>Mikheal: Put an explosive in his face with your gun.
(Lesser Explosive Round from Handcannon)
You fire an explosive round from you handcannon, which whizzes over the Agent's shoulder and explodes behind him. Well. That could have gone better.
HB picks up a safe door (Where the hell did he get that?) and hurls it at you. You take 18 damage, are knocked prone, and cannot get up until you make a successful saving throw.
HB: You're outta your depth kid. Tell me how to get up to your gate right now, and I won't crush ya.
>Kill that ogre in a whirlwind full of tonfa.
[2,2+9]=13
[1,1+9]=11
[9.7+9]=25
You charge at the Ogre, ready to give it a hell of a thrashing, but you slip on a banana peel and fall on your face. As you get to your feet, the Ogre pounds you. Ouch. (Grave blunder!)
CMKS attacks the Ogre from behind, catching it off guard, hitting it for 7 damage. Swordsprite takes one damage from the fire aura.
The Ogre turns and strikes at CMKS, but doesn't manage to land a hit.
> SS: Wonder who RA is. Fail to care. Blindly use the jetpack to fly up to the first gate.
You briefly consider who RA might be. Not anybody on your chumroll, that's for sure. Whatever. You have a sweet new jetpack and a bad case of the bored. Time to hit up your gate!
PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You burst through your gate, and get about five feet higher before your jetpack craps out, dumping you onto the sand. Ah well. You brush yourself off and take a look around. It seems you are on another island. Cool. Seem to be a lot of turtles around.
>Mimi: Cross a few bridges.
(I'm fine with however Blade does it, but originally, the reason I called it the Land of Bridges and Change was because the bridges would constantly change direction, the platforms would rotate, etc.)
That's the kind of thing it's important to let me know. I was thinking rope bridges until just now.
You start making your way across the nearest bridge, and then a few more, before realizing you are back where you started. Which is awfully weird, considering you don't recall making enough turns to go in a circle... This might be harder than you first guessed.