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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[TherosPherae]

HUZZAH

So, a question: can the range on Reaching Meleekind be extended through alchemy, or not?

[Blade Master Model 42]

HUZZAH

So, a question: can the range on Reaching Meleekind be extended through alchemy, or not?

No, you can't. Sorry. I think only Light ranged kind can have the range extended, oddly enough.

BT destroys the remaining Giclops. Grist rains down like, well, rain.

[TherosPherae]

RL: IT'S RAINING GRIST, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING GRIST okay enough of that silliness let's go make some more stupid shit.

Also, I want to flush my deck and collect that computer so I have a chance of actually using my sweet loot.

[The Fool]

I'll sneak up, and take a free turn. I assume that it's still 3 ogres and an imp?

[8,3+11]=22

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Mikheal: Wake up on Derse again, revealing it to be a dreamception.

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Continue beating on imp 2. If it dies, start beating on imp 1.
[1,7 + 9] = 17
[3,3 + 9] = 15 (confirm this please but wait do brutal affronts only happen on regular attacks??)
Also, in the cards department: Legendary Piece of Shit and Ruby Contraband. Alchemy stuff to come later.

[Riccto]

>DAFUQ???:YOU THERE. GITFACE MC GIT OF GITTERTON. SQUISHY. I'M TALKIN TO YOU. SHOUT SOMFIN AT THOSE GITS TO MAK'IM GET OUT WHERE THE FIGHTY IS AT.
>PA:OKAY.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Alex: Make something wicked.

Yeah... Wicked is a thing that this is. You made a new axe to defend yourself with, but this thing is downright scary. It's like it wants to reach out and slash at things. Scary.

Both of my new items are in the OP.

RL: IT'S RAINING GRIST, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING GRIST okay enough of that silliness let's go make some more stupid shit.

Also, I want to flush my deck and collect that computer so I have a chance of actually using my sweet loot.

I noted on my copy of your character sheet that you collected it. Next time I update your sheet, it'll be reflected there.

You head back on down to your alchemy gear to make some new stuff. Also, EVERYONE NEEDS TO PICK THEIR COMMON SYLLADEX CARDS before you can re-draw.

I'll sneak up, and take a free turn. I assume that it's still 3 ogres and an imp?

[8,3+11]=22

You manage to sneak up to the enemies without them noticing you. You get one action before they get to react. Do something, and roll initiative.

>Mikheal: Wake up on Derse again, revealing it to be a dreamception.

Spoiler: How Blade interpreted this command (click to show/hide)

Mikhael: Okay, ha ha Mikhael, wake up, play time is over!
Mikhael: Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!

Unfortunately, this is not all just a dream. You'll have to choose to either reject the Elder Gods' request, or entertain the idea, at least a little while longer.

"You must make haste, Knight. The Mage is setting into motion your team's downfall, even as we speak. Should you agree, we can restore your vitality, and you can give chase. Choose."

>DAFUQ???:YOU THERE. GITFACE MC GIT OF GITTERTON. SQUISHY. I'M TALKIN TO YOU. SHOUT SOMFIN AT THOSE GITS TO MAK'IM GET OUT WHERE THE FIGHTY IS AT.
>PA:OKAY.

> Claire: Continue beating on imp 2. If it dies, start beating on imp 1.
[1,7 + 9] = 17
[3,3 + 9] = 15 (confirm this please but wait do brutal affronts only happen on regular attacks??)
Also, in the cards department: Legendary Piece of Shit and Ruby Contraband. Alchemy stuff to come later.

Oh hells bells, right when I try to do one last post before bed. I'll get to these in the morning, I promise.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I don't want Mikheal to go Grimdark YET, silly. I haven't even entered the first damned gate yet!

[TherosPherae]

RL: IT'S RAINING GRIST, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING GRIST okay enough of that silliness let's go make some more stupid shit.

Also, I want to flush my deck and collect that computer so I have a chance of actually using my sweet loot.

I noted on my copy of your character sheet that you collected it. Next time I update your sheet, it'll be reflected there.

You head back on down to your alchemy gear to make some new stuff. Also, EVERYONE NEEDS TO PICK THEIR COMMON SYLLADEX CARDS before you can re-draw.

Can we at least determine whether I fill my Sylladex with alchemised stuff first? Like, do the alchemy pile rolls, and if I fail those, wait until everyone's got their stuff picked out before drawing from the big communal pile? Or would it just be easier to wait until the common Sylladex is picked out?

Also

Spoiler: Alchemised Stuff (click to show/hide)

War Fair
This armor is what you get when you combine a bathrobe, a hat, varying bits of a collection of military strategy books, and a can of psychedelic beans. It seems to warn you of approaching enemies by whispering things in your ear.

