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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

My stupid internet is slow enough that pesterchum refuses to connect a lot of the time.

[TherosPherae]

Spoiler: In Which TE Fails to be Annoying (click to show/hide)

-- toenailEater [TE] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 20:50 --
TE: [hello]
KM: Hello...!
KM: Might I say that I have met many people... and yet your alias is the lamest so far...?
TE: [wow, nice way +o ge+ off on a good foo+]
KM: Why would I need to get off on a good foot...? You are just a random troll...
TE: [I AM NO+ A DAMN +ROLL]
KM: Oh really...?
TE: [yes]
KM: Then state your business...
TE: [al+hough +heir cha+clien+ is a work of ar+, I mus+ say]
TE: [I was jus+ going +o ge+ +o know you guys, since +B says we were going +o be s+aying around here a bi+]
TE: [bu+ you seem +o be a bi+ of a bi+ch, if I may say so]
KM: You must know... most of the other intruders have been dicks so far..
TE: [+hey do come off +ha+ way a+ firs+]
TE: [bu+ +hey're okay once you've been +ravleeing wi+h +hem for like a millenia]
KM: Hmm... you seem to be more honest and straight than the others...
KM: I wonder... what are you and the others actually DOING here...?
TE: [+ha+ is none of your concern]
TE: [despi+e +ha+ you'll probably see i+ anyways]
TE: [being a Seer and every+hing]
KM: Humph...
TE: [You're lucky, you know]
KM: How so...?
TE: [You ac+ually ge+ +o do some+hing in+eres+ing]
TE: [You ge+ +o See all sor+s of +hings]
TE: [bu+ me, I'm a page]
TE: [no+hing special abou+ pages, especially ones who losy+]
TE: [los+*]
TE: [no in+eres+ing powers]
TE: [no cool abili+es]
TE: [all we ge+ +o do is learn]
TE: [and learn]
TE: [and and learn un+il our eyes fall ou+]
KM: Well... Learning is not so bad...
KM: In fact it is my primary goal...
TE: [no+ for long]
TE: [soon you'll s+ar+ Seeing, jus+ as all seers do]
TE: [you'll become more ob+use wi+h every s+a+emen+, more confusing wi+h every adven+ure]
TE: [bu+ you won'+ know i+]
KM: Drat...! I just broke my old obtuseness habit...
TE: [you'll be in a li++le bubble of magic, seeing ou+ bu+ unable +o look inside]
KM: Better fire up the old obtusifier...
TE: [you'll +hink you're normal]
TE: [and +hen i+'ll hi+ you]
TE: [+ha+ nobody unders+ands wha+ +he hell you're saying]
TE: [becuase you've seen +hings +hey could never dream of]
KM: Like you...?
TE: [hell no]
TE: [I've seen +hings, bu+ no+ as a Seer does]
KM: In some way... you are all similar to your description of a Seer, though...
TE: [how abou+ no]
KM: You claim to assist, but only confuse...
TE: [I do no+ recall claiming +o assis+]
KM: Well... if you do not desire to assist... why contact us in the first place...?
KM: Outside of, you know...
KM: TROLLING...
TE: [+he same reason one would ge+ +o know your neighbors]
TE: [make sure +hey won'+ +ry +o kill you on sigh+]
KM: This will sound a little strange but... speaking of neighbors... how far away are you and the others from my planet...?
TE: [+ha+ is a confusing ma++er]
TE: [since dis+ance is a bi+... odd around here]
TE: [suffice +o say we have no+ en+ered your incipisphere]
KM: Oh... do you plan on doing so...?
TE: [I really don'+ know]
TE: [remember, I'm a los+ page]
KM: If a glitch plagues our session... perhaps you could help us fight back...
TE: [I don'+ ge+ +o know shi+ around here]
TE: [er, sorry, bu+ I can figh+, bu+ no+ agains+ gli+ches]
TE: [I only have 2 weapons due +o a ra+her... exclusive specibus]
TE: [so were +his gli+ch +o +ake +hem, I would be comple+ely useless]
KM: I can top that... I have three...!
TE: [yes, bu+ your +hree are probably s+ar+er-game shi+]
TE: [mine are end-game, since I bus+ed up all my old base weapons]
KM: Hehehe... I must go... I am about to fight imps... see you when you enter our session...!
TE: [recycled +hem for more gris+]
TE: [well, have fun seer]
-- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering toenailEater [TE] at 21:02 --

