[05:59] -- greekKiller [GK] began pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 17:59 --
[05:59] GK: BrO, YoU TherE?
[05:59] AL: YES, I'M HERE
[05:59] GK: I AM JusT CheckinG TO MakE SurE NO OneS DieD YeT.
[06:00] AL: NO, I THINK I'M OKAY FOR NOW
[06:00] AL: THIS REALLY BIG THING CAME INTO MY HOUSE AND SCARED ALL THE LITTLE DUDES OFF.
[06:00] GK: HoW BiG?
[06:01] AL: UH, VERY
[06:01] GK: LikE, CaR BiG OR TexaS BiG?
[06:01] AL: UH
[06:01] AL: CAR, I GUESS
[06:01] AL: I NEEDED PA AND KAMINA-SPRITE TO BRING IT DOWN
[06:02] GK: OK MaN, BuT HonestlY, ThesE ImpS ArE PisS EasY.
[06:02] GK: I SmasheD A BuncH OF TheiR FaceS IN EarileR.
[06:02] AL: MAYBE FOR YOU
[06:02] AL: I THINK YOU MAY BE MORE CUT OUT FOR THIS THAN ME
[06:03] GK: HmM?
[06:03] AL: I JUST DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO BE A LOT OF HELP
[06:03] AL: YOU GUYS ALL KNOW HOW TO FIGHT AND STUFF
[06:04] AL: I NEARLY DIED THE SECOND TIME I FOUGHT THESE GUYS
[06:04] GK: DudE, YoU CaN TakE TheM DowN, I BeT YoU CaN.
[06:04] AL: NO, NOT REALLY
[06:04] GK: YoU JusT HavE TO ReallY StanD UP, BrO.
[06:05] GK: HonestlY, YoU Won'T KnoW HoW GooD YoU ArE TilL YoU TrY.
[06:05] AL: I HAVE TRIED
[06:05] AL: AND I'M NOT THAT GOOD
[06:05] AL: BUT, I'M GOING TO KEEP DOING WHAT I CAN
[06:05] AL: SINCE WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER AND ALL
[06:05] GK: TrY HardeR, TheN. SometimeS YoU HavE TO TakE A BeatinG.
[06:05] AL: HEY, HAVE YOU MET THE NEW GUY?
[06:07] GK: Bro, YoU Can'T AvoiD ThE EmotionaL SpeecH. StoP TryinG TO ChangE ThE SubjecT.
[06:07] AL: AWW
[06:07] AL: I DON'T WANT THE EMOTIONAL SPEECH!
[06:08] GK: YouR GoinG TO GO ThrougH IT, WhetheR YoU LikE IT OR NoT.
[06:08] AL: DAMN
[06:08] GK: DudE, SometimeS YoU NeeD TO TakE A HiT TO ImprovE.
[06:09] GK: HelL, MY DaD KickeD ThE ShiT OuT OF ME MorE TheN A FeW TimeS.
[06:09] GK: BuT DiD I PussY OuT? DiD I GivE UP AfteR AlL ThaT?
[06:09] GK: HelL FuckinG NO.
[06:09] GK: I JusT KepT GettinG BacK UP.
[06:10] GK: CuZ, I KneW ThaT IF I Didn'T TraiN, OR ReallY TrY AnD FighT HiM, I WoulD NeveR BeaT HiM.
[06:10] GK: EveR.
[06:11] GK: AnD HonestlY, YoU ShoulD DO ThiS ToO.
[06:11] GK: JusT BecausE ThE ImpS ArE FuckinG YoU OveR, IS NO ReasoN TO GivE UP.
[06:12] GK: IF YouR StilL GettinG ThE ShiT KickeD OuT OF YoU, MaybE YoU ShoulD TrY NeW TacticS.
[06:13] GK: IF YoU ArE GettinG ThE AsS KickeD OuT OF YoU, AnD YouR NoT ImprovinG, MaybE YouR DoinG SomethinG WronG.
[06:14] AL: LIKE WHAT?
[06:15] AL: IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A SLEW OF TROOPS AT MY COMMAND
[06:15] AL: TACTICALLY SPEAKING, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO A LOT BETTER THAN 'DON'T LET THEM SURROUND ME'
[06:15] GK: WhaT YoU DO HavE, IS A MinD AnD A MachinE CapablE OF CreatinG NeW EquipmenT AT WilL.
[06:16] GK: UsE YouR HeaD BrO.
[06:16] GK: WhaT ArE ThE ImpS LikE?
[06:16] AL: MINE ARE ON FIRE
[06:16] GK: BuT HoW DO TheY FighT? WhaT CaN TheY DO?
[06:17] AL: THEY MOSTLY SCRATCH AND BURN ME
[06:17] AL: I SAW ONE CHUCK A FIREBALL IN MY DEN THOUGH
[06:17] AL: IT WRECKED A BOOKSHELF
[06:17] AL: BUT I THINK THOSE WERE THE AUTO-REPAIR MANUALS, SO I DON'T REALLY CARE MUCH
[06:17] GK: PerhapS YoU ShoulD TrY SomethinG A BiT MorE... RangeD?
[06:18] AL: I DON'T HAVE A STRIFE SPECIBUS FOR ANYTHING BUT AXES
[06:18] AL: I MEAN, I HAD ONE FOR THROWING AXES
[06:18] AL: BUT I LOST IT ABOUT A YEAR AGO
[06:18] AL: SO, I DUNNO
[06:18] GK: YoU HavE A StrifE PortfolI, RighT?
[06:18] AL: YEP
[06:18] AL: BUT I NEED ADDITIONAL SPECIBI FIRST
[06:19] GK: TrY FindinG ThaT ThrowinG AxeS OnE.
[06:19] GK: Shouldn'T BE ToO HarD.
[06:19] AL: I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THAT THING
[06:19] AL: BUT, I GUESS I'LL POKE AROUND A BIT MORE.
[06:19] GK: LooK HardeR.
[06:20] AL: YEAH, YEAH
[06:20] GK: LikE I SaiD, YoU WilL NeveR ImprovE IF YoU Don'T TrY.
[06:20] GK: ContacT ME AgaiN WheN YoU FinD IT.
[06:20] AL: OKAY
[06:21] AL: ALRIGHT, I WILL
[06:05] AL: HEY, HAVE YOU MET THE NEW GUY?
[06:05] GK: NeW GuY?
[06:05] AL: YEAH
[06:06] AL: HIS NAME IS
[06:06] AL: CRAZYRONIN
[06:06] AL: OH WAIT
[06:06] AL: crazyRonin
[06:06] AL: APPARENTLY
[06:06] AL: HE SOMEHOW BECAME PA'S SERVER PLAYER
[06:06] AL: SOMEHOW
[06:06] GK: CooL.
[06:07] AL: I GUESS
[06:07] AL: IT'S MORE THAN A BIT WEIRD THOUGH
[06:07] AL: BUT, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY
[06:05] GK: OK TheN, I TrY TalkinG TO HiM LateR.
[06:21] -- greekKiller [GK] ceased pestering apprenticeLumberjack [AL] at 18:21 --
some editing, to make it seem a little better. This is not how the raw pesterlog turned out.