL: either way, you need grist
[05:26:06] RL: just wait for some killy things to show up
[05:26:15] CT: Oh, okay
[05:26:21] RL: it looks like gushers
[05:26:25] RL: and shows up when you kill stuff
[05:26:29] CT: Do they taste l!ke them
[05:26:37] RL: you can't really taste them
[05:26:44] RL: they go into a cache when you touch them
[05:26:46] CT: Damn
[05:26:55] RL: :\
[05:27:03] CT: What
[05:27:10] CT: We don't have much to eat around here
[05:27:24] CT: Bes!des cond!ments and m!lk
[05:29:29] CT: Well, I guess I'll get ready to k!ll stuff
[05:29:34] CT: *go get
[05:29:40] RL: yep
[05:29:44] RL: don't worry about food
[05:29:50] CT: Why not
[05:29:54] RL: you can just make more with the stuff-maker
[05:29:55] CT: Because o all the trees here
[05:29:59] CT: *of
[05:29:59] RL: but like I said, that's complicated
[05:30:08] RL: oh, you got trees?
[05:30:12] RL: I got snakes and jungles
[05:30:16] CT: A factory of them
[05:30:21] CT: You read that r!ght
[05:30:30] RL: anyways, go get ready, stuff should show up soon
[05:30:31] CT: Apparently trees are not 100% natural
[05:30:37] RL:
[05:30:48] -- considerateTormentor [CT] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 17:30 --

CT: Grab your whip and go outside. Look at the gate for a bit while you wait for imps; it's quite hypnotic.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: RL yelling at a troll (click to show/hide)

-- ragingLunatic [RL] began pestering testingBeta [TB] at 18:59 --
RL: oi chumpass
TB: wh/\?
RL: Mimi ran off, and something tells me you had something to do with it
RL: so spill
TB: | d|dn'7 do /\ny7h|ng, re/\lly, | d|dn'7.
RL: I didn't say 'deny everything'.
RL: I said SPILL.
RL: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING - AT ALL, EVER - THAT COULD MAKE HER RUN OFF
RL: OR YOUR DUMB COMPATIOTS
RL: OR BT OR WHATEVER DUMBASS
RL: EVERYONE IS LOSING THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, OUR TEAM IS DROPPING LIKE FLIES, AND NOW THE MOST STABLE GROUP MEMBER HAS OFF AND JUMPED SHIP
RL: what
RL: did
RL: you
RL: DO?
TB: why /\re you suspec7|ng me?
TB: | h/\ven'7 done /\ny7h|ng 7o you guys excep7 d|scuss we|rd 7|me sh|7 /\nd m/\ke fun of C/\
RL: because you're the hacking asshole
RL: if anyone knows what hte hell happened, it's probably you
TB: /\ll | d|d w/\s m/\ke sure you guys would w|n.
RL: Well gosh, that's helpful.
TB: So |'ll be go|ng now.
-- testingBeta [TB] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 19:03 --
RL: LIKE HELL YOU ARE.
RL: what
RL: EXACTLY
RL: did you or anyone you know do that could make shit fall apart this quickly?
TB: | m/\y h/\ve repl/\ced 7he B/\rd
RL: you what
TB: | repl/\ced Br/\|n w|7h some o7her ch|ck
TB: He h/\d 7|med ou7 - 7he g/\me pre77y much dele7ed h|m
TB: /\nd | 7h|nk C/\ m/\y h/\ve done some7h|ng, bu7 | h/\ven'7 seen 7he blubber|ng /\ssh/\7 s|nce he w/\7ched /\lex's bro7her d|e
RL: he was watching that?
RL: as though I wasnm't dealing with enough creeps already, god damn
RL: But that's for later
RL: Where is she now?
TB: | don'7... re/\lly know.
TB: you guys /\re bre/\k|ng 7he g/\me /\ lo7, /\nd 7he 7|mes7re/\ms /\re re/\lly fr/\gmen7ed
RL: you...
RL: don't know.
RL: BULL SHIT.
RL: BULL DAMN SHIT GOD SHIT DAMN AHGHASDGJALSDKHGALSKDFALKSJDGKLHASDG
RL: HACK IT.
RL: FIND HER.
RL: OR TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER
RL: OR MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT.
RL: BECAUSE THUS FAR, THIS SHIT IS YOUR FAULT
TB: Desp|7e my /\m/\z|ng h/\ck|ng, |'m k|nd of l|m|7ed |n wh/\7 | c/\n do
RL: I said
RL: DO IT.
TB: or wh/\7?
TB: you don'7 even h/\ve he|r powers ye7, g|ve me /\ bre/\k.
RL: Or I'll...
RL: I'lll....
RL: GOD DAMN
RL: EVERYTHING
RL: ASDGLKAHDLKGJALSDKHGLAKSHDGLAKJSDLAKG
-- ragingLunatic [RL] ceased pestering testingBeta [TB] at 19:07 --

RL: Throw your own little private hissy fit in the middle of the ocean.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Request if Babesprite can use his GHOSTY powers to phase me through the hull of the ship

He says that he supposes he can try it. He grabs you firmly, but when he attempts to phase with you, he just sort of slides off. Guess that's out of the question.

>Mikheal: Perpare Shard Ability "Shift"

>Mikheal: If Ranged weapons won't work then your Sword!

Out of curiosty, what do these guys count as unit wise? I want to know which of my weapons would be more effective.

So, I take it you are readying a move action to use the shift item when the first enemy at melee range attacks you, and switching to your sword then?

Unfortunately, none of these count as agent or imp types, so your chainsword won't deal additional damage. Not that you've drawn it yet.

>Mimi: Shake the frogs and water off. Look around.

You take a moment to rid yourself of frogs, even as they croak in protest, and also ring your clothes out as best you can. God you're sick of water.

You take a look around. There are a few nearby islands, and you can see Claire's house, just barely, in the distance. It'd be easier to spot if it wasn't normal sized. The water that surrounds you is blue green. Mostly green, and mostly from friggin' baby frogs. What is up with all of these frogs? You wish you knew.

CT: Grab your whip and go outside. Look at the gate for a bit while you wait for imps; it's quite hypnotic.

You retrieve your whip from your strife specibus and go outside, ready to fight to the death. Sadly, there are no victims in the nearby vicinity. You decide to burn some time looking for the gate, which you find directly over your house. There are more above it too. You gaze at it for a while.

RL: Throw your own little private hissy fit in the middle of the ocean.

You decide that, as times to fly off the handle go, this one is pretty appropriate. You fly so far off the handle, you'd think you have a pilot's license, but you totally don't. Jesus, someone get a ruler.

OOC: Okay, finally some time for home construction. A two story deal, XL Living room, and the standard basement replaced with a labyrinth filled with monsters, treasure, and housing the mystical Orb of Zot.

...What do you mean, 'not that kind of dungeon'?

[Riccto]

Have Babesprite drop me off on a ladder or low-lying portion of the ship then have him run a slight diversion on the opposite side.