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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Vague instructions? (click to show/hide)

-- crazyRonin [CR] began pestering greekKiller [GK] at 19:27 --
CR: HeY.
GK:  What?
GK: I  MeaN, WhaT?
CR: Mimi WAntEd ME tO TElL yOU somEtHInG.
GK: MimI?
GK: WhY WoulD HE CyclE A MessagE ThrougH YOU InsteaD OF ContactinG ME DirectlY?
CR: No IDEa.
CR: "Mimi wants you to teach me how to make entry items, preferably in the form of a montage."
GK: OH YeaH.
GK: ITS EasY.
CR: AlRiGHT thEn...
GK: JusT SpawN ThE CarD, TheN TakE IT TO ThE PuncH CarD ThinG.
CR: aLRighT.
CR: doNE.
GK: UsE ThE PuncH CarD ThinG TO MakE AN IteM, AnD DO "SomethinG" WitH ThaT IteM, K?
GK: OH YeaH.
GK: I ForgoT.
GK: YoU NeeD TO GeT ThE CruxitE FirsT, FroM THE Cruxator thingY.
CR: UmM...
CR: WHat DoES iT lOok Like?
GK: AnD TheN UsE ThaT WitH ThE ToteM CarveR TO MakE ThE Totem TO MakE ThE IteM.
GK: ItS A BiG, ColoreD... ThinG.
GK: YoU NeeD TO SeE IT, I GuesS.
CR: HoW do I oPen thE CRux-THINg?
GK: DroP SomethinG ON IT.
GK: G2G
-- greekKiller [GK] ceased pestering crazyRonin [CR] at 19:33

>Toss a training dummy on the CruxatoR ThinY.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Step by Step Instructions (click to show/hide)

-- pr00bingAudit00r [PA] began pestering crazyRonin [CR] at 20:08 --
PA: Hell00 fell00w
CR: HEllO.
CR: whAt DO yOu knOw ABOut thE CruX THinGy?
PA: 00h yeah just turn the kn00b and have y00ur server 00r y00urself dr00p s00mething 00nt00 the lid and s00me tube will c00me 00ut
CR: DoNE anD dOnE.
CR: JUst tOssEd A DuMmy At IT.
PA: 00kay n00w y00u have the t00tem lathe depl00yed right?
CR: i THiNK so.
CR: thE LOng One?
PA: it has these sharp things 00n the end and a crank. yeah that 00ne
CR: whAtS WIth THe flOaTinG BAlL?
PA: 00h yeah thats y00ur sprite
CR: lIkE a FAiry?
PA: what ever y00u t00ss int00 it y00ur imps ad00pt the traits 00f
PA: kind 00f
PA: it pr00vides y00u advice
CR: lIke A SWord?
PA: well then y00u w00uld have t00 fight sw00rd imps
PA: i have gh00st imps because i t00ssed 00ne 00f my fathers files int00 it
CR: cOol. I caN DOdge SwoRDs.
PA: well what ab00ut c00mbating creatures c00mp00sed 00f sw00rds. AL had t00 fight an 00gre wreathed in flames
CR: MaDe OF swOrdS?
CR: CRazY.
PA: yeah
PA: dB has fr00g imps that h00p ar00und like crazy
PA: GK has t00ugh dummy imps
CR: i KInd Of WAnt tO sEE SwoRD imPs.
PA: if y00u really want t00. but i w00uld think they w00uld be pretty danger00us
CR: toSsInG bLAdEs!
CR: WaiT. WHAt?
PA: they w00uld either be made 00f up blades 00r be wielding blades
CR: tOo LatE NOw...
PA: 00h jeez
CR: ...YeP.
CR: mIgHt BE lIke An acTioN mOVie FOr KM THough.
CR: ANyWAys. WHat Was thiS AbouT thE TotEM laThe?
PA: S00 y00u insert the tube int00 the lathe and y00u insert the pre-punched card int00 the sl00t
CR: oK.
PA: it sh00uld carve it int00 s00me wierd m00dern art l0000king 00bject
CR: GoT IT.
PA: n00w see the big platf00rmy thing?
CR: suRE dO.
PA: put it there 00n the platf00rm
PA: it sh00uld have this little lazer arm and read it
CR: reADinG arT... WeiRD MAChinE.
PA: i am assuming the shapes make s00me type 00f c00de f00r the lazer t00 read. like a 3-d barc00de
PA: wait wait wait i need y00u d00 s00mething
CR: WHAt?
PA: y00u need t00 use y00ur r00le as server player t00 build up my h00use a bit s00 i can reach this gate thingy in the sky
CR: o_O?
CR: AlriGHt. I'Ll go DO That.
CR: hOld On.
-- crazyRonin [CR] ceased pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 20:30 --

