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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Blade Master Model 42]

> WHO ARE YOU : YOU NEARLA GOT KRUMPED YOU LIL GIT GO AND KRUMP OTHER GITS TO PROVE YOU AINT A USELESS GIT

You haven't the foggiest idea why, but all of a sudden you feel kind of worthless. Before you realize what you're doing, you're standing in the entrance to your father's room, bat in hand, staring down three ghost imps.

Whoops.



Roll initiative.

Edit: I just wanna say that my favorite part of Riccto's post was the revelation that his exile is an ork from Warhammer 40k.

[TherosPherae]

Init: 11+4=15.

>You there. Girl. Get away from those imps.
>RL: Run into the kitchen to take on the imps single-file.

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Steve Jefferson (click to show/hide)

You are Steve Jefferson. You are 12 years old, but your birthday is only a few days away. Your house is quite average with the exception of the fact that it is built into a mountain in the middle of nowhere. You don't even want to know where the power comes from since it might involve magma and volcanoes. When you aren't up on a mountain you participate in EXTREME LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING in the nearby forest. You have even gotten into the habit of SELF-NARRATING no matter what is happening. You also dress like a NINJA whenever possible. If no costume is available you've been known to IMPROVISE. Despite the fact that you are aspiring to be a NINJA you are a bit of a loudmouth and the NARRATION doesn't help. You own a TONFA which you use while EXTREME LARPING.

Your pesterchum handle is crazyRonin and yOu TalK witH ranDoM caPitAls.

There was one block I couldn't figure out. What do I do with the hand block?

[Bdthemag]

>Young man, I highly suggest you perform those odd dance moves to get yourself out of this predicament.

>DB: Do the dancy thingy.

4+1+10=15

[freeformschooler]

The Fool is helping me with this one. It's gonna be a very large scene with BT and Danielle. Shading is bad right now, but it will be better.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Blade Master Model 42]

There was one block I couldn't figure out. What do I do with the hand block?

That refers to whether you are currently wielding your kind-abstratus with one or two hands.

Not incredibly critical. Need to ask really quick, did you apply your human skill bonus? You get to add 1 to one skill. Plus, we need house maps. Use a larger grid, so I can place good-size, recognizable markers.

Also, you get Heliman's sylladex hand, a FLARP manual, and weaponized sylladex. Or, XTREME LARP manual and Ninja stars, however you wish to think of them. Effects are the same.

Init: 11+4=15.

>You there. Girl. Get away from those imps.
>RL: Run into the kitchen to take on the imps single-file.

The three imps roll 20, 15, and 10 respectively. Snakesprite gets 25.

So, order is Snakesprite, Imp 2, Danielle, Imp 3, Imp 4.

Snakesprite takes note of the fact that one of the imps will act before you, and heads in to take on the imps. It gets into position, then uses sprite blast as a close range blast, attacking imps 2 and 3. Both imps are hit by the attack, receiving 9 damage apiece, and taking penalties to their attack rolls.

Imp 2 attacks Snakesprite, and hits, dealing 6 damage.

As your battle plan was sort of foiled, you can reconsider your action.

>Young man, I highly suggest you perform those odd dance moves to get yourself out of this predicament.

>DB: Do the dancy thingy.

4+1+10=15

>BM: Find the last time you posted DB's battle map and previous actions, it has to be around here somewhere.

DB: Jump back one block to the left and shoot at the imp!

13+8=21

You hop backwards and shoot at Imp 2. You didn't specify, and normally I would have you stay on target, but your new position blocks any other target.

In any case, you just pegged him for 13 damage. Good going.

Imp1 moves into the space south of you, and attacks, dealing seven damage. Yikes.

Imp2 moves a step west, now bordering you on the east. He also deals seven damage. Pair of douchebags.

Imp3 is still inspecting the car.

Do something sweet.

Hopy shit, here we go again.

Edit: this is useful to know.

Imp 1: 12 damage
Imp 2: 13 damage
Imp 3: 0 damage
DB:  19 damage

Oh and 76605 boondollars

Hopy shit, attack of the quote pyramid.

Anyway. Brian busts out his slickest dance moves, and just when the imps drop their guard to watch the show?

POW. Imp 2 takes nine points of damage straight to the FACE.

Imp 1, shocked and horrified by this display of aggression, rakes your face with his claws. Well, actually, he doesn't. And he would have done it whether you busted out that display of aggression or not.