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Troll threatens a ninja (click to show/hide)

-- captianAnalysis [CA] began pestering crazyRonin [CR] at 22:09 --
CA: ^^...^^
CA: ^^so you ar3 th3 n3w g3ntl3man, corr3ct?^^
CR: WhO aRe You?
CA: ^^as though I hav3n't 3xplain3d this 3nough alr3ady...^^
CA: ^^S33r of Th3ory, blah blah blah, staying around h3r3 for a bit, blah blah blah.^^
CR: wElL yoU can'T AssUMe I knoW yOU. (A troll? Really? Here?)
CA: ^^I had figur3d th3 oth3rs would hav3 m3ntion3d SOM33THING^^
CR: nOpE. YouR oN yOur OWn.
CA: ^^of cours3.^^
CR: shAMe AboUT thAT.
CA: ^^w3ll, just going to drop in and say^^
CA: ^^don't 3xp3ct to last long^^
CA: ^^th3 oth3r thr33 didn't^^
CR: AlRiGHT.
CA: ^^and I do not hav3 high 3xp3ctations from you, littl3 man jumping about in a black suit^^
CR: shAME I'lL ouTLive You.
CA: ^^I highly doubt that.^^
CR: don'T ThREAten NiNjAs.
CA: ^^As though you hav3 a dr3am of hurting m3.^^
CA: ^^Pl3as3, spar3 m3 th3 com3dy routin3.^^
CR: wHo DREams? I Don'T.
CA: ^^of cours3 not, all you s33 wh3n you dr3am is monst3rs and t3ntacl3s and a plan3t cloak3d in darkn3ss^^
CA: ^^why would you 3v3r want to go th3r3^^
CR: dO yOU knOW WHErE i aM riGht NoW?
CA: ^^pr3sumably, your Land.^^
CA: ^^giv3n that your t3am has finally ogttt3n th3 last p3rson to 3nt3r^^
CA: ^^took long 3nough, r3ally^^
CR: i'M comInG aFter You. ThAt's WhERe.
CA: ^^good damn luck^^
CR: SamE tO you.
CA: ^^you'r3 not 3v3n a half-ass3d 3xplor3r of th3 Spac3^^
CR: i'VE hAd enoUgh oF ThiS, TRoLL.
CA: ^^You'll g3t lost and 3at3n within a picos3cond to m3, an hour to th3 Rogu3, a y3ar to th3 H3ir3ss^^
CA: ^^again, you don't hav3 a dr3am of hurting m3^^
CA: ^^if TB's fir3wall holds, which it should sinc3 h3 built it, I'm unhackabl3^^
CA: ^^I'm unfindabl3^^
CR: SaY hEllO to ThE bLoCK.
-- crazyRonin [CR] blocked captianAnalysis [CA] at 22:15 --
CA: ^^ooh, look at you, blocking som3on3^^
CA: ^^fighting lik3 a coward, what mor3 could I 3xcp3ct from on3 who liv3s in th3 shadows^^

EDIT: I'm kind of wondering, who're the trolls?

[TherosPherae]

EDIT: I'm kind of wondering, who're the trolls?

Well, there are 5 - LH, TE, TB, CA, and BT. BT is on LoSaJ. TE, TB, and CA are all floating about somewhere nearby outside the Incipisphere. LH is... somewhere. I think.

If you're asking who controls each troll, you'll figure that out later. Or maybe not. Who knows.

[Bdthemag]

EDIT: I'm kind of wondering, who're the trolls?