Light Armor
Aggressive (1): +4 to Init
Dodging (1.5): +1 to defenses against Blast or Burst attacks

Armor Power: Flashbang
The armor releases a barrage of psychedelic beans upon your enemy. You don't even know where they come fro- oh screw it, it's MAGIC.
Activated by Melee Hit (.5)
Armor Lock (-1): Immobilized until the end of next turn
Overwhelming (-2): Dazed until the end of next turn
Defense UP (1.5): +2 to all defenses until the end of next turn
Elemental Burst (1.5): Until end of next turn, any enemy that ends its turn adjacent to user takes 3 damage



The Return
This weapon was crafted using just an absolute ton of shit. You aren't even entirely sure what in the massive pile of alchemized crap you made caused this thing to exist, but here it is.

Weapon - Reaching Meleekind
Warning (1): +4 to Init
Swift (1): +1 to speed
Elemental Infusion (1): +1 to all damage dealt
Unreliable (-1.5): -1 to accuracy
Hardened Edge (1.5): 2d6 damage die
Upgrade (-.5): No effect besides alchemy points
Slowing (1.5): Successful hit results in enemy being slowed until the end of its next turn

Weapon Power is just the default Weapon Power, which is a Standard Aggrievement with 2[W] damage instead of 1[W]

AIN'T NO WAY I'M GETTING LOWEST INIT NOW, NO WAY NO HOW. Unless the dice decide to say I don't get to use any of my spiffy new stuff.

[Doomshifter]

>DAFUQ???:YOU THERE. GITFACE MC GIT OF GITTERTON. SQUISHY. I'M TALKIN TO YOU. SHOUT SOMFIN AT THOSE GITS TO MAK'IM GET OUT WHERE THE FIGHTY IS AT.
>PA:OKAY.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[The Fool]

I'd rather not have an ogre hit me, so I'll try and crush it quick.

>CR: Charge at the ogre, and toss a whirlwind his way.

[10,7+11]=28
[3,4+11]=18
[4,6+11]=21

[6,5+11]=22 for initiative.

How... average.

I'll take the Punch Designix, and then the Sprite Amulet. Oh, and here are some alchemy items.

Spoiler: Alchemy Ideas! (click to show/hide)

Master Tonfa
Your mysterious ninja father wouldn't mind if you borrowed his prized weapon of choice would he? Nah. He probably wouldn't mind the fact that you combined it with your own tonfa either. Never... Well... Maybe.

[3.5] Mighty - Enemies that are hit are now prone.


The Whirly tonfa will be torched once I can make this. I dislike weapon encounter powers. There are far too many enemies normally.

Shadow Wings
Outrageous weapon? Check. Ninja garbs? Check. Shadowy wings of madness attached to the ninja garb? Double check. Combining a smoke bomb, wing-shaped glider wings, and a ninja outfit has got to be the best idea yet.

[-1] Move Action
[2] Flying - Fly Speed of 8 (Hover)
[2] Duration: Encounter - Can be used indefinitely

I figured that flying would be better than increasing my speed. Now to survive until my next level without a healing item. With flight and a sprite I think I'll be fine.

>DAFUQ???:YOU THERE. GITFACE MC GIT OF GITTERTON. SQUISHY. I'M TALKIN TO YOU. SHOUT SOMFIN AT THOSE GITS TO MAK'IM GET OUT WHERE THE FIGHTY IS AT.
>PA:OKAY.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now we need a random cameo in the next land. If it isn't happening right now.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Even More Alchemy! (click to show/hide)

Chocolate Nougat Karma
Raiding your cabinet for candy was a great idea. Now to figure out why the chocolate doesn't melt.

[-1] Move Action
[2] Healing

Redbeard's Flying Smokebomb Party of Doom
When you have smoky wings of madness you don't question how awesome it is. The smoke makes it really hard to make you out, which is a good thing since you're a NINJA.

[-1.5] Standard Action
[1.5] Impervious (+2 AC)
[2] Flying
[2] Duration: Encounter

[Riccto]

PA's Exile had always been a ORK. Or atleast something that has talked like one. Now we can put a face to the shouty voice.

[SirAaronIII]

Only if you can communicate with her, and I don't recall if she collected a smart phone.

Really really late but yeah she did get one, in the first drawing. See here.

[Doomshifter]

PA's Exile had always been a ORK. Or atleast something that has talked like one. Now we can put a face to the shouty voice.

I thought, "Ya know, I'll just go check how that other homestuck RPG is doing. The propah one."

Then I see that and get all excited. If I could be bothered to read this whole adventure, or at least the relevant parts, there'd be plenty of references. Plenty.