Imp 2 does manage to hit you though, dealing 4 damage. Healing yourself might be in order.



>BM: Stop forgetting the maps, you ninny!

I promise nothing.

[TherosPherae]

FOILED AGAIN

RL: Go south 3 and STRONG STOMP.
14+7=21.

[Riccto]

initiative
[8,7]+5= 20

EDIT:DERP. Skipped the whole initiative BIT

2x Edit Combo!: Thanks. I decided for something new a KRUMP-TASTIC.

[Bdthemag]

>Young man, I highly suggest you call your odd frog friend to help you in this fight. You seem to be rather fragile when it comes to close combat.

>DB: Jump one square to the left and call for Philosopher Frog!

[Blade Master Model 42]

FOILED AGAIN

RL: Go south 3 and STRONG STOMP.
14+7=21.

You are actually able to hit Imp 3 and 4 with that attack.

So you totally do.You stomp hard enough to make all sorts of miscellaneous paraphernalia fall on both of those imps. They both take 7 damage and are slowed.

Imp 3 doesn't move an inch and attacks you, dealing 8 damage.

Imp 4 moves a square up, and attacks as well, scratching you for 6 damage.

Snakesprite attacks Imps 2 and 3 with sprite blast, hitting both for 7 damage, and impairing their ability to attack.

Imp 2 continues to focus on Snakesprite, but misses with its attack.

PA: KRUMPIN (or Scourge) CHARGE IMP 1
[7,4] + 8 = 19

Troy: 21
Imp 1: 15
Imp 2: 11
Imp 3: 23

Imp3 has turn priority, but it appears that it is preoccupied. Whatever.

You resist the strange urge to shout WAAAAAAAAGH! as you charge the closest Imp. You do however, give it a vicious- Oh, nope, it seems to have gone insubstantial. What a waste.

It hisses at you as only a ghost can, and hits you with its slimy ghost claws for 7 damage WHILE IT IS STILL INSUBSTANTIAL. That's a neat trick if you've ever seen one.

Imp 2 decides you are worth its undead time, and comes over to visit. And by visit, I mean wreck your face. 9 points of stinging pain.

>Young man, I highly suggest you call your odd frog friend to help you in this fight. You seem to be rather fragile when it comes to close combat.

>DB: Jump one square to the left and call for Philosopher Frog!

Just to get this straight: You do not wish to use your once-per-encounter power to regain half of your hit-points?

[Bdthemag]

WAIT NO, DO THAT. BUT ALSO CALL FOR PHILOSOPHER SPRITE.

[Riccto]

>YOU YER DOUBLE KRUMP ON!(Double Attack)
[6,8]+8=22
[9,6]+8=23

[TherosPherae]

So have I healed since I beat up Imp 2, or does this all count as 1 encounter?

Also, it'd be nice to know what value you have for my HP right now so I can be sure I didn't fail the math or something.

[Blade Master Model 42]

WAIT NO, DO THAT. BUT ALSO CALL FOR PHILOSOPHER SPRITE.

Thought so.

You leap a square to your left, summon up your reserves, and call up Froglosophersprite.

Imp 1 sits where he is and slaps you one with his tongue, or tries to rather. You are on top of this and will not stand for these nasty shenanigans.

Imp 2 steps forward and just claws you. It scores 5 damage, pointing out that sometimes, the simplest solution is the best one.

Froglosophersprite shows up. He'll have bottom initiative next round.

So have I healed since I beat up Imp 2, or does this all count as 1 encounter?

Also, it'd be nice to know what value you have for my HP right now so I can be sure I didn't fail the math or something.

I figured you'd take a minute to catch your breath before harassing the remaining imps. So, yes, you had your hp restored. Need to get off in a minute, so not counting it up right now. You're not even close to bloodied though, I don't think.

>YOU YER DOUBLE KRUMP ON!(Double Attack)
[6,8]+8=22
[9,6]+8=23

You decide smacking both of these douchebags at the same time would be awesome, but Imp 2 goes all not-there when you swing at it. Oh well, it seems they can only do that so often, at least.

Imp 1, however, suffers the full brunt of your FURY. Which goes to the tune of 5 damage, at the moment. Nuts.

Imp 1 repays you, dealing 8 damage. Yowza.

Imp 2 deals another 5.  Geez. These things are nasty.

Nobody moved though.

[Riccto]

>PA Abscond and take a SECOND WIND (gitface)