Well, there are 5 - LH, TE, TB, CA, and BT. BT is on LoSaJ. TE, TB, and CA are all floating about somewhere nearby outside the Incipisphere. LH is... somewhere. I think.

If you're asking who controls each troll, you'll figure that out later. Or maybe not. Who knows.

Hint, most of them are controlled by Theros.

Not sure if they're actually Trolls, since Theros hasn't really been clear on that yet.

[Blade Master Model 42]

There is also RA, who is new.

And controlled by me, if that was not obvious.

He'll pester more people once my internet stops being a douchebag.

[TherosPherae]

Hint, most of them are controlled by Theros.

Not sure if they're actually Trolls, since Theros hasn't really been clear on that yet.

My secret, it falls on the floor, shattered as a priceless vase. BUH.

Anyways, to be even more clear, TB is human, CA is troll, and TE is an extraterrestrial of origin which I will explore later. Which should have been fairly obvious given how much I've drawn those three.

I MUST DRAW THEM MORE NOW

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Awkward and full of threats (click to show/hide)

-- dashingBard [DB] began pestering crazyRonin [CR] at 22:37 --
CR: hEy.
DB: So, your that new ninja guy I've been hearing about heheheheh
CR: YeP.
DB: No doubt you've heard of me by now heheheheh
CR: NoT QUItE.
DB: Especially if you talk with GK often heheheheh
DB: Oh, well it must have slipped my friends minds then heheheheh
CR: i knOW YouR noT A trOlL AnYWAyS.
DB: Ah, those guys heheheheh
DB: I believe one of them said he was going to kill me heheheheh
CR: yEaH. OnE thReATEned ME.
CR: ThEy won'T lAsT lONG if I FinD thEm.
CR: it'S an HOnOR ThinG.
DB: Yes, because you have badass ninja skills apparently heheheheh
CR: thAt TOo.
DB: Yes, and I have the vast knowledge of thousands of scientists before me heheheheh
CR: coOl.
DB: You can't detect sarcasm well can you? heheheheh
DB: Because that was me being extremely sarcastic heheheheh
CR: TeXt hidEs sARcaSm WeLL.
DB: Well, you'll get used to it heheheheh
CR: i'M SUre I WilL.
CR: sO yOu'VE reaCHEd A gAte?
DB: Not yet, just sitting back and waiting to hear from the others about the whole gate thing heheheheh
DB: Are you "Friends" with anyone yet? heheheheh
CR: ?
CR: hoW so?
DB: Knowing who's friends with who is quite benificiary to me heheheheh
DB: As in friends, I'm not wording that as if your having relations of that kind with anyone heheheheh
CR: i'Ve BeEn talkInG wiTh KM, buT whY?
DB: Oh no reason none at all heheheheh
DB: Did she perhaps say anything about me? heheheheh
DB: No reason, just wondering heheheheh
CR: AlRiGHT thAt lauGh iS gEtTinG to ME.
DB: Get used to it heheheheh
CR: iT'S likE. AlWays THerE.
CR: CraZY.
DB: It probably is, unless that's how I want to be viewed heheheheh
CR: IT's Not evEn IroNIc.
CR: anYWayS. i ThiNK we'RE oFf topIc noW.
DB: I was unaware there was a topic to begin with heheheheh
DB: I'm mainly just asking you various questions right now heheheheh
CR: oH. o_O AlRighT.
DB: Don't worry, I usually do this to the new guys heheheheh
CR: So whAt KinD oF wEApon Do yOU uSe?
DB: Sort of an initiation thing, get past a creepy chat with DB heheheheh
DB: Crossbow heheheheh
CR: Ah. thAt mUSt Be whEre KM goT ThE iDea foR a crOsSboW.
DB: Yes, very akward conversation came from that heheheheh
CR: i caN SeE thAt.
DB: Mainly because she tried to use her charm to win me over heheheheh
CR: heheheheh.
DB: Watch out for her, seriously heheheheh
CR: SoRry I HAd To Try thAt.
DB: Seems totally normal at first, but when she wants something she will fucking get it from you heheheheh
CR: uMm... whAt?
DB: Nothing heheheheh
DB: Disregard what I just said heheheheh
DB: And don't tell KM I said that heheheheh
CR: doNE.
DB: Or I will kill you heheheheh
CR: i Said DOnE.
DB: Just making sure heheheheh
CR: i Don'T TAke ThrEAts WelL.
DB: Heheheheheh
DB: Just making sure you get the point heheheheh
DB: Don't hurt me with your katana's and ninja stars, I'd hate to fight a "ninja" heheheheh
CR: IT's A TonFa.
DB: Same thing really heheheheh
CR: o_O
CR: REaLly!?
DB: Really heheheheh
CR: doEs No ONe knOw whAt A TonFA is?
DB: No idea heheheheh
DB: I doubt it's that good of a weapon anyways heheheheh
CR: -_-
DB: Since ninja weapons are royal pieces of shit heheheheh
CR: sUdDenLy I Don'T lIke THIs conVErSaTioN.
DB: How dissapointing heheheheh
CR: WaTch YouR BaCk iF yoU wanT To KEep THiS uP.
CR: i STilL hAVe hOnoR To upHolD.
DB: Pffft, Honor is a silly thing heheheheh
CR: sO I hAve A wiNTer wAStELand OuTsiDe. WhaT AboUT yOu?
DB: Really just a way to justify killing people heheheheh
DB: Trying to change the subject eh? Well, I'll humor you heheheheh
DB: A land of happiness and sunshine ironically enough heheheheh
DB: Full of talking ponies heheheheh
CR: Can'T bLaME me FoR TRyIng To CHanGe The suBjECt.
DB: I see your point heheheheh
CR: BuT I thinK yoUr TroLlinG mE noW.
DB: Perhaps I can enlighten you upon your false views of "Honor" later heheheheh
DB: Trolling? Me? Whaaaaaat? heheheheh
CR: WeLl. I hAvE a gATe To reAch. sEe You LAtEr.
DB: Goodbye then heheheheh
-- crazyRonin [CR] ceased pestering dashingBard [DB] at 22:57 --

