Edit: NOPE I JUST MISSED HAHAH I'M BLIND
Welp, I am mystified.
22 is a miss? :III wow these things are crafty. Actually with the rapier I think it should be 23 since there's no -1 to precision.
>MIMI: STAB THAT FIRE IMP. Then if it dies, take off to the right all the way.
17+11, THANK YOU DICE GODS.
Actually, it was a hit, it is just that ghost imps are the worst kind of asshole and can ignore one hit per encounter. Anything ghost prototyped can, in fact.
It's going to be extremely amusing when one of us pulls out our equivalent of SEPULCHRITUDE on the black king and it does absolutely
nothing.
You slam the point of your rapier straight through the fire imp's head, taking 1 point of damage from its aura as you sprint away from the other imps who, try as they might, can't get you with an opportunity attack. It explodes into grist as the Ghost imps follow behind you.
Both Ghost Imps catch up in short order, but neither can muster the martial ability to harm you.
That card imp is still way behind you too.
22 is a miss? :III wow these things are crafty. Actually with the rapier I think it should be 23 since there's no -1 to precision.
It was its crafty ghost powars.
Prospitian Onlooker: Are you quite alright? Is something the matter?
RL: Not really, just a bit disappointed. And now look at my behavior, I'm supposed to be your princess or someshit, right?
PO: Not exactly. You are a princess of Prospit, but you aren't in line for the throne or anything. It's more of an honorary title, bestowed for what you are destined to do.
RL: Well I don't have to act all prim and proper then.
RL: So what exactly is the point of this dreamland shit again?
PO: I'm not sure what you mean by a point.
PO: The you here wakes when you dream, and when you dream here, you wake on your own world.
PO: I suppose it gives you time to think clearly while you rest. And it is also said that the dreamers of the golden moon are granted insight, whatever that means.
RL: Yeah, I'm gonna call bullshit on that one. I probably know less about this crap than you'd think.
RL: Nice talking to you, though.
RL: Cease conversation, turn around, fly right into the eavesdropper on accident.
NINJITSU!
You finish up your conversation, turn around and fly smack dab into Claire. Nice flying, hotshot.