>Be PA's server player.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Toss a training dummy on the CruxatoR ThinY.

You drop a training dummy onto your cruxtruder. And, if I read that pesterlog right, you throw a sword into the kernelsprite as well.

>Be PA's server player.

You are now serving PA. I assume you want to build up his house, like in the pesterlog?

Also, do you have any preference for your entry item/cruxite artifact?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Why does everyone draw my character angry? Is it some In joke, or is this about the fact that Mikheal HATES HATES HATES Brian?

[The Fool]

Also, do you have any preference for your entry item/cruxite artifact?

Something bigger than a bread box and not made of lead?

[SirAaronIII]

It's probably the Brian-hating. That's pretty memorable.

[Blade Master Model 42]

RL: Hit that one closest to you.

Init: 11+4=15
Attack: 12+9-1=20

Snakesprite gets the highest initiative and flies into combat, throwing off a sprite blast. The two imps in range manage to dodge the attack.

Imp 3 moves forward to engage snakesprite, and hits it for 4 damage.

Imp 2 also moves to engage snakesprite, and misses completely.

The closest imp to you is Imp 3, so you move down and smack him upside the head with your halberd, dealing 14 points of damage.

Imp 1 just tries to attack snakesprite, and misses also.

Also, do you have any preference for your entry item/cruxite artifact?

Something bigger than a bread box and not made of lead?

Cute. I'll keep thinking. My only idea right now is sorta lame and is too FLCL.

[The Fool]

I like FLCL. It's really random, but I'll get the reference. Is it a robot with a TV head?

[Blade Master Model 42]

I like FLCL. It's really random, but I'll get the reference. Is it a robot with a TV head?

I was thinking more along the lines of a guitar.

EDIT: Also, you know what is extremely annoying? Pesterchum not connecting to my interwebs. Stupid slow internet.

[The Fool]

...Do I need to reenact a scene where I hit an imp over the head with a guitar while riding on some kind of vehicle? Is so that would be cool with me.

[TherosPherae]

I think you uploaded the wrong map thar, Blade.

[Blade Master Model 42]

...Do I need to reenact a scene where I hit an imp over the head with a guitar while riding on some kind of vehicle? Is so that would be cool with me.

You know what, to hell with it, the guitar is your entry item after all.

Not saying what you'll need to do with it. Yet.

Also, perhaps CR should check out the nifty clock on the cruxtruder?

Fakeedit: Oops, must've forgot to hit save before uploading. I'll fix it in a sec.

[SirAaronIII]

Is it too late to start a fight? If not...
> Go outside into the hall.
Updated house maps were posted here. Presumably I'm in my room (A). Also I'm not sure, but the red thing is the cruxtruder/where the sprite comes from, the light purple thing is the alchemiter, and the regular purple thing is the jumper block, as there's no punch designix or totem lathe shaped things anywhere.

[Blade Master Model 42]

> Go outside into the hall.

You head out into your hallway and find an evil looking little creature wearing a strange patterned outfit, the primary theme of which seems to be the four suits.

Well, this could be worse. It doesn't seem to have any obvious special powers and- OHGODDAMMIT, CARDS EVERYWHERE.

It seems that you've turned your imps into 52 pickup playing jackasses. Great.

Roll initiative.

[SirAaronIII]

[4, 5 + 5] = 14

[TherosPherae]

RL: Hit Imp 3.

17+9-1=25.