Suddenly I'm popular, and the death threats start flying. Awesome. Time to go troll hunting.

EDIT: *Checks shipping chart* You saw this coming Blade, didn't you?

[Blade Master Model 42]

EDIT: *Checks shipping chart* You saw this coming Blade, didn't you?

You throw enough darts, you'll eventually hit a bullseye. *shrug*

[Bdthemag]

EDIT: *Checks shipping chart* You saw this coming Blade, didn't you?

You throw enough darts, you'll eventually hit a bullseye. *shrug*

Actually I looked at the shipping chart and said "Eh, DB could always use another enemy."

[Johnfalcon99977]

Heh, I had an idea for a love triangle involving Mikheal, Mimi, and Brian.  Granted, Mikheal is still in love with Danielle, but then again, teenagers.

Edit: I choose portable communication device, repersenting Mikeals pester helmet.
Edit2: I also demand Techno Armor Mikheal drawing

[The Fool]

What kind of haircut does Mikheal have? I'm not sure of what to think of the OP picture.

[freeformschooler]

It's probably best to use Mikhael's sprites over the lame old OP picture:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I would draw it but I am busy. Busy busy busy! So good to have 2 artists now.

[The Fool]

Here is roughly what I had in mind.

Spoiler: Kinda big compressed image (click to show/hide)

Maybe I should have resized it. Meh. The shoulder and knee joints are going to be speakers and it will have a red projected screen. Kind of like the Dead Space HUD.

Any glaring mistakes/requests?

[freeformschooler]

Looks excellent, way better than what I could do. Only thing I think I think is maybe the lower part of the right arm (my left) could be extended to the length of the left one? It looks uneven, but what do I know.

Though I am busy, I did have time to do this:



LADDERFACE MUST ASCEND THE MEMETIC